NHS Cuts

FishFish
FishFish Posts: 2,152
edited February 2017 in The cake stop
I am the Professor of Heart Transplants at Herts and Essex hospital, Hertfordshire and so know what I'm talking about.

I am utterly convinced that there is a scandal about to rock the foundations of health service provision in the UK. The convergence doctors and nurses - and their sordid and squalid personal lives - means that Holby City and Casualty will be merged in to one documentary rather than two.

FACT
...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

jeez :roll:

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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Things have never been the same since Emergency ward 10 closed
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Its time to reopen doctor Finlay's casebook
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    You know things are bad when a nurse rags her job in to go and run a cafe in Emmerdale.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • part time waster
    part time waster Posts: 244
    As a surgeon myself I am all too familiar with making unnecessary cuts. The last whining member of public who had the nerve to criticise my skills had his nose put out of joint when he realised he didn't have a leg to stand on !
    I removed both legs at the knee just to balance him up , he was left feeling very low.
    However next time he comes into my ear nose and throat surgery complaining about ear canal issues I will suggest he comes before 1pm . As afterwards I'm usually pissed.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Dr Kildare. Now he was a real gent....
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Dr Kildare. Now he was a real gent....

    Did he do your hip?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Dr Strangelove, now there was a man.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Dr Quim, Medicine Woman.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Garry H wrote:
    Dr Quim, Medicine Woman.

    Jane Seymour...I would have more than happily availed myself to her bedside manner.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,424
    Garry H wrote:
    Dr Quim, Medicine Woman.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.

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