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pinno

Mind bleach and mouthwash please someone.

Bally's back - raising the tone already.

ballysmate

I will try to do my bit, I know I've been MIA recently.

pinno

Where exactly was that caravan?

Garry H

Pinno wrote:

Where exactly was that caravan?

Jackie's caravan?

Matthewfalle

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Neither - ginger Taff. Fat Taff's brother/step father. Went out with Aelwen from Merthyr for a while. Had the to-do with the man from the sheep market.

Reminds me of a girl from school, jackie one pence she was called. Lived in a caravan on a farm I think. Toss you off for a penny she would.Or so the story goes.

Anyway, where was I?

Bizarrely enough when I lived in Manchester the girl who lived next door to the local drug dealer at the top of the road would bash you off for a bag of chips. She wasn't a classy girl.....

How do you know?

I shared a house with a hombre from Warrington who didn't wash much. They were close friends. We used to return from the weekly food shop at Bargain Booze and he would always be late with a smile on his face ......

Matthewfalle

And she was a well spotty oik with hairy hands and poor eyesight.

pinno

Matthewfalle wrote:

And she was a well spotty oik with hairy hands and poor eyesight.

...but that's generally what they do look like. Nobody saw Catherine Zeta Jones before she got into acting. They had to Veet her from head to in between the toes.

ballysmate

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

And she was a well spotty oik with hairy hands and poor eyesight.

...but that's generally what they do look like. Nobody saw Catherine Zeta Jones before she got into acting. They had to Veet her from head to in between the twelve toes.

FTFY

pinno

Garry H wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Where exactly was that caravan?

Jackie's caravan?

Aaah, that's her name.

Matthewfalle

Oi - leave the pretty Welsh lass out of this. Where else could such little talent go so far? And don't say Llandudno .... .....

Garry H

Matthewfalle wrote:

Oi - leave the pretty Welsh lass out of this. Where else could such little talent go so far? And don't say Llandudno .... .....

I got pissed I llandudno once and missed the last train home. I just walked about until the morning.

pinno

Hush, the babies are sleeping, the farmers, the fishers, the tradesmen and pensioners, cobbler, schoolteacher, postman and publican, the undertaker and the fancy woman, drunkard, dressmaker, preacher, policeman, the webfoot cocklewomen and the tidy wives. Young girls lie bedded soft or glide in their dreams, with rings and trousseaux, bridesmaided by glow-worms down the aisles of the organ playing wood...

team47b

Pinno wrote:

Hush, the babies are sleeping, the farmers, the fishers, the tradesmen and pensioners, cobbler, schoolteacher, postman and publican, the undertaker and the fancy woman, drunkard, dressmaker, preacher, policeman, the webfoot cocklewomen and the tidy wives. Young girls lie bedded soft or glide in their dreams, with rings and trousseaux, bridesmaided by glow-worms down the aisles of the organ playing wood...

So you got the electric flapjacks I sent you

pinno

Is that what Dylan called them? Yes, they were rather nice actually although I prefer Brownies.

homers_double

Racist.

step83

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

And she was a well spotty oik with hairy hands and poor eyesight.

...but that's generally what they do look like. Nobody saw Catherine Zeta Jones before she got into acting. They had to Veet her from head to in between the toes.

I believe Welsh women were the inspiration for cousin Itt.

Stevo_666

Step83 wrote:

I believe Welsh women were the inspiration for cousin Itt.

And vice versa.

ballysmate

I suppose Welsh women go some way to explain this character.

Stevo_666

Wheres Garry gone? Thought he might spring to their defence.

Garry H

Nowt to do with me
I was banished back in '93
Though Stevo goes there when he can
To ride his bike down a mountan.

Matthewfalle

Ballysmate wrote:

I suppose Welsh women go some way to explain this character.

Wales? That's Dartmouth and Lympstone every day of every week of the year ........