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Danny Cipriani dancers blackmail thing.

MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
edited February 2017 in The bottom bracket
Blackmail or not, he didn't exactly pick a winner did he? There must have been someone who wasn't a mental munter kicking round.

From Kelly Brook to that. Blimey ..........
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
smithy21 wrote:

He's right you know.

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  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 17,134
    Dancers are fit, lithe and flexible.
    I dare say he had his reasons. :wink:
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Some dancers yes, I agree.

    These looked like the average girl from Goldfingers, Weymouth (other late night drinking/dancing bars full of squaddies/booties are available).
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 17,134
    I was curious so did a quick Google.
    They are wearing WAY too much clothing to judge.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Check out the boat - if it looks a tad chunky as theirs does I don't think that the rest of it will be too great.......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 17,134
    Check out the boat - if it looks a tad chunky as theirs does I don't think that the rest of it will be too great.......
    Why would I look there?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Because they are fat and probably have minging vaginas.


    By probably I mean almost definitely.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 17,134
    Because they are fat and probably have minging vaginas.


    By probably I mean almost definitely.
    I have now lost interest.
    Like everyone else. Apparently......
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Brexit, Trump, Danny Cipriani blackmailed by strippers. Up there and dangerous....
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,287
    Yeah makes you wonder why a good looking guy like him with plenty of cash would be getting mixed up with a couple of dogs like those two. Perhaps she took it up the wrong un? In fact, probably not hence the pregnancy!
  • lucan2lucan2 Posts: 293
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Because they are fat and probably have minging vaginas.


    By probably I mean almost definitely.
    I have now lost interest.
    Like everyone else. Apparently......

    I haven't a clue what this thread is about. And without links or photos I can't be ar$ed searching the net to find out if it's worth discussing. Am I lazy or is it the OP?
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 17,134
    Let me answer that.....
    Nah, can't be bothered...
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Let me answer that.....
    Nah, can't be bothered...


    So why bother coming back to post then?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 17,134
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Let me answer that.....
    Nah, can't be bothered...


    So why bother coming back to post then?
    Dunno...
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    It seems Cipriani is the biggest censored given the judge gave the women suspended sentences and it's not often a judge makes a negative comment about a so called victim.

    Pity they didn't take the money on offer from whatever redtop was offering £18k for the story.

    And to give some balance to the aresehole comments above it seems Katie Price, and ex of censored bollcks cipriani nick named him chipolata due to his penis size.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,287
    Slowmart wrote:
    It seems Cipriani is the biggest **** given the judge gave the women suspended sentences and it's not often a judge makes a negative comment about a so called victim.

    Pity they didn't take the money on offer from whatever redtop was offering £18k for the story.

    And to give some balance to the aresehole comments above it seems Katie Price, and ex of censored bollcks cipriani nick named him chipolata due to his penis size.

    Well she'd know having had a few in her time. To quote Frankie Boyle, it'd be like punching smoke.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Slowmart wrote:
    It seems Cipriani is the biggest **** given the judge gave the women suspended sentences and it's not often a judge makes a negative comment about a so called victim.

    Pity they didn't take the money on offer from whatever redtop was offering £18k for the story.

    And to give some balance to the aresehole comments above it seems Katie Price, and ex of censored bollcks cipriani nick named him chipolata due to his penis size.


    Oh - don't get me wrong: Cipriani is the target of more derision than most. The sort of Bloke who has it all and still manages to jeff it up sooooo badly.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
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