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How much wine have I drunk tonight?

bartman100bartman100 Posts: 544
edited January 2017 in The cake stop
Let's see if we can find out with a handy poll

How much wine has this dickhead drunk on a school night? 18 votes

A whole bottle
16% 3 votes
Half a bottle
11% 2 votes
Two glasses
0% 0 votes
One glass
0% 0 votes
None whatsoever
27% 5 votes
Two bottles
16% 3 votes
Two bottles and then started on the Chivas Regal
27% 5 votes

Posts

  • webboowebboo Posts: 5,494
    What about not enough to pass out and stop creating sh*t threads. Can't you go and harrass weekendcyclingfan on the Wiggins thread. :mrgreen:
  • bartman100bartman100 Posts: 544
    Webboo wrote:
    What about not enough to pass out and stop creating sh*t threads. Can't you go and harrass weekendcyclingfan on the Wiggins thread. :mrgreen:
    Do you not care about my health? I'm young, foolish and romantic and should be allowed to let loose on a Wednesday night at 42.
  • webboowebboo Posts: 5,494
    bartman100 wrote:
    Webboo wrote:
    What about not enough to pass out and stop creating sh*t threads. Can't you go and harrass weekendcyclingfan on the Wiggins thread. :mrgreen:
    Do you not care about my health? I'm young, foolish and romantic and should be allowed to let loose on a Wednesday night at 42.
    Young at 42 sir you are sadly deluded. Are you related to Mr Trump.
  • bartman100bartman100 Posts: 544
    Webboo wrote:
    bartman100 wrote:
    Webboo wrote:
    What about not enough to pass out and stop creating sh*t threads. Can't you go and harrass weekendcyclingfan on the Wiggins thread. :mrgreen:
    Do you not care about my health? I'm young, foolish and romantic and should be allowed to let loose on a Wednesday night at 42.
    Young at 42 sir you are sadly deluded. Are you related to Mr Trump.
    I am indeed. Ronald Trump of Peebles, who set a yet to be bettered Peebleshire clean and jerk record of 230kg in 1972.
  • webboowebboo Posts: 5,494
    That's amazing as you weren't even a twinkle in your dads eye when you achieved that.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Depends on which wine you have consumed, it could be some girly cava, not real wine at all, anyway you lightweight 42 year olds still measure wine in glasses and bottles, Portuguese wine 15% served in a bucket anything else doesn't count!

    Listen to your elders :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,235
    Keep going Bartman, it's a welcome break form Brexit, Corbyn et al.

    Chivas Regal?! That stuff is pants and pricey.

    42 is when life begins webboo.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • bianchimoonbianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Don't care , but you're showing yourself up as a [email protected]
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    bartman100 wrote:
    Do you not care about my health? I'm young, foolish and romantic and should be allowed to let loose on a Wednesday night at 42.

    42 ? ... really .... I always though being impressed by how much you could/have drink/drunk was the domain of teenagers :wink:
  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 7,620
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Don't care , but you're showing yourself up as a [email protected]

    Did someone remove your humor fuse?
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    Pinno wrote:

    42 is when life begins webboo.


    nooooo, I am 43 and haven't done a damn thing with my life yet .. censored I have missed a whole year of my like .. I need help .. what am I meant to do .... WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING !
  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 7,620
    fat daddy wrote:
    WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING !

    Chillin' out max, and relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    homers double wrote:
    fat daddy wrote:
    WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING !
    shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

    see, I tried this but my daughters school is on a really steep hill, and when you try and bounce the ball it shoots off down the hill and you have to chase after it ..... it really eats in to the relaxin' all cool.

    Oh and my kids only 5 .. so that buggers up my Chillin' out max as well .. basically I have fcuked up my life !
  • bendertherobotbendertherobot Posts: 11,684
    3 for £10 on Echo falls in my local shop. Just saying.
    My blog: http://www.roubaixcycling.cc (kit reviews and other musings)
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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,466
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Don't care , but you're showing yourself up as a [email protected]
    Who is showing themselves up?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,466
    Yay bartman! :D

    Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
    Whoa!
    Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
    Shake it out, man!
    Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
    Bartman!
    Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
    Uh-huh.
    Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
    Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
    Whoa, mama!
    Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
    Whoa.
    Everybody in the house do the Bartman.

    Let us know when you and the missus are drinking next. We expect some more pics of her bottom.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • bianchimoonbianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    homers double wrote:
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Don't care , but you're showing yourself up as a [email protected]

    Did someone remove your humor fuse?
    it was in relation to one of the other [email protected] threads he posted last night, the veiled homophobic one
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • webboowebboo Posts: 5,494
    Pinno wrote:
    Keep going Bartman, it's a welcome break form Brexit, Corbyn et al.

    Chivas Regal?! That stuff is pants and pricey.

    42 is when life begins webboo.
    42 now that's along time ago. I did win my first bike race at that age, a mountain bike race in Tatton park of all places.
  • bartman100bartman100 Posts: 544
    bianchimoon wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Don't care , but you're showing yourself up as a [email protected]

    Did someone remove your humor fuse?
    it was in relation to one of the other [email protected] threads he posted last night, the veiled homophobic one
    homophobic, only in your head you dull witted prig.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Keep going Bartman, it's a welcome break form Brexit, Corbyn et al.

    Chivas Regal?! That stuff is pants and pricey.

    42 is when life begins webboo.

    Anything that's made in Paisley has to be pants, and sh!te!
  • confused@BR[email protected] Posts: 295
    When I knew about such things Chivas Regal was drunk by Pub landlords when they weren't on the barley wine. Oddly enough, it is not at all bad.
    'fool'
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