friday, the streets are so alive right now I fuckıng love this town

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    seanoconn wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    benws1 wrote:
    LukeTC wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Squeaky...Laters.

    I seem to have offended some people in Cake Stop. Whoops. :)

    Well done, though it's easy to upset people in CS.

    If you want to start a riot, here's a few tips:
    In Road General, start a debate about:
    Helmets.
    Going to the gym.
    Crank arm length.
    In Pro Race:
    Just post something.
    It amazes me that people get offended on here. I view it as being like having a chat in the pub, lighthearted on the whole with the occasional serious bit. Every now and then someone has to be called out for spouting BS. Why would anyone get offended? Even if someone says something nasty, it's only some saddo on the internet, who gives a sh!t what they think?
    Exactly. For example, my last pm from V68 was to inform me that my inbox was in fact working and the reason I hadn't had a pm for a while was because no one liked me.

    I wasn't offended at all...... :cry:

    Just open multiple BR accounts and send yourself a few PM's.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I send PMs for money. Message me and we can arrange payment.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,589
    Garry H wrote:
    I send PMs for money. Message me and we can arrange payment.
    You need to charge extra for nice PMs. Standard fee is just for abuse.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    I send PMs for money. Message me and we can arrange payment.
    You need to charge extra for nice PMs. Standard fee is just for abuse.

    Now there's a thing: A la Carte PM menu.

    A. Abuse
    B. Lurve
    C. Sex PM's
    D. Counselling
    E. 'Someone on the forum is wrong and I need my ego restored'
    F. Moans (not linked to B or C)

    Have you got a price list GH?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I have no morals when it comes to making money ;)
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,624
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    I send PMs for money. Message me and we can arrange payment.
    You need to charge extra for nice PMs. Standard fee is just for abuse.

    Now there's a thing: A la Carte PM menu.

    A. Abuse
    B. Lurve
    C. Sex PM's
    D. Counselling
    E. 'Someone on the forum is wrong and I need my ego restored'
    F. Moans (not linked to B or C)

    Have you got a price list GH?
    I miss my sex pm's. Not had one on this forum.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    I send PMs for money. Message me and we can arrange payment.
    You need to charge extra for nice PMs. Standard fee is just for abuse.

    Now there's a thing: A la Carte PM menu.

    A. Abuse
    B. Lurve
    C. Sex PM's
    D. Counselling
    E. 'Someone on the forum is wrong and I need my ego restored'
    F. Moans (not linked to B or C)

    Have you got a price list GH?
    I miss my sex pm's. Not had one on this forum.

    Toting for business? Perhaps you should put an ad up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,689
    seanoconn wrote:
    Exactly. For example, my last pm from V68 was to inform me that my inbox was in fact working and the reason I hadn't had a pm for a while was because no one liked me.

    I wasn't offended at all...... :cry:
    Suck it up you're a big boy now, or at least you say you are.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,589
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    I send PMs for money. Message me and we can arrange payment.
    You need to charge extra for nice PMs. Standard fee is just for abuse.

    Now there's a thing: A la Carte PM menu.

    A. Abuse
    B. Lurve
    C. Sex PM's
    D. Counselling
    E. 'Someone on the forum is wrong and I need my ego restored'
    F. Moans (not linked to B or C)

    Have you got a price list GH?
    Scottish entrepreneurialism at its finest :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Dutch auction. Lowest bidder gets the abuse.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    Garry H wrote:
    Dutch auction. Lowest bidder gets the abuse.

    Then everyone will bid £0. Price should be commensurate with level and type of abuse, for example:

    Premium service
    "You're a fiddling paedo and me and a bunch of people are going to torture you and stone you to death and burn your house down, f*cking waste of oxygen that you are"
    Standard service
    "You silly internet keyboard w@nker and you wouldn't say those stupid things to my face, nerd"
    Economy service
    "Do you get off on telling people how much you car costs you tw@t?"
    Budget service
    "I say old chap, you are a naughty naughty boy and you should be spanked and sent to bed with no Ovaltine"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,689
    That Garry H should pay to abuse me. He's so unworthy of abusing me he's even added an extra r to his name to make himself seem more importanterer than he really is.

    That's a bid below zero.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Veronese68 wrote:
    That Garry H should pay to abuse me. He's so unworthy of abusing me he's even added an extra r to his name to make himself seem more importanterer than he really is.

    That's a bid below zero.

    Is that Italian for Veronica?

    I'll pay you in Dong.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,689
    Garry H wrote:
    Is that Italian for Veronica?

    I'll pay you in Dong.
    Only at the weekends.
    At least you know you have to pay.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Is that Italian for Veronica?

    I'll pay you in Dong.
    Only at the weekends.
    At least you know you have to pay.

    It's only 2" of Dong, so it won't hurt too much.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,589
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Is that Italian for Veronica?

    I'll pay you in Dong.
    Only at the weekends.
    At least you know you have to pay.

    It's only 2" of Dong, so it won't hurt too much.
    We won't ask how you know that.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Is that Italian for Veronica?

    I'll pay you in Dong.
    Only at the weekends.
    At least you know you have to pay.

    It's only 2" of Dong, so it won't hurt too much.
    We won't ask how you know that.

    He's Welsh.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Is that Italian for Veronica?

    I'll pay you in Dong.
    Only at the weekends.
    At least you know you have to pay.

    It's only 2" of Dong, so it won't hurt too much.
    We won't ask how you know that.

    Neither will I :shock:
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,689
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Is that Italian for Veronica?

    I'll pay you in Dong.
    Only at the weekends.
    At least you know you have to pay.

    It's only 2" of Dong, so it won't hurt too much.
    We won't ask how you know that.

    Neither will I :shock:
    Be afraid, be very afraid. Piña is watching you.