So, an old friend of mine has just come out publically

davesnothere

Before i say too much else, I consider myself to be tolerant and open to people's lifestyle choices.

Live and let live is my mantra, black, white, gay, straight, disabled or able bodied. I would aim to treat all as equals and hope that others would do the same.

Now my mate, I've known him for 30+ years, former punk rocker, eco warrior, successful dance music artist and producer (and Glastonbury headliner) married with kids, a very cool yet normal, down to earth straight up fella.

This weekend he springs a surprise announcement via the medium of facebook, I'm sure some closer to him knew this already but a total shock to me. As above I try not to judge but he's become a Morris Dancer. I'm not sure that I will be able to maintain a normal friendship with him now that I know this shocking fact.

Am i being out of order?

LukeTC

<= Chatting Sh*t

Morris dancing is the new crossfit

fat daddy

eh ??. ..... who said anything about him being gay ... the guy has become a fceking Morris Dancer.

Seriously ... its wrong for any man to do that. ITS NOT NATURAL !

LukeTC

amended my post, where the fuck did i read gay? Ok ok, I'm gonna have a nap on my desk wtf

JesseD

Its in that bible book thingy, says its against gods will an' all that

davesnothere

LukeTC wrote:

amended my post, where the fark did i read gay? Ok ok, I'm gonna have a nap on my desk wtf

We all saw it and it was heartfelt. Shame you didn't read my post properly

davesnothere

and for the record, no I've never felt uncomfortable around him but i might do now if he brings a sheeps bladder on a stick when we meet up

fat daddy

there are 19 versus in the bible about dance ... ALL of them are in praise of it ... I think the Christian god would approve of Morris Dancers !

Jeremiah 31:4

"Again I will build you and you will be rebuilt, O virgin of Israel! Again you will take up your tambourines, And go forth to the dances of the merrymakers

fat daddy

DavesNotHere wrote:

and for the record, no I've never felt uncomfortable around him but i might do now if he brings a sheeps bladder on a stick when we meet up

That's Masterchef isn't it ?

davesnothere

fat daddy wrote:

DavesNotHere wrote:

and for the record, no I've never felt uncomfortable around him but i might do now if he brings a sheeps bladder on a stick when we meet up

That's Masterchef isn't it ?

It's on Heston's new menu:

Organic highland sheep's bladder, deep fried in real ale batter, served on a stick by a hankie waving, bell jingling w4nker

fat daddy

see you put it like that and it suddenly become appertising

seanoconn

What's not to like?

smoggysteve

It may be legal

But it doesn't make it right

Have you informed the Daily Mail?

bikes`n`guns

Shrewsbury Folk Festival have just banned Morris dancers who black up, even though their website is full of pictures of traditional Morris dancers.

So being black is banned but being a Morris dancer isn`t ! who knew ?.

ballysmate

Bikes`n`guns wrote:

Shrewsbury Folk Festival have just banned Morris dancers who black up, even though their website is full of pictures of traditional Morris dancers.

So being black is banned but being a Morris dancer isn`t ! who knew ?.

A similar story from our local paper.

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertain ... with-poll/

bikes`n`guns

Yup, same story. SFF took the knee jerk pandering decision to ban Black face dancers.

Stevo_666

Ballysmate wrote:

Bikes`n`guns wrote:

Shrewsbury Folk Festival have just banned Morris dancers who black up, even though their website is full of pictures of traditional Morris dancers.

So being black is banned but being a Morris dancer isn`t ! who knew ?.

A similar story from our local paper.

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertain ... with-poll/

I can't imagine who might get a bit wound up about this

ballysmate

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Bikes`n`guns wrote:

Shrewsbury Folk Festival have just banned Morris dancers who black up, even though their website is full of pictures of traditional Morris dancers.

So being black is banned but being a Morris dancer isn`t ! who knew ?.

A similar story from our local paper.

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertain ... with-poll/

I can't imagine who might get a bit wound up about this

What? Finding offence where there is none? Surely not?

kingstongraham

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Bikes`n`guns wrote:

Shrewsbury Folk Festival have just banned Morris dancers who black up, even though their website is full of pictures of traditional Morris dancers.

So being black is banned but being a Morris dancer isn`t ! who knew ?.

A similar story from our local paper.

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertain ... with-poll/

I can't imagine who might get a bit wound up about this

Whoever it is would lose their mind if they saw any pictures of coal miners.

bbrap

For a good day out http://www.pottyfestival.com/. Absolute hoot, especially the punk, heavy metal and goth morris bods. All completely mad as fuck.

fat daddy

Goth Morris dancers ???? .... I am sure somewhere there is a massive confict of ideologies, but I cant put my finger on where the irony should be

mrfpb

seanoconn wrote:

What's not to like?

So would anyone tell him to his face that Morris dancing should be banned?

mrfpb

They are out in force around down our way:

http://www.gethampshire.co.uk/news/loca ... y-12425270