Celebrity death pool 2017

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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    bg13 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Brian Cant, no more playing away.

    Will,the coffin go through the round window, the square window or the arched window?

    Big Ted and Little Ted up front carrying the coffin with Hamble and Humpty at the rear carrying the coffin from the hearse into the church that Dapple pulled to the service. No need for the window as the vicar will have the door open unless he loses the keys again.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Stephen Furst. Flounder in Animal House.

    "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son".
    I don't do smileys.

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  • pinno
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGSvkJjc9c
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  • cooldad
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    Except that's Bluto, not Flounder. Still funny.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Of course. Horse heart attack.

    https://youtu.be/EtSPFXj_eZM

    Phil the Greek can't pi$$ without wincing at the minute.
    I think he should rub beetroot on it.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Firm kids as opposed to soft kids?!

    I wonder if Jimmy Saville made that distinction.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817
    Barry Norman, and why not?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    edited July 2017
    Adele.

    (Wishful thinking, I know)

    Ozzy Osbourne. There's no way he should still be alive. I think the truth is he's been clinically dead for years and is simply functioning.
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Barry Norman, and why not?

    Are you sure? DM readers have been told it's Barry Cryer that has passed away.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    It's very rare the Daily Heil makes any mistakes or jumps to some scandalous conclusion or hire editors of dubious moral standing, so you can forgive them.
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  • thekickingmule
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    George A Romero. Make sure that coffin's sealed up tightly!
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Make sure he's actually in it before nailing it down. Personally, I would use 80mm screws into some L brackets (readily available from all good DIY stores) but that's just me.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    thekickingmule wrote:
    George A Romero. Make sure that coffin's sealed up tightly!
    Yesterday - Dawn of the Dead.
    Today - Dawn of the Dead.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    George A Romero. Make sure that coffin's sealed up tightly!
    Yesterday - Dawn of the Dead.
    Today - Dawn of the Dead.

    ...and there is no tomorrow.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Martin Landau anyone?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Not sure that Donald Trump bloke is going to last too long the way he's going!
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  • pinno
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    oxoman wrote:
    RIP Robert Hardy, Pretend Yorkshire vet, wizard and all round proper actor

    ...and Winston Churchill and his 'Black dog'. RIP
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  • bg13
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    Hywell Bennet, actory type.
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  • coulddobetter
    coulddobetter Posts: 812
    Bruce bonus
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    coulddobetter wrote:
    Bruce bonus

    Didn't he do well?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    coulddobetter wrote:
    Bruce bonus

    I think the guy was one of the most over rated cringe worthy celebs on TV.
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  • pinno
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    ...worse than Jonathan Ross.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817
    bg13 wrote:
    With this many people backing him to snuff it Brucies got to have full medical back up following him around!
    He was odds on favourite.
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  • andcp
    andcp Posts: 644
    Pinno wrote:
    coulddobetter wrote:
    Bruce bonus

    I think the guy was one of the most over rated cringe worthy celebs on TV.
    +1, and arrogant too, but will he go higher or lower in the afterlife?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Andcp wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    coulddobetter wrote:
    Bruce bonus

    I think the guy was one of the most over rated cringe worthy celebs on TV.
    +1, and arrogant too, but will he go higher or lower in the afterlife?

    He's stuck in purgatory just now wondering whether it's going to be Angel Delight or Instant Whip for eternity.
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  • JBA
    JBA Posts: 2,852
    Jerry Lewis.

    It’s no longer A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World for him.
    “Life has been unfaithful
    And it all promised so so much”

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    JBA wrote:
    Jerry Lewis.

    It’s no longer A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World for him.

    I did that. In the wrong bloody year :roll:

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817
    Pinno wrote:
    I did that. In the wrong bloody year :roll:
    That's because you're really old and lose track of the years.
    That's a point, would it be inappropriate to pick another forum member for the 2018 thread? :wink:
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  • pinno
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    Veronese68 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I did that. In the wrong bloody year :roll:
    That's because you're really old and lose track of the years.
    That's a point, would it be inappropriate to pick another forum member for the 2018 thread? :wink:

    Not Stevo surely??!
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I did that. In the wrong bloody year :roll:
    That's because you're really old and lose track of the years.
    That's a point, would it be inappropriate to pick another forum member for the 2018 thread? :wink:
    It would only be inappropriate if they went and croaked :)

    I suppose you wouldn't be likely to win if you pick some pu$$y who rides a road bike as that's not dangerous at all. These are the sort of people who say that disc brakes are dangerous because they might cut their legs on them :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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