Why in God's name would you call a road bike...........

bartman100

....WOODWORM.

I get that it's a steaming crock of shite, but sometime, somewhere, a marketing meeting took place - they brainstormed 'White Lightning' - fine. Flash, dynamic, fast....

BUT WOODWORM???

Garry H

Hey, wash your mouth out! You are mocking a classic there.

bartman100

it's getting rave reviews

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Woodworm-Light ... B009OZXAS6

Frank Wilson

They also make cricket bats!!

bartman100

Frank Wilson wrote:

They also make cricket bats!!

f*ck me, I thought you were joking - a Woodworm Cricket Bat!!

http://www.woodworm.tv/woodworm-cricket ... t-bat.aspx

Garry H

And barns!



Ok, I made that up.

Pross

bartman100 wrote:

Frank Wilson wrote:

They also make cricket bats!!

f*ck me, I thought you were joking - a Woodworm Cricket Bat!!

http://www.woodworm.tv/woodworm-cricket ... t-bat.aspx

I think England's batsmen are using them.

earth

Are you kidding? That's who Noah outsourced the Ark to.

Garry H

Built the crucifix as well!

team47b

Woodhenge is an atmospheric Neolithic site close to Stonehenge. Probably built about 2300 BC, it was originally believed to be the remains of a large burial mound, surrounded by a bank and ditch almost completely destroyed by ploughing. Aerial photography detected rings of dark spots in a crop of wheat, and today concrete markers replace the six concentric rings of timber posts which are believed to have once been the origin of the Woodworm bike company.