Christmas list

rockmonkeysc

Christmas is coming so what are you asking Satan for?
You can have one bike part. One alcoholic beverage and one assassination.

1. Rockshox Lyrik RCT3
2. Johnny Walker Blue Label
3. Justin Bieber

bg13

1. Disc brakes that require no maintenance ever.

2. A nice napoleon brandy, Balluets is a good local one.

3. This is the toughest of the lot, so many that need ending. Can i specify how they are topped? Gerry Adams via some horrific torture method please santa

oxoman

Easy.
Set of pikes
Decent pint of pedigree.
Probably D Trump failing that the x wife will have to do.

Stevo_666

1. Cane Creek Double Barrel
2. Grey Goose Vodka
3. Russell Brand

thekickingmule

1. Wheels for the Cube
2. Talisker 12
3. Donald Trump

fat daddy

All I want for Christmas is

(1) 1x11 groupset (ok its a bunch of bits, but having put it on one bike I now want it on more !!!)
(2) Kraken rum
(3) the head of transport and roads in Bristol council

JBA

Did you read the rules, fat daddy?

My list:
1. Wheelset for the Trance.
2. Beefeater 24
3. Katie Hopkins

fat daddy

JBA wrote:

Did you read the rules, fat daddy?

clearly not .. I'll go back and edit

thistle_

I need 3 new bikes - outside the rules

veronese68

1. Set of wheels that I would never do justice to. Carbon rims and Hope hubs I guess.
2. So much to chose from. Crate of decent beer would probably make me happiest.
3. Even more to choose from, lots of good suggestions already given. Farage? Unfortunately I think Trump would survive if I can only choose one as I think Pence taking over could be even worse. Assassinate Pence and hopefully Trump will do something so stupid he gets kicked out before doing too much damage.

doomanic

1. e-bike conversion for my Nuke (ooh, controversial... )
2. Absynthe
3. Brexiters (if I can't specify a group for termination Tony B-Liar will have to do)

wilberforce

1. Stabilisers
2. Alcohol
3. Michael McIntyre

rockmonkeysc

fat daddy wrote:

(3) the head of transport and roads in Bristol council

I'll agree with you on that. I only live 25 miles away but it takes me two hours to get to central Bristol. The signposting seems completely random as well.
And beer is too expensive in the centre (except for in one of the gentlemans clubs!)

Crazyjenkins01

Hmmmm.... lets see,

1. New wheelset for the Boss
2.As its Christmas, bottle of Port
3. Real toughie... Trump, May or Farage.... hmmm...

lostboysaint

1. New Hope 20Five wheelset for the roadie.
2. I don't drink so it'll be a bottle of Rose for the Missus.
3. Picking up from CJ's wish I'd have those three - they're bound to be lined up in a situation somewhere soon and a single bullet could pass through..........

Crazyjenkins01

That would be pure heaven...

lostboysaint

I don't think any of those three are going there - regardless of whether they think they're "guided by god".

keef66

I'd happily forego the bike part and the booze if I could have both Putin and Trump erased.

FishFish

Decent light
Armanac
Santa Claus

JBA

No, FishFish!!!
If Santa gets a cap popped in his censored you won't get the new light. :roll:

FishFish

ok

Decent light
Armangac
JBA

Thewaylander

Hmmm
1)asus rog Lappy
2)Nice scotch
3)Corbyn (He just annoys me)

Wheelspinner

Didn't post before XMas not wanting to jinx it, but that plan failed spectacularly...

1. RS1 fork, because I like the look of them, dunno if they're any good.
2. Talisker or similar will do nicely. One of those bottles that never empties please!
3. Robert Mugabe. Should have happened decades ago.