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Christmas list

RockmonkeySCRockmonkeySC Posts: 14,770
edited December 2016 in The Crudcatcher
Christmas is coming so what are you asking Satan for?
You can have one bike part. One alcoholic beverage and one assassination.

1. Rockshox Lyrik RCT3
2. Johnny Walker Blue Label
3. Justin Bieber

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  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    1. Disc brakes that require no maintenance ever.

    2. A nice napoleon brandy, Balluets is a good local one.

    3. This is the toughest of the lot, so many that need ending. Can i specify how they are topped? Gerry Adams via some horrific torture method please santa
    Loving life in rural SW France

    Orange 5 Pro
    Ribble Audax
    On One Scandal 29er
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 10,451
    Easy.
    Set of pikes
    Decent pint of pedigree.
    Probably D Trump failing that the x wife will have to do.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,324
    1. Cane Creek Double Barrel
    2. Grey Goose Vodka
    3. Russell Brand
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • 1. Wheels for the Cube
    2. Talisker 12
    3. Donald Trump
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    edited December 2016
    All I want for Christmas is

    (1) 1x11 groupset (ok its a bunch of bits, but having put it on one bike I now want it on more !!!)
    (2) Kraken rum
    (3) the head of transport and roads in Bristol council
  • JBAJBA Posts: 2,820
    Did you read the rules, fat daddy?

    My list:
    1. Wheelset for the Trance.
    2. Beefeater 24
    3. Katie Hopkins
    “Life has been unfaithful
    And it all promised so so much”

    Giant Trance 2 27.5 2016 ¦ Sonder Broken Road 2021¦ Giant Revolt Advanced 2 2019 ¦ Giant Toughtroad SLR 1 2019 ¦ Giant Anthem 3 2015 ¦ Specialized Myka Comp FSR 2009
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    JBA wrote:
    Did you read the rules, fat daddy?

    clearly not .. I'll go back and edit
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,172
    I need 3 new bikes - outside the rules :(
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,285 Lives Here
    1. Set of wheels that I would never do justice to. Carbon rims and Hope hubs I guess.
    2. So much to chose from. Crate of decent beer would probably make me happiest.
    3. Even more to choose from, lots of good suggestions already given. Farage? Unfortunately I think Trump would survive if I can only choose one as I think Pence taking over could be even worse. Assassinate Pence and hopefully Trump will do something so stupid he gets kicked out before doing too much damage.
  • doomanicdoomanic Posts: 238
    1. e-bike conversion for my Nuke (ooh, controversial... :D )
    2. Absynthe
    3. Brexiters (if I can't specify a group for termination Tony B-Liar will have to do)
  • 1. Stabilisers
    2. Alcohol
    3. Michael McIntyre
  • RockmonkeySCRockmonkeySC Posts: 14,770
    fat daddy wrote:
    (3) the head of transport and roads in Bristol council

    I'll agree with you on that. I only live 25 miles away but it takes me two hours to get to central Bristol. The signposting seems completely random as well.
    And beer is too expensive in the centre (except for in one of the gentlemans clubs!)
  • Hmmmm.... lets see,

    1. New wheelset for the Boss
    2.As its Christmas, bottle of Port
    3. Real toughie... Trump, May or Farage.... hmmm...
  • 1. New Hope 20Five wheelset for the roadie.
    2. I don't drink so it'll be a bottle of Rose for the Missus.
    3. Picking up from CJ's wish I'd have those three - they're bound to be lined up in a situation somewhere soon and a single bullet could pass through..........
    Trail fun - Transition Bandit
    Road - Wilier Izoard Centaur/Cube Agree C62 Disc
    Allround - Cotic Solaris
  • I don't think any of those three are going there - regardless of whether they think they're "guided by god".
    Trail fun - Transition Bandit
    Road - Wilier Izoard Centaur/Cube Agree C62 Disc
    Allround - Cotic Solaris
  • keef66keef66 Posts: 13,123
    I'd happily forego the bike part and the booze if I could have both Putin and Trump erased.
  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,152
    Decent light
    Armanac
    Santa Claus
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • JBAJBA Posts: 2,820
    No, FishFish!!!
    If Santa gets a cap popped in his censored you won't get the new light. :roll:
    “Life has been unfaithful
    And it all promised so so much”

    Giant Trance 2 27.5 2016 ¦ Sonder Broken Road 2021¦ Giant Revolt Advanced 2 2019 ¦ Giant Toughtroad SLR 1 2019 ¦ Giant Anthem 3 2015 ¦ Specialized Myka Comp FSR 2009
  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,152
    ok

    Decent light
    Armangac
    JBA
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • Hmmm
    1)asus rog Lappy
    2)Nice scotch
    3)Corbyn (He just annoys me)
  • Didn't post before XMas not wanting to jinx it, but that plan failed spectacularly...

    1. RS1 fork, because I like the look of them, dunno if they're any good.
    2. Talisker or similar will do nicely. One of those bottles that never empties please!
    3. Robert Mugabe. Should have happened decades ago.
    Open O-1.0 Open One+ BMC TE29 Titus Racer X Ti Seven 622SL Kestrel RT1000 On One Scandal Cervelo RS
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