Where do you keep your phone?

I'm a hobby / leasure rider and rightly or wrongly I always like to have my phone at hand for either emergency situations or if I need to be contacted by the family whilst out... I probably won't touch it from start to finish but I like it with me!
It won't fit in my micro saddle bag.
I don't like it in any of my pockets (leg, breast, thigh, back or belly).
I don't like backpacks and rarely wear a "bum bag".
I don't have (nor have I considered) having anything mounted on my bars.
It's not staying at home or in my glovebox
What other options are there?
Where do you stow yours?
It won't fit in my micro saddle bag.
I don't like it in any of my pockets (leg, breast, thigh, back or belly).
I don't like backpacks and rarely wear a "bum bag".
I don't have (nor have I considered) having anything mounted on my bars.
It's not staying at home or in my glovebox
What other options are there?
Where do you stow yours?
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I hate anything on my back bar maybe a energy bar.
Apart from the Mrs' buttox, I generally don't like things slapping around my thighs!
* I have no muscle so would look decidedly sad.
Get another bike bag or a bigger saddle bag?
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jeez :roll:
I can cope with mud, just not unnecessary mud transferred to my cockpit
Edit: oh yeah ... phone goes in camelbak
If not there then either my hydration pack or kidney pocket (in a small ziplock bag to guard against wet and sweat).
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I have a large triangle bag in my frame which I keep on at all times. I can fit my glasses, wallet, keys, phone, tools, lights, spare tube, snacks, tissues and even some other stuff if I want to.
When I need more carrying capacity, I also have a spacey under-seat bag which acts as an additional bottle cage and another small bag which mounts on the frame right behind handlebars, where I can fit my phone, wallet, keys and other stuff if I'm going for extensive realaxing or camping trips.
I try to avoid a backpack as much as possible.
I went for a bottle tool store (syncros tool can) which should give me enough extra carrying capacity without the need to load up pockets or carry a bag....
^ This, this, this!
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Used to keep it in my pocket until I fell on it, luckily I went through a phase of using an old nokia instead of risking my proper phone.
Now it's in my bumbag I'd be pretty unlucky if I managed to break it, and I'd probably have bigger problems anyway.
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Until you break a leg in the middle of nowhere, then you'll be begging for that modern bullsh1t.
Nope. Golden rule: If you're not confident in your ability to get yourself out of the wilderness without expecting someone else to come to the rescue, don't go in there in the first place. Ask any mountain rescue how many people they have to pick off the mountain because they went somewhere beyond their ability because they though they could just pull out their phone if it all goes tits. One of them said to me "Damn things! And they don't even burn if you have to make a fire."
For me, half the point in being in the middle of nowhere is to get away from all that censored . And it's very rare that I carry a phone on any day, let alone when I'm out enjoying my bike.
Kona Process 134 viewtopic.php?f=10017&t=12994607
So you can foresee every possible event while riding your bike and that nothing can occur outside of your control so you can guarantee no need ever for the emergency services? That's some going.
Either that or you're wrapped in a mile of bubble wrap while riding.
No, of course not. But taking my chances is the price I pay for feeling the way I want to when I'm out there. Taking my chances is half the fun. And, besides, I'm definitely going to die one day, what difference does it make if it's tomorrow or the day after and it might as well be doing something I enjoy.
Kona Process 134 viewtopic.php?f=10017&t=12994607
Oh yes and there is no reception in the forest, and none in the Lharig Ghru (Cairngorm National Park) where I really did need it once! But I agree that using the phone for taking pics goes without saying!
jeez :roll:
That's a more relevant answer, you choose to based on the risks. None of this "you should be able to cope in the wild without any aid" is a ridiculous statement, no one, not even members of the mountain rescue team can cope with every possible scenario and I'd be pretty sure they carry phones with them that they always recommend to carry.
Cannondale Synapse alloy with 'guards for the winter roads
Fuji Altamira 2.7 for the summer roads
Trek 830 Mountain Track frame turned into a gravel bike - for anywhere & everywhere
For ease of access I keep my phone in the back pocket of a cheap Ron Hill cycle mac or alternatively in the back pockets of a road cycle jersey but have been searching far n wide for a MTB specific jersey that has the rear pockets - as a spin off from this thread, can anyone point me in the right direction please?
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