You know you're getting old when....
slowmart
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You watch the tv and an advert comes on for over 50's life insurance and thinking I'd like a romantic liaison with the actress playing the granny
Wtf :shock:
Wtf :shock:
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu
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Are you Wayne Rooney?
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0 -
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...take your pickelf on your holibobs....
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You know you're getting old when....
You're about to watch the film on TV and you fancy a nice bit of cheese and crackers. So, you head to the fridge and sort out the cheesy comestibles, returning to the lounge carrying plate to watch the film. However, now you can't tune the TV because you've lost the remote. Searching under the cushions doesn't find it, and eventually you sit down a bit more grumpy than usual after fecking about with buttons which are invisible on the TV casing and eat the cheese. At the next ad break, you take the empty plate back to the kitchen and put the cheese back in the fridge. You now find the remote which is in the fridge on top of the butter.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
Songs are described as "blast from the past" and they came out after you stopped listening to modern music.0
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your 6 step grandchild tells you she thinks honey g is brilliant and is sticking 2 fingers up to the commercialisation of modern music.
Help I am only 370 -
My arms suddenly appear to be too short for my eyes.
My head appears to have become too small for my body.
Caterpillars have moved in on my brow, and a kelp forest has taken root in my nostrils.
WTF? When did this happen?
I was just enjoying that new pop group a-Ha a few minutes ago...0 -
Or when you hand your prescription at the Chemist and ask" Is it ok to pay with my card" and they say " There's no cost sir" " Why" " Because you are over 60"0
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Luckily that's about the only thing that still works reasonably well. Although like Slowmart what gets it working these days is a bit questionable.0
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Well done for remembering that far back.team47b wrote:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
..... it's coming up for forty years since The Sex Pistols released 'Anarchy In The UK'
SHITE!!!!!!!
It simply cannot be that long ago.0 -
crispybug2 wrote:..... it's coming up for forty years since The Sex Pistols released 'Anarchy In The UK'
SHITE!!!!!!!
It simply cannot be that long ago.
It is and you're right...shite.0 -
Neil Young sang "It's better to burn out than fade away".
Neil Young, 70 years old.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Bloody hell!Ballysmate wrote:crispybug2 wrote:..... it's coming up for forty years since The Sex Pistols released 'Anarchy In The UK'
SHITE!!!!!!!
It simply cannot be that long ago.
It is and you're right...shite.0 -
I saw them play a couple of years ago so I can't be old..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Actually no, really enjoyed it. Johnny Rotten still a good show man and it was the full line up that are still alive. Was a bit too young to see them first time round so had nothing to compare to anyway.Garry H wrote:
Possibly disappointed though...Stevo 666 wrote:I saw them play a couple of years ago so I can't be old..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Must say that I felt rather 'meh' about the experience. Was also too young to see them in their prime. Perhaps the intervening years had blunted the edges for me.Stevo 666 wrote:
Actually no, really enjoyed it. Johnny Rotten still a good show man and it was the full line up that are still alive. Was a bit too young to see them first time round so had nothing to compare to anyway.Garry H wrote:
Possibly disappointed though...Stevo 666 wrote:I saw them play a couple of years ago so I can't be old...
Still, much better than seeing the Dead Kennedys without Jello though...0 -
Or The Jam without Weller.
Best band I've seen lately are SLF (twice)."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Discussing Never Mind the Bollokcs in the pub just now and one of the guys produced his credit card with Never Mind the Bollokcs album cover artwork. That's all kinds of wrong, imagine if you told them they would be the subject of a credit card design.
The great rock and roll swindle?
deliberate misspelling due to swear filter0 -
Although a Dead Kennedys credit card might be interesting. TLW could pay for his round using a card with 'Too drunk to f***' splashed across it
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
