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Are you for real?

ben@31[email protected] Posts: 2,322
edited October 2016 in The cake stop
According to the media, all you lot aren't real, just computer generated apparently :shock:
This conspiracy theory is quite deep. But I think it's a load of balls!!! Life is too random, messy and with many pointless things to be a computer programme. Like if it's all a computer simulation what do "they" have to gain by giving me a random puncture last week but not on any other day? Why would they go to all the hassle of rendering crud sprayed onto my chainstays and seatstays?
What do you think? If you want to get real deep,what happens when you play Zwift... A simulation playing a simulation ? ... 87471.html ... -grub/amp/

Is this just a sim ? 5 votes

NO, the Matrix is a load of bull poo.
40% 2 votes
YES, all them punctures are a wind up
60% 3 votes
"The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby


  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,122
    Somehow all though I left work at the mental health team 2 hours ago I am back there.
  • Webboo... must be a glitch in the matrix, pal.

    But I all seriousness I think it's nuts too that Elon Musk's comments are plastered all over the media
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • awaveyawavey Posts: 2,368
    what do you get if you multiply six by nine ?
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 11,019
    Randomness is thrown into the mix to keep it "real".
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • When I'm cycling into a headwind is it really the matrix lagging ?
    Has anyone a cheat code for "Unlimited Haribo" ?
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
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