Jokes thread (been a long time since the last one)
finchy
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A tangent walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I'll have a bowl of tomato soup, a ploughman's lunch and a pint of cider, please."
"Sorry," says the barman, "we don't cater for functions."
"Sorry," says the barman, "we don't cater for functions."
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Apparently Donald Trump is going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese if he becomes President.......
........he wants to make America grate again
(I'll get me coat)CS7
Surrey Hills
What's a Zwift?0 -
I'll just leave this here: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... &t=1550360
There are 7 previous volumes...0 -
Stevo walks into a bar
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How do you tell the Irish pirate apart from the rest? He has a patch over both eyes.
Gettit?0 -
Bungalows are well and good but they do have one major floor0
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964Cup wrote:I'll just leave this here: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... &t=1550360
There are 7 previous volumes...0 -
Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a train?
He was chuffed to bits0 -
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
He kneaded a poo (told to me by a six year old)0 -
I recently made myself a belt made up of wrist watches but it ended up being a waist of time........Cannondale Trail 6 - crap brakes!
Cannondale CAAD80 -
I used to play triangle in a reggae band. Just stood at the back and ting.0
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Yesterday, I ate a clock, it was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds........Cannondale Trail 6 - crap brakes!
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Somebody complimented my driving today, thety left a note on my windscreen that said "Parking Fine"0
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Aggie and jock were out on a date
Aggie said Jock, put your haund up ma kilt
She did and said 'Oh Jock its gruesome' and withdrew her hand
'Aggie.... put you haund up ma kilt again'
She did
'Oh Jock, its gruesome more'0