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Dead or Alive....

RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
edited September 2016 in Pro race
Is Hugh Porter one of those people you can't recall whether he is alive or dead?

He's definitely alive he was doing ToB commentary last night.

Legend.

Now the others that get me;

Fidel Castro dead
Queen Mother dead
Bruce Forsyth alive
Nelson Mandela dead
Jan Ullrich alive
Eddy Merckxxxx alive
Judith Chalmers alive
Percy Thrower dead

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  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 25,209
    Castro is still alive. Jerry Lee Lewis was the one the surprised me . How that censored is still alive is a mystery.

    In cycling - Ferdi Kubler still going at the age of 97.
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  • joelsimjoelsim Posts: 7,552
    Unfortunately Boris Johnson is still alive. Although I suspect his career isn't.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    RichN95 wrote:
    Castro is still alive. Jerry Lee Lewis was the one the surprised me . How that censored is still alive is a mystery.

    In cycling - Ferdi Kubler still going at the age of 97.

    no... :shock: :shock: :shock:
  • timoid.timoid. Posts: 3,133
    Joelsim wrote:
    Unfortunately Boris Johnson is still alive. Although I suspect his career isn't.


    Eh? Being Foreign Secretary isn't too shabby...
    It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired.
  • joelsimjoelsim Posts: 7,552
    Timoid. wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    Unfortunately Boris Johnson is still alive. Although I suspect his career isn't.


    Eh? Being Foreign Secretary isn't too shabby...

    Foreign Secretary when it's highly unlikely (also known as impossible) that he will be able to deliver any of his promises?

    There's a reason why all the f*cktards have been put in charge of Brexit.
  • ridgeriderridgerider Posts: 2,839
    John Craven?
    Half man, Half bike
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Jesus?
  • Garry H wrote:
    Jesus?

    Hernández, Herrada or Manzano?

    All still alive. Manzano never really could get the hang of that transubstantiation thing though.
    “Road racing was over and the UCI had banned my riding positions on the track, so it was like ‘Jings, crivvens, help ma Boab, what do I do now? I know, I’ll go away and be depressed for 10 years’.”

    @DrHeadgear

    The Vikings are coming!
  • JSCLJSCL Posts: 1,259
    He may be alive, but I do wish lovely Hugh would call it a day on commentating.
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  • joelsimjoelsim Posts: 7,552
    Garry H wrote:
    Jesus?

    I have a feeling he was crucified.

    Not sure that Gordon Bennett's alive either, so that's both people named after sweary exclamations that are now brown bread.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Joelsim wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Jesus?

    I have a feeling he was crucified.

    Not sure that Gordon Bennett's alive either, so that's both people named after sweary exclamations that are now brown bread.

    Gordon Bennett's definitely dead. That still leaves "Mary, mother of god!" though.
  • joelsimjoelsim Posts: 7,552
    Garry H wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Jesus?

    I have a feeling he was crucified.

    Not sure that Gordon Bennett's alive either, so that's both people named after sweary exclamations that are now brown bread.

    Gordon Bennett's definitely dead. That still leaves "Mary, mother of god!" though.

    Do we know what species the mother of god is purported to be? Caribou, unicorn, fawn, rat?
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    JSCL wrote:
    He may be alive, but I do wish lovely Hugh would call it a day on commentating.

    Who's that? who's that?
    I think it's...
    ooo never mind.
    What a lovely castle..
    kinda thing
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