Terms of endearment

What do you call your mrs, better half, significant other? When they're not in ear shot obviously.
I have 'bottom feeder' as a favourite but i'm sure we're all web brave so lets have em.
I have 'bottom feeder' as a favourite but i'm sure we're all web brave so lets have em.
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Or EPO, cos that's her job.
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edit: Oh you meant the Wife .. err, "my Missus"
Or to her face, sugar tits, angel tits, me lover, shagger or trollope.
jeez :roll:
She's got a big c0ck then?
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Yes.
jeez :roll:
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Most certainly a keeper.
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I'd give your missus a good seeing to.
You haven't got a good seeing to in you!
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I generally refer to her as the EPO if I'm not using her name. She is fully aware of this even though it is mildly unfair, but I don't let her know it's mildly unfair. My Mrs can take a joke in good humour. Unlike a friend's wife who got the right hump about being called something similar and was trying to prove how wrong it was by saying how much fun she was. She wasn't impressed when my son pointed out that most blokes have a different idea of what's fun and handbag shopping isn't on the list.
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I'll keep that in mind...