Terms of endearment

bg13
bg13 Posts: 4,598
edited August 2016 in The Crudcatcher
What do you call your mrs, better half, significant other? When they're not in ear shot obviously.

I have 'bottom feeder' as a favourite but i'm sure we're all web brave so lets have em.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,974
    Strifey - as in trouble n....

    Or EPO, cos that's her job.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,113
    Current wife
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    I call mine the "Roubaix", "Klein", "Work bike", "Meta" or "Superlight" depending on which one I am talking about.

    edit: Oh you meant the Wife .. err, "my Missus"
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Me burd.
    Or to her face, sugar tits, angel tits, me lover, shagger or trollope.
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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Mine really hates to be insulted so I call her 'bg13'.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    FishFish wrote:
    Mine really hates to be insulted so I call her 'bg13'.

    She's got a big c0ck then?
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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    bg13 wrote:
    FishFish wrote:
    Mine really hates to be insulted so I call her 'bg13'.

    She's got a big c0ck then?


    Yes.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    The Fun Prevention Officer or FPO for short.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I call mine princess to her face, by her name to others because she's really nice to me. Feeds me well, encourages me to ride and buy bike stuff. Happy to pootle along herself in the rain and mud. Never has a headache.
    Most certainly a keeper.
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    The Fun Prevention Officer or FPO for short.

    I'd give your missus a good seeing to.
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Andy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    The Fun Prevention Officer or FPO for short.

    I'd give your missus a good seeing to.

    You haven't got a good seeing to in you!
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,753
    Good to see proper CC posts returning.
    I generally refer to her as the EPO if I'm not using her name. She is fully aware of this even though it is mildly unfair, but I don't let her know it's mildly unfair. My Mrs can take a joke in good humour. Unlike a friend's wife who got the right hump about being called something similar and was trying to prove how wrong it was by saying how much fun she was. She wasn't impressed when my son pointed out that most blokes have a different idea of what's fun and handbag shopping isn't on the list.
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  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    I somehow get away with saying 'oi dickhead' but as I do all the cooking she'd starve to death if she smashed my face in
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Mine gets called fella or sheepsc*nt depending on what i want.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Andy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    The Fun Prevention Officer or FPO for short.

    I'd give your missus a good seeing to.
    I know, and she loves it when you comment stuff like that on her pictures ;)
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    The Fun Prevention Officer or FPO for short.

    I'd give your missus a good seeing to.
    I know, and she loves it when you comment stuff like that on her pictures ;)

    I'll keep that in mind...

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