Chamois cream alternatives

actusreus
actusreus Posts: 51
edited August 2016 in Road general
Hello all,

I got into cycling a few months ago and have since accepted the ridiculous prices for bicycles, but I am still puzzled by the absurd prices that cycling jerseys and shorts sell for. Another accessory that now joined that list are chamois creams or, as I call it, butt paste. I do believe it works and is essential for long rides, but cannot justify a disprportionate sticker price for something that costs next to nothing to make and you get a small tube of.

So my question is: are there any cheaper alternatives out there? Or perhaps DYI formulas some of you tried? Would Vaseline be a viable alternative? Thank you for any suggestions.

Mark

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  • cgfw201
    cgfw201 Posts: 680
    A £10 tub of Assos cream should last you (guess) over 50 rides. It's not essential but it does make a difference on long rides. I bought some cheaper stuff last year and it wasn't nearly as good.
  • fenix
    fenix Posts: 5,437
    This ones a bit cheaper than the assos and you get more and its got almost the same star rating :

    http://www.wiggle.co.uk/udderly-smooth- ... ream-227g/

    But as cgfw says - it shouldnt work out too expensive per ride.

    I only bother for the long rides, and then not all the time.
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    Bear with me on this... Udder Cream. As in the actual Udder cream used for cows. It has the same active ingredient as a vast amount of creams out there.

    We used it for Lands End - Jon O Groats. Huge tub was pittance from Mole Valley. Have a google....
  • sebbyp
    sebbyp Posts: 106
    cgfw201 wrote:
    A £10 tub of Assos cream should last you (guess) over 50 rides. It's not essential but it does make a difference on long rides. I bought some cheaper stuff last year and it wasn't nearly as good.


    yes I also think im getting about 50+ rides out of a tub! and since I only use it on rides over 2 hours thats about 6months worth of riding
  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    I've only ever tried the free samples I've had in the goody bag at the end of a sportive, and then only out of curiosity. I concluded it felt like I'd had an accident in my shorts.
    Think I'd only really consider it if I was going to be doing a multi day ride and needed the anti-bacterial effect. I don't seem to suffer any adverse effects from riding without for 6-8 hours.

    The Assos stuff gets consistently good reviews, but I'm sure a lot of that is confirmation bias. Not many people want to go public with the fact they've paid an arm and a leg for a pot of @rse lube that's made bugger all difference to their riding experience...
  • drlodge
    drlodge Posts: 4,826
    twist83 wrote:
    Bear with me on this... Udder Cream. As in the actual Udder cream used for cows. It has the same active ingredient as a vast amount of creams out there.

    We used it for Lands End - Jon O Groats. Huge tub was pittance from Mole Valley. Have a google....

    I use Bag Balm, which is also used on Cows' udders. Keeps things protected.
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  • ugo.santalucia
    ugo.santalucia Posts: 28,317
    Nappy rash cream works a treat and it's much cheaper, but it tends to stain your chamois
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  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    You only need to get a "problem" down there in order to wish you'd paid the price of less than a round of drinks to protect it. Nappy rash cream is different stuff for a different purpose. Someone suggested I use it when I first started and it gave me more issues than using nothing at all.
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  • drlodge
    drlodge Posts: 4,826
    You only need to get a "problem" down there in order to wish you'd paid the price of less than a round of drinks to protect it. Nappy rash cream is different stuff for a different purpose. Someone suggested I use it when I first started and it gave me more issues than using nothing at all.

    Nappy rash cream is great for after the event in case of soreness, but not during.
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  • ravey1981
    ravey1981 Posts: 1,111
    olive oil and a handful of grit-sand
  • jscl
    jscl Posts: 1,015
    I only use the Assos cream. BUT, I know a few people who use sudocrem and have been for years.

    Different strokes..
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  • DeVlaeminck
    DeVlaeminck Posts: 9,106
    15 years and have only ever used one small tub of the assos stuff which came free with a pair of shorts. I'm not saying it's not nice to have and I accept we aren't all the same but for me it isn't a necessity.
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  • priory
    priory Posts: 743
    i use aqueous cream or emulsifying ointment, just alittle bit on the pad , not too much.
    Aq cream costs about £1 a big tube from a pound shop.
    I did use savlon once , never again. spent the lunch break in the sea.
    always wash the ad each day and use lots of soap in the shower. cleanliness is essential.
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  • I used wheatgerm oil for a few months but it's not as good as good chamois cream for protection when riding. It's better for healing any chafing or sores though.
  • The issue with Sudocrem is it is a heavy, greasy cream that forms a waterproof barrier and takes a lot of washing off. The amount of washing required can irritate the skin.

    Parents or carers may have come across Conotrane cream which is a lighter barrier cream with a mild antiseptic action. It should be available over the counter from Pharmacists in 100ml tubes. It is soothing, forms a light barrier and is simple to wash off afterwards.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Deep heat
  • sniper68
    sniper68 Posts: 2,910
    My tub of Assos Chamois cream must be three or four years old.
    I only use it on longer or wet/damp rides.
    It cost a tenner.
    If I was using a tub a month it's still only £2.50 a week :?: :roll:
    About the cost of a coffee at a posh cafe stop.
    Hardly expensive on the grand scale of things!
  • crankycrank
    crankycrank Posts: 1,830
    drlodge wrote:
    I use Bag Balm, which is also used on Cows' udders. Keeps things protected.
    Bag Balm is very popular here in the States. http://www.shophaba.com/product/bag-balm-tin-8-oz
    It's cheap, last's for 100 mile rides and has an antiseptic ingredient to prevent boils. I used it for years but got tired of having a greasy bum even after a good shower (always had a hard time explaining that to a new girlfriend) and is hard to completely wash out of the chamois pad. Still the best cheap alternative to expensive chamois creams that I've found though.
  • AK_jnr
    AK_jnr Posts: 717
    I use any moisturiser in the cupboard :| haha. Seems to work ok.
  • Thank you all for your replies. Some interesting suggestions here :) I live in Southern California, and currently we get up to 35 Celsius or higher so chafing from sweat is quite likely on longer rides without any butt paste. Sounds like I may just have to budget for it and accept it as part of the cycling experience.
  • actusreus wrote:
    Thank you all for your replies. Some interesting suggestions here :) I live in Southern California, and currently we get up to 35 Celsius or higher so chafing from sweat is quite likely on longer rides without any butt paste. Sounds like I may just have to budget for it and accept it as part of the cycling experience.

    ah yes - the climate is the deal breaker. People talk about chamois cream for rainy rides but extreme heat has a possibly more serious effect. I live mostly in the south of France and find a good cream absolutely essential in the hot months, even for short rides. Without getting too detailed, when it's really hot (most days mid 30s) there's a lot going on downstairs.

    Something else which is overlooked is deep cleaning of the chamois in the shorts - a cool wash in the machine with standard laundry detergent isn't sufficient. Rub in some antibacterial soap beforehand.

    Personal hygiene advice over! Happy riding in the sun.
  • sniper68
    sniper68 Posts: 2,910

    ah yes - the climate is the deal breaker. People talk about chamois cream for rainy rides but extreme heat has a possibly more serious effect. I live mostly in the south of France and find a good cream absolutely essential in the hot months, even for short rides. Without getting too detailed, when it's really hot (most days mid 30s) there's a lot going on downstairs.

    Something else which is overlooked is deep cleaning of the chamois in the shorts - a cool wash in the machine with standard laundry detergent isn't sufficient. Rub in some antibacterial soap beforehand.

    Personal hygiene advice over! Happy riding in the sun.
    Thanks for the tip!
    We're headed down there in two weeks and it would never have occurred to me to bring Chamois Creme!
  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    twist83 wrote:
    Bear with me on this... Udder Cream. As in the actual Udder cream used for cows. It has the same active ingredient as a vast amount of creams out there.

    We used it for Lands End - Jon O Groats. Huge tub was pittance from Mole Valley. Have a google....

    Most dairy farmers wives use it as moisturiser, it's great stuff


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  • bendertherobot
    bendertherobot Posts: 11,684
    Slightly OT, but I have this Chapeau chamois cream

    http://www.chapeau.cc/original-menthol- ... reams.html

    I also have this Lynx shower gel

    http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/808/8 ... 40x540.jpg

    they live in the same draw.

    It explains why, when squeezing out my chamois cream the other day it was black and runny rather than white and gooey.
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  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    I make my own.
    To a 13 once tub of Vaseline add -
    Small tube of Jock itch Cream.
    Small tube of body lotion.
    Small tube of antibiotic cream.
    Mix well.
    Seems like it lasts forever(I don't use a ton of it) and I have no issues.