Women!

gt5xcr

Hi, was all set and ready to go for a whole days ride tomorrow ,route planned, backpack packed hydration bladder filled and in the fridge,snacks made(granola bars) wrapped and ready and then the misses decides to take a day off work so now I have to go to the coast for the day . Beautiful weather and now I 've got to wait till Wednesday for my ride .Oh for a single life. :evil: :twisted:

lincolndave

Buy her a bike

poah

grow some balls

gt5xcr

Hi, just got back from the coast. She moaned how far we walked along the seafront so a bike would be pointless,and I , like most men have got balls except when it comes to saying no to the misses.
Still, I have got the energy left to get out and ride tomorrow.

Angus Young

May I suggest a divorce.

poah

Angus Young wrote:

May I suggest a divorce.

yip, mine wouldn't even dream about trying to change my cycling plans because she is an understanding decent human being.

cooldad

And I would enjoy a day with mine at the beach, because I love her.

rockmonkeysc

I see who wears the penis in your house.

cooldad

At least I get some, even if it's a strap on.

poah

I'd rather ride my bike than have sex TBH

cooldad

POAH wrote:

I'd rather ride my bike than have sex TBH

Angus Young wrote:

May I suggest a divorce.

poah

cooldad wrote:

POAH wrote:

I'd rather ride my bike than have sex TBH

Angus Young wrote:

May I suggest a divorce.

:?:

lostboysaint

POAH wrote:

I'd rather ride my bike than have sex TBH

If that's the case then I strongly suspect most of the women (I'm making an assumption here!) that you have had sex with have probably come away from the experience thinking that they'd rather you were riding your bike.

cooldad

lostboysaint wrote:

POAH wrote:

:?:

If that's the case then I strongly suspect most of the women (I'm making an assumption here!) that you have had sex with have probably come away from the experience thinking that they'd rather you were riding your bike.

This.

swod1

I don't have that problem anymore well for the time being so can go on rides whenever I want and wont be told off for having a pile of bike related stuff in the corner of my dinning room.

you should have snuck out early and gone on your ride.

cooldad

You've become a priest?

poah

lostboysaint wrote:

POAH wrote:

I'd rather ride my bike than have sex TBH

If that's the case then I strongly suspect most of the women (I'm making an assumption here!) that you have had sex with have probably come away from the experience thinking that they'd rather you were riding your bike.

I'd rather go out on my bike on a day that I had planned than do somthing with the wife just so she wouldn't with hold sexual activities. How you get to my previous partners not enjoying it from that I have no idea :?

poah

cooldad wrote:

You've become a priest?

nah he can't get an erection anymore so sex can't be held over him as a bargining chip lol

StinkinHippy

POAH wrote:

lostboysaint wrote:

POAH wrote:

I'd rather ride my bike than have sex TBH

If that's the case then I strongly suspect most of the women (I'm making an assumption here!) that you have had sex with have probably come away from the experience thinking that they'd rather you were riding your bike.

I'd rather go out on my bike on a day that I had planned than do somthing with the wife just so she wouldn't with hold sexual activities. How you get to my previous partners not enjoying it from that I have no idea :?

in fairness that wasnt very clear from your comment.

Angus Young

cooldad wrote:

And I would enjoy a day with mine at the beach, because I love her.

I've suspected for some time that you're a big ol' romantic.

Angus Young

POAH wrote:

lostboysaint wrote:

POAH wrote:

I'd rather ride my bike than have sex TBH

If that's the case then I strongly suspect most of the women (I'm making an assumption here!) that you have had sex with have probably come away from the experience thinking that they'd rather you were riding your bike.

I'd rather go out on my bike on a day that I had planned than do somthing with the wife just so she wouldn't with hold sexual activities. How you get to my previous partners not enjoying it from that I have no idea :?

I just drew the obvious conclusion that you were gay but hadn't told your wife and the biking was just a displacement activity.

rockmonkeysc

What you need is a wife who has her own interests (knitting, baking, rampant rabbit etc) to keep her occupied while you go riding. Then when she's happy for you to go out, she'll also have a good day and will be in the mood for breaking furniture.
Ideally she should also have a great rack and the ability to suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.

FishFish

RockmonkeySC wrote:

Ideally she should also have a great rack and the ability to suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.

...and a fit young sister too.

rockmonkeysc

FishFish wrote:

RockmonkeySC wrote:

Ideally she should also have a great rack and the ability to suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.

...and a fit young sister too.

That goes without saying.

poah

Angus Young wrote:

POAH wrote:

lostboysaint wrote:

POAH wrote:

I'd rather ride my bike than have sex TBH

If that's the case then I strongly suspect most of the women (I'm making an assumption here!) that you have had sex with have probably come away from the experience thinking that they'd rather you were riding your bike.

I'd rather go out on my bike on a day that I had planned than do somthing with the wife just so she wouldn't with hold sexual activities. How you get to my previous partners not enjoying it from that I have no idea :?

I just drew the obvious conclusion that you were gay but hadn't told your wife and the biking was just a displacement activity.

would get more anal if I was gay