Boris, the man who wrote a poem about the Turkish President having sex with a goat is now Foreign Se

slowmart
slowmart Posts: 4,481
edited July 2016 in The bottom bracket
Just when there was a glimmer of hope May shatter any illusion of making a break from the past and appoints Boris who lied to the population of GB throughout the referendum. Nice choice.

I'm now applying for Irish citizenship.


And the poem wasn't even that funny, a verse below.

There was a young fellow from Ankara,

Who was a terrific w**kerer,

Till he sowed his wild oats,

With the help of a goat,

But he didn’t even stop to thankera.
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

Desmond Tutu

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  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    both 9.04am

    Does this make it a popularity contest or one who did a better job marketing with a simple title

    Ps random cabinet, one I cba discussing on the internet but wtf
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    Slowmart wrote:
    I'm now applying for Irish citizenship.
    Every cloud has a silver lining :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I must admit that I can't stop laughing about this.

    Brexiteers have really, really, really dunked it up massively. Chapeau!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    Doesn't really matter much now given what's on the box re: Turkey.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Coup over. Flight leaves in 3 hours. In the words of Jamie Oliver, Pukka.

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