Guess who's back....?
Gazlar
Posts: 8,084
Hello Crudcatchers worldwide
That's right, I'm back, following a prolonged self chosen absence, as quite frankly navy of you weren't pulling your weight in here. It would seem at some point while I wasn't using the forum, got banned, presumably for withholding my awesomeness from here, hashtag winkyface.
For those who don't know me, well, to quote a great man "I'm kind of a big deal, people know me" and you will get to know me and rightly revere me as a God amidst you mortals.
If like to thank all of my loyal right hand men who fought for my return as the rightful king of the north, well OK the Midlands, OK formerly the Midlands but now the south, but of a different country.but I digress. Thank you to all, your loyalty has not gone unnoticed, and you shall do in my right hand!
And now dear friend, forward into battle against the thin wheeled tribe!!!
Sorry, what I meant was, hello, I'm back, some of you probably remember me cos I'm a bit gobby and daft, so let's chat some nonsense again.
That's right, I'm back, following a prolonged self chosen absence, as quite frankly navy of you weren't pulling your weight in here. It would seem at some point while I wasn't using the forum, got banned, presumably for withholding my awesomeness from here, hashtag winkyface.
For those who don't know me, well, to quote a great man "I'm kind of a big deal, people know me" and you will get to know me and rightly revere me as a God amidst you mortals.
If like to thank all of my loyal right hand men who fought for my return as the rightful king of the north, well OK the Midlands, OK formerly the Midlands but now the south, but of a different country.but I digress. Thank you to all, your loyalty has not gone unnoticed, and you shall do in my right hand!
And now dear friend, forward into battle against the thin wheeled tribe!!!
Sorry, what I meant was, hello, I'm back, some of you probably remember me cos I'm a bit gobby and daft, so let's chat some nonsense again.
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It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
thekickingmule wrote:
That's right....you bow down before me.....
What you doing? no not for that....
That's better0 -
Bring me some pie dammit!0
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In true Cruddy style, who the fark are you?
Welcome back Gaz, it's been a while 8)"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Who the fark are you0
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Err, Hi. Who are you? Really?I am the Orange stereotype and loving it.0
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resident wierdo?I am the Orange stereotype and loving it.0
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well as he's made a come back I may as well say hello too
erm...hello0 -
Or to paraphrase. Who the fark cares?I don't do smileys.
There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda
London Calling on Facebook
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Hello to everyone who doesn't know me and help Kev....after a poison in my cabinet are you.
In am honest statement, I'm an ex crud addict with a huge gob and extraordinary organizational skills, and previous winner of the accolade, funniest crudder.
I've returned following a rallying cry that you lot, in my absence haven't been pulling your weight, or anything else, so I'm here to sort you out0 -
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Pesky Jones wrote:hello
Were you bored, I've a shovel to bury this post if you want.Now where's that "Get Out of Crash Free Card"0
