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Guess who's back....?

GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
edited January 2017 in The Crudcatcher
Hello Crudcatchers worldwide

That's right, I'm back, following a prolonged self chosen absence, as quite frankly navy of you weren't pulling your weight in here. It would seem at some point while I wasn't using the forum, got banned, presumably for withholding my awesomeness from here, hashtag winkyface.

For those who don't know me, well, to quote a great man "I'm kind of a big deal, people know me" and you will get to know me and rightly revere me as a God amidst you mortals.

If like to thank all of my loyal right hand men who fought for my return as the rightful king of the north, well OK the Midlands, OK formerly the Midlands but now the south, but of a different country.but I digress. Thank you to all, your loyalty has not gone unnoticed, and you shall do in my right hand!

And now dear friend, forward into battle against the thin wheeled tribe!!!


Sorry, what I meant was, hello, I'm back, some of you probably remember me cos I'm a bit gobby and daft, so let's chat some nonsense again.
Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
Amy
Farnsworth
Zapp

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  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    3ry5ql.jpg

    That's right....you bow down before me.....

    What you doing? no not for that....

    That's better
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    Bring me some pie dammit!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,745
    In true Cruddy style, who the fark are you?

    Welcome back Gaz, it's been a while 8)
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,355
    Who the fark are you
  • M9DBOM9DBO Posts: 175
    Err, Hi. Who are you? Really?
    I am the Orange stereotype and loving it.
  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    M9DBO wrote:
    Err, Hi. Who are you? Really?

    He's the reason Maddie is still missing!
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  • M9DBOM9DBO Posts: 175
    resident wierdo?
    I am the Orange stereotype and loving it.
  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    M9DBO wrote:
    resident wierdo?

    Definitely, does an excellent christmas thread!
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    well as he's made a come back I may as well say hello too

    erm...hello
  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    welshkev wrote:
    well as he's made a come back I may as well say hello too

    erm...hello

    WTFAY?
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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Or to paraphrase. Who the fark cares?
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Hello to everyone who doesn't know me and help Kev....after a poison in my cabinet are you.

    In am honest statement, I'm an ex crud addict with a huge gob and extraordinary organizational skills, and previous winner of the accolade, funniest crudder.

    I've returned following a rallying cry that you lot, in my absence haven't been pulling your weight, or anything else, so I'm here to sort you out
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,355
    welshkev wrote:
    well as he's made a come back I may as well say hello too

    erm...hello

    Who the ferk are you
  • Pesky JonesPesky Jones Posts: 2,986
    hello
    :D:lol::)cooldad :shock: :? :cry:
  • robertpbrobertpb Posts: 1,866
    hello

    Were you bored, I've a shovel to bury this post if you want.
    Now where's that "Get Out of Crash Free Card"
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