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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    Basically dude, you're stuffed.
    That pretty much covers it. Does she appear completely mad? If not it means the psychosis is hidden. If she appears completely sane, it's buried really deep and when it comes out, which it will, ...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    How many 'dates' are you going to shrug off before you realise you're in your mid forties*, you have filled your life with bikes and gadgets, your bachelor existence makes you well off but... you're a lonely, miserable old basket with f*ck all to look forward to?

    *Game over at this point. No young spritely things are going to look at you with a long term view - You just become a stepping stone.

    The pitter patter of tiny feet is the best sound on the world.

    Just ask yourself this: Does she make my heart skip a beat when I see her? If it doesn't, you have to be honest with her and yourself.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Pinno wrote:
    How many 'dates' are you going to shrug off before you realise you're in your mid forties*, you have filled your life with bikes and gadgets, your bachelor existence makes you well off but... you're a lonely, miserable old basket with f*ck all to look forward to?

    *Game over at this point. No young spritely things are going to look at you with a long term view - You just become a stepping stone.

    The pitter patter of tiny feet is the best sound on the world.

    Just ask yourself this: Does she make my heart skip a beat when I see her? If it doesn't, you have to be honest with her and yourself.
    Pinno's account appears to have been hacked by a woman.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Pinno wrote:
    How many 'dates' are you going to shrug off before you realise you're in your mid forties*, you have filled your life with bikes and gadgets, your bachelor existence makes you well off but... you're a lonely, miserable old basket with f*ck all to look forward to?

    *Game over at this point. No young spritely things are going to look at you with a long term view - You just become a stepping stone.

    The pitter patter of tiny feet is the best sound on the world.


    Just ask yourself this: Does she make my heart skip a beat when I see her? If it doesn't, you have to be honest with her and yourself.
    You are aware you're posting in bottom bracket and not road general? Way too serious dude.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    How many 'dates' are you going to shrug off before you realise you're in your mid forties*, you have filled your life with bikes and gadgets, your bachelor existence makes you well off but... you're a lonely, miserable old basket with f*ck all to look forward to?

    *Game over at this point. No young spritely things are going to look at you with a long term view - You just become a stepping stone.

    The pitter patter of tiny feet is the best sound on the world.

    Just ask yourself this: Does she make my heart skip a beat when I see her? If it doesn't, you have to be honest with her and yourself.
    Pinno's account appears to have been hacked by a woman.

    No - unlike you and most of the rest of the UK population, Pinno likes children and being a Dad.

    Seano - :P
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    How many 'dates' are you going to shrug off before you realise you're in your mid forties*, you have filled your life with bikes and gadgets, your bachelor existence makes you well off but... you're a lonely, miserable old basket with f*ck all to look forward to?

    *Game over at this point. No young spritely things are going to look at you with a long term view - You just become a stepping stone.

    The pitter patter of tiny feet is the best sound on the world.

    Just ask yourself this: Does she make my heart skip a beat when I see her? If it doesn't, you have to be honest with her and yourself.
    Pinno's account appears to have been hacked by a woman.

    No - unlike you and most of the rest of the UK population, Pinno likes children and being a Dad.

    Seano - :P
    OK Pinella, I understand.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    How many 'dates' are you going to shrug off before you realise you're in your mid forties*, you have filled your life with bikes and gadgets, your bachelor existence makes you well off but... you're a lonely, miserable old basket with f*ck all to look forward to?

    *Game over at this point. No young spritely things are going to look at you with a long term view - You just become a stepping stone.

    The pitter patter of tiny feet is the best sound on the world.

    Just ask yourself this: Does she make my heart skip a beat when I see her? If it doesn't, you have to be honest with her and yourself.
    Pinno's account appears to have been hacked by a woman.

    No - unlike you and most of the rest of the UK population, Pinno likes children and being a Dad.

    Seano - :P
    OK Pinella, I understand.

    Aaah, my OH turns 32 on Monday :wink:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    And she still doesn't know about your hormone therapy? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    And she still doesn't know about your hormone therapy? :)

    You'll need some at this rate Stevo Collins.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    And she still doesn't know about your hormone therapy? :)

    You'll need some at this rate Stevo Collins.
    No thanks - wouldn't my hair to fall out.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    And she still doesn't know about your hormone therapy? :)

    You'll need some at this rate Stevo Collins.
    No thanks - wouldn't my hair to fall out.

    You can be such a b1tch at times.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So where the chuff are pics of flan the mans better half so we can provide a more informed view?

    He's not posted since, do you think she's made flan her bitch yet and he's stood doing the dishes with the ironing to follow?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    And she still doesn't know about your hormone therapy? :)

    You'll need some at this rate Stevo Collins.
    No thanks - wouldn't my hair to fall out.

    You can be such a b1tch at times.
    Says the man who called me Stevo Collins...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    I do the cooking not the ironing, dish washer for the dishes.

    As a BB post i expect the stuffed/buggered/run/ comments, however Pinno may have topped you all by being serious.

    meh worst case scenario I have a passport, may need a bike box mind
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Flâneur wrote:

    meh worst case scenario I have a passport, may need a bike box mind

    If you want one, you will have to pay postage from Eastbourne, if so, it's yours.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Flâneur wrote:
    I do the cooking not the ironing, dish washer for the dishes.

    As a BB post i expect the stuffed/buggered/run/ comments, however Pinno may have topped you all by being serious.

    meh worst case scenario I have a passport, may need a bike box mind
    Think Crudder - all you need is a ditch
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,147
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Flâneur wrote:
    I do the cooking not the ironing, dish washer for the dishes.

    As a BB post i expect the stuffed/buggered/run/ comments, however Pinno may have topped you all by being serious.

    meh worst case scenario I have a passport, may need a bike box mind
    Think Crudder - all you need is a ditch

    And her head backwards
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Flâneur wrote:
    I do the cooking not the ironing, dish washer for the dishes.

    As a BB post i expect the stuffed/buggered/run/ comments, however Pinno may have topped you all by being serious.

    meh worst case scenario I have a passport, may need a bike box mind
    You have a passport untill she tidies it away to a safe place and you can't find it.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    How many 'dates' are you going to shrug off before you realise you're in your mid forties*, you have filled your life with bikes and gadgets, your bachelor existence makes you well off but... you're a lonely, miserable old basket with f*ck all to look forward to?

    *Game over at this point. No young spritely things are going to look at you with a long term view - You just become a stepping stone.

    The pitter patter of tiny feet is the best


    sound on the world.

    Just ask yourself this: Does she make my heart skip a beat when I see her? If it doesn't, you have to be honest with her and yourself.


    Pinno's account appears to have been hacked by a woman.


    No - unlike you and most of the rest of the UK population, Pinno likes children and being a
    Dad.

    Seano - :P
    I could out Dad you blindfolded with one hand tied behind my back whilst dangling two small children over a fourth story balcony.

    Anyway superdad is on duty till 3 o'clock
    today. Been to the shops already and managed to stuff two five year olds into a shopping trolley so I didn't have the 3 of us going in different directions. Now I'm blackmailing them to be nice to each other with sweeties 8)
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Not sure we need a new title today do we?

    Up, healthy breakfast about to be had (brunch maybe)

    Sorting out the bank accounts then off to view two places. then RUGBY and all lone man behaviour shall ensure. so probably just sit on the sofa with the ipad watching sport
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Flâneur wrote:
    Not sure we need a new title today do we?

    Up, healthy breakfast about to be had (brunch maybe)

    Sorting out the bank accounts then off to view two places. then RUGBY and all lone man behaviour shall ensure. so probably just sit on the sofa with the ipad watching sport
    We're still waiting for pics. Don't need to be nork pics, just enough for us to make a decision for you :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Been mowstly driving around the Algarve. Toots 2 took a tumble yesterday and is a bit sore today.
    Drove up the Monchique - all 957 meters of it and is on the bonce for a future plan to cycle up it. Farq me, it's a brute.

    If Stevo wasn't here, I would tell you all about the van drop off service and a 20km downhill run but he is, so I won't.

    Laters.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Pinno wrote:
    Been mowstly driving around the Algarve. Toots 2 took a tumble yesterday and is a bit sore today.
    Drove up the Monchique - all 957 meters of it and is on the bonce for a future plan to cycle up it. Farq me, it's a brute.

    If Stevo wasn't here, I would tell you all about the van drop off service and a 20km downhill run but he is, so I won't.

    Laters.
    Roadie downhillers, eh? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    In laws today, business call now tomorrow so a bottle of red is open with my sole name in it. Everyone else drinks white coz they're from Wigan.

    Bike and kit is ready for a windswept ride tomorrow morning.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Flan, heard this on the radio and thought it was quite fitting for you :wink:
    https://youtu.be/doZ6wOJHu_E
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    Moderately busy morning,
    Bit of house sorting as the sister in law was coming for lunch. Then ducked out to the garage to change the manifold clamp on the Mini. Bitch of a job, no skin on my knuckles now. Now chilling out and watching the rugby.
    Will Fluffers date be replaced by a jar of lime and string?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Could be fluffer is happier by himself watching burly men in shorts and surfing porn
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Flan, heard this on the radio and thought it was quite fitting for you :wink:
    https://youtu.be/doZ6wOJHu_E

    Trust you to dig up something camp.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Moderately busy morning,
    Bit of house sorting as the sister in law was coming for lunch. Then ducked out to the garage to change the manifold clamp on the Mini. ***** of a job, no skin on my knuckles now. Now chilling out and watching the rugby.
    Will Fluffers date be replaced by a jar of lime and string?

    You should know that those feckers seize big time. Two words: Angle grinder.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstonian
    kingstonian Posts: 2,847
    Well today was fun.

    Drove to Bristol and back so my two kids could be in a climbing comp. was fun to see the youngest (7 yrs) give it a go, he had a blast.

    Drove back in weather even worse than what we encountered on the way there, in time to collapse on the sofa. Shame Italy couldn't quite beat France, but England ground out a win so all was good.

    And only halfway through the weekend !!!!!