High quality fake passport Wednesday
seanoconn
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Jeez it's like a ghost town. Our beloved leader returns to North Korea for his holibobs and no one can be bothered.
Done enough work for today so mooching around for a bit till home time. The Missus is on a diet so I have to suffer with her :roll: Mmmmm oat cakes
Hello.... Anyone? I can't be the only lazy git around
Done enough work for today so mooching around for a bit till home time. The Missus is on a diet so I have to suffer with her :roll: Mmmmm oat cakes
Hello.... Anyone? I can't be the only lazy git around
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
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I'd like to volunteer to be a lazy git, but I'm unsure about committing to an activity without further information, do we get holidays?
my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
Some have had a few "holidays".team47b wrote:I'd like to volunteer to be a lazy git, but I'm unsure about committing to an activity without further information, do we get holidays?The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Forgive me for dribbling, just been to the dentist and had a rather large filling done. Can't feel the left side of my mouth at the moment. Hopefully some feeling will return so I don't pour beer down my front tonight. The pain was somewhat mitigated by the distraction of the dental nurse. Not particularly attractive, but has a certain charm. Didn't manage to take any pictures before anyone asks. Sorry.
Anyway, does anyone know where I can buy a fake passport?0 -
Veronese68 wrote:Anyway, does anyone know where I can buy a fake passport?
I'll sell you minewww.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
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Ciao
Soooooooooo cold. Waste of another day of my life. Away again for a few days so can be cold while lying in a ditch.
Did I mention it was cold?
CiaoPostby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Work meh day playing politics0
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Forgot to mention that I was watching the delicious Nina earlier while watching my dinner.
She is utterly delicious. I love her and I will marry her and Pippa Middleton but unlike that tool on t'interweb I won't post pictures of me marrying two different women on Facebook.
Then I'l run away with TDLO and live forever more in the sun.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Forgot to mention that I was watching the delicious Nina earlier while watching my dinner.
She is utterly delicious. I love her and I will marry her and Pippa Middleton but unlike that tool on t'interweb I won't post pictures of me marrying two different women on Facebook.
Then I'l run away with TDLO and live forever more in the sun.
So you don't know what you want.
Can I suggest a pneumatic device.
Cheers Seano - i'll take it as a compliment. Seems like the loyal subjects have been cleaning the streets with toothbrushes and eating cardboard packaging for nutritional purposes and sustenance whilst I have been away. Excellent stuff.
Laters.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Veronese68 wrote:Forgive me for dribbling, just been to the dentist and had a rather large filling done. Can't feel the left side of my mouth at the moment. Hopefully some feeling will return so I don't pour beer down my front tonight. The pain was somewhat mitigated by the distraction of the dental nurse. Not particularly attractive, but has a certain charm. Didn't manage to take any pictures before anyone asks. Sorry.
Anyway, does anyone know where I can buy a fake passport?
That'll be 500 notes guv.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Perfekct. Just your bank details please send too me and I shell imeejately transfa $5,000,000 to your ackount. the remayning ballans you can send too me layter.seanoconn wrote:That'll be 500 notes guv.0 -
Yuk, London lergy has finally got the better of me. Usually have enough resistance from years of living in London so there must be a new strain in town. Off home to see if I can sneak up to bed and sleep.
But got the OK to recruit a new minion, so life is not all bad."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
VN68 - why do you need a fake passport exactly?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Forgot to mention that I was watching the delicious Nina earlier while watching my dinner.
She is utterly delicious. I love her and I will marry her and Pippa Middleton but unlike that tool on t'interweb I won't post pictures of me marrying two different women on Facebook.
Then I'l run away with TDLO and live forever more in the sun.
So you don't know what you want.
Can I suggest a pneumatic device.
Cheers Seano - i'll take it as a compliment. Seems like the loyal subjects have been cleaning the streets with toothbrushes and eating cardboard packaging for nutritional purposes and sustenance whilst I have been away. Excellent stuff.
Laters.
Just TDLO, a place in Antigua and an endless supply of Bass and pork scratching swill do very nicely thank you.
And no, not Chris Bass.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0
