Cavendish Really is Finished Now - Official

The_Boy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35131751

*whistles innocently*

Anyway, there's some actual, real bike racing soon.

salsiccia1

You're on a slippery slope there

ddraver

If Kittel Skins him he may well be...

smithy21

For the love of god...dot the thread.

ShutupJens

Fantastic, had a proper laugh at this

ddraver

On the other hand if he goes against the curve and wins big in the first week he could be in Yellow come July...

ShutupJens

Trying to think of a pun about him being in green but can't quite get there

ddraver

Can he turn green into yellow with age?

rick_chasey

Explains some of his more fruity celebrations.

Needs to be carful with his hands in future...

rick_chasey

Needs to step it up soon or he'll be skinned alive.

rick_chasey

Though I'm sure he finds the prospect of being the big name apeeling.

He wouldn't want to peel in the sun either.

Presumably he'll be comfortable on Sundaes....

rick_chasey

Certainly no room to monkey about.

I'll stop now.

pinno

Rick Chasey wrote:

Certainly no room to monkey about.

I'll stop now.

Shall I get your coat for you?

Richmond Racer 2

Pinno wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

Certainly no room to monkey about.

I'll stop now.

Shall I get your coat for you?

Don't have a pop at Rick, he might be thin-skinned

pinno

Richmond Racer 2 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

Certainly no room to monkey about.

I'll stop now.

Shall I get your coat for you?

Don't have a pop at Rick, he might be thin-skinned

With humour like this, we should be in the Banana cake stop part of the forum.

salsiccia1

Pinno wrote:

Richmond Racer 2 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

Certainly no room to monkey about.

I'll stop now.

Shall I get your coat for you?

Don't have a pop at Rick, he might be thin-skinned

With humour like this, we should be in the Banana cake stop part of the forum.

Not sure. A bit split on that one.

rick_chasey

Look I get it. No one wants to see a naked banana. I mean, it just lacks appeal....

pinno

Cavendish would have done better if he had gone to Sundae school.

pinno

Even Quentin Tarantino is in one this one:

salsiccia1

Pinno wrote:

Cavendish would have done better if he had gone to Sundae school.

Don't go round plantain ideas like that in people's heads.

joelsim

It's all been downhill since he started checking out Peta's knickerbocker glories.

tailwindhome

cornerblock

Well I'd still fancy his chances in a bunch sprint. I'd even have a fyffer on it.

No_Ta_Doctor

Ironic that he doesn't even like bananas.

pinno

If Cavendish is really finished, he will only be able to afford holidays in a banana republic.

edhornby

he'll be alright, he's not just a bunch sprinter

Macaloon

Peeling myself laughing. Exceptional effort all round. How appropriate for a banana republic native.
(e: Mashed by Pinno)

cornerblock

edhornby wrote:

he'll be alright, he's not just a bunch sprinter

Sorry but I'm keeping the green jersey.