Should I ask for my fiver back?

mpatts
mpatts Posts: 1,010
edited January 2016 in The cake stop
Recently I chipped in to one of the teams leaving present. he's a good lad so he got paper. I come in this morning and he's sat opposite.

Thoughts?
Insert bike here:

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  • lakesluddite
    lakesluddite Posts: 1,337
    Maybe he was just leaving for the day?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Surely he will leave one day? When he does, you've already paid.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,149
    Tell him you are leaving........
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    You paid, he left. Just blank him - he isn't there. If everyone does this he'll soon leave again.
    Faster than a tent.......
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Does he know he's left? I think you are victim to an elaborate workplace/team scam, all your mates are giggling behind your back, no one else paid a penny, now they've all gone out and bought haribo at your expense.. tough You'll get over it, next time give em a post dated cheque, it's the only way you can be sure
    :wink:
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Maybe he got your job. Think you should get your desk together.

    On the bright side, they may raise 4.99 for your leaving present
  • mpatts
    mpatts Posts: 1,010
    Right, I'm going to fire him and not chip in.

    Thanks all.
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    If I were you I'd start a rumour and get him fired.
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  • jamie77
    jamie77 Posts: 102
    To right i would ask for it back & find out why he hasn't gone.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,811
    Tell him you're a bit skint so you're going to pretend you're leaving so they have a whip round for you, then just glare at him.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Love the original post.

    :D
    _
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    More to the point, is the bloke who collected all the money still there?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo, is his fiver tax deductable?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo, is his fiver tax deductable?
    Nope. If he wants a tax refund as big as the one that I've just got, he'll need to do something different :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,149
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo, is his fiver tax deductable?
    Nope. If he wants a tax refund as big as the one that I've just got, he'll need to do something different :wink:

    New bike time?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo, is his fiver tax deductable?
    Nope. If he wants a tax refund as big as the one that I've just got, he'll need to do something different :wink:

    New bike time?
    Nope, the collection is complete for now :) A few birthday celebrations to pay for though...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,149
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo, is his fiver tax deductable?
    Nope. If he wants a tax refund as big as the one that I've just got, he'll need to do something different :wink:

    New bike time?
    Nope, the collection is complete for now :) A few birthday celebrations to pay for though...

    erm................................ hybrid - get it swopped for a mans bike :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo, is his fiver tax deductable?
    Nope. If he wants a tax refund as big as the one that I've just got, he'll need to do something different :wink:

    New bike time?
    Nope, the collection is complete for now :) A few birthday celebrations to pay for though...

    erm................................ hybrid - get it swopped for a mans bike :)
    Already got three mountain bikes thanks :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mamba80
    mamba80 Posts: 5,032
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo, is his fiver tax deductable?
    Nope. If he wants a tax refund as big as the one that I've just got, he'll need to do something different :wink:

    So, thats where the rest of Google's back tax payment has gone lol!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    mamba80 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo, is his fiver tax deductable?
    Nope. If he wants a tax refund as big as the one that I've just got, he'll need to do something different :wink:

    So, thats where the rest of Google's back tax payment has gone lol!
    Not all of it :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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