"In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
The key to a great Madison sling is keeping your hands warm.
“Road racing was over and the UCI had banned my riding positions on the track, so it was like ‘Jings, crivvens, help ma Boab, what do I do now? I know, I’ll go away and be depressed for 10 years’.”
Little did his competitor realise, but being shown where Pozzato keeps his sandwiches was all the distraction needed for the Italian's henchman to pinch his bike.
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