Mattewfalle's working day
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Coffee,
Take kids to school,
Chatting up milfs,
Assorted delicious pastries and more coffee,
Weights session,
Chatting up milfs,
Coffee,
Posh lunch,
Coffee,
Bike ride/swimming,
Chatting up milfs,
Coffee,
Fettle with new bike,
Coffee.
Whilst a little jealous, as tax payers I feel we are at liberty to write to his superiors suggesting a new layout to his working day
Arrive at work at 7am sharp.
7am-8am paperwork,
8am-5pm saving lives.
Any further suggestions welcome.
Take kids to school,
Chatting up milfs,
Assorted delicious pastries and more coffee,
Weights session,
Chatting up milfs,
Coffee,
Posh lunch,
Coffee,
Bike ride/swimming,
Chatting up milfs,
Coffee,
Fettle with new bike,
Coffee.
Whilst a little jealous, as tax payers I feel we are at liberty to write to his superiors suggesting a new layout to his working day
Arrive at work at 7am sharp.
7am-8am paperwork,
8am-5pm saving lives.
Any further suggestions welcome.
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
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Yes yes all very nice but wrong thread Flan my man :roll:Less coffee and milf time is a must.
Just spent the last 50 minutes on the phone to a lawyer such fun. New bike better arrive tomorrow (it isn't due but still)
Out for dinner tonight, all welcome except Stevo. Not being seen with a nearly 50 y/o hush puppy wearing man.
Taking the Date to a mates gig tomorrow. I dislike my mates music with it being angry rock stuff however I sold it as soft rock to her. That lie may cost me.
To a brew (cba walking to campus Starbucks) and beyond. Have a good day peepsPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I don't pay my bloody taxes so he can swan around chatting up milfs and drinking coffee.0
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Too nice, I was hoping for more abuse. Where is MW this morning anyway, enjoying a spa day or something?Whilst his working days over here do sound very nice I can't help but thinking that some of the work he has to do whilst posted might be a little unpalateable. That and I don't think my 1st aid at work cerfiticate will be enough.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Better?
Too nice, I was hoping for more abuse. Where is MW this morning anyway, enjoying a spa day or something?I don't pay my bloody taxes so he can swan around chatting up milfs and drinking coffee..0 -
Ta muchly. Ciao
Better?
Too nice, I was hoping for more abuse. Where is MW this morning anyway, enjoying a spa day or something?I don't pay my bloody taxes so he can swan around chatting up milfs and drinking coffee..Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
What is a "posh lunch" anyway? Eating from a plate?Ecrasez l’infame0
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Too nice, I was hoping for more abuse. Where is MW this morning anyway, enjoying a spa day or something?Whilst his working days over here do sound very nice I can't help but thinking that some of the work he has to do whilst posted might be a little unpalateable. That and I don't think my 1st aid at work cerfiticate will be enough.
Ciao
Hey - it's not what I do, it's what I might have to do. And today I might have had to take The Hound for a walk in the sun, chat to a couple of passing chicks, have home made sausages and mash for lunch, shop for a new TT frame, polish the single speed mtb frame that I'm doing for winter bumbling before picking up the kids and having people round for dinner.
Oh - I've also ordered a chain for Dirk, so many thanks for paying for that tax payers.
This weekend I be mostly starting my PTI course and, timings defendant, doing a duathlon.
All this has been paid for by you, the mighty british tax payer, so thank you very much indeed.
Coffee anyone? Moka pot is on the stove as we speak. Naturally, the coffee has also been paid for you. Tax payer funded panettone is also available if you're peckish.
I must admit though to being genuinely chuffed about having a thread all to myself. It's probably the best thing that has ever happened to me <sniff sniff>......Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Too nice, I was hoping for more abuse. Where is MW this morning anyway, enjoying a spa day or something?Whilst his working days over here do sound very nice I can't help but thinking that some of the work he has to do whilst posted might be a little unpalateable. That and I don't think my 1st aid at work cerfiticate will be enough.
Ciao
Hey - it's not what I do, it's what I might have to do. And today I might have had to take The Hound for a walk in the sun, chat to a couple of passing chicks, have home made sausages and mash for lunch, shop for a new TT frame, polish the single speed mtb frame that I'm doing for winter bumbling before picking up the kids and having people round for dinner.
Oh - I've also ordered a chain for Dirk, so many thanks for paying for that tax payers.
This weekend I be mostly starting my PTI course and, timings defendant, doing a duathlon.
All this has been paid for by you, the mighty british tax payer, so thank you very much indeed.
Coffee anyone? Moka pot is on the stove as we speak. Naturally, the coffee has also been paid for you. Tax payer funded panettone is also available if you're peckish.
I must admit though to being genuinely chuffed about having a thread all to myself. It's probably the best thing that has ever happened to me <sniff sniff>......
You may have to rethink your spending habits if you are going to rely on the taxes that I pay.
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Does Stevo do your accounts?You may have to rethink your spending habits if you are going to rely on the taxes that I pay.0 -
Does Stevo do your accounts?You may have to rethink your spending habits if you are going to rely on the taxes that I pay.
Can't afford him.
Mind you, I don't need him. 0 -
Sorry been so long - had to take the Merc around the block to charge up the battery.
Thanks for paying for my Merc by the way.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Oh - thanks for paying for the new Merc as well. I now have two paid for by you. A fleet of Mercs, so to speak.
Danke!Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I'm sure the next time I'm gunned down/blown up in the Middle East with survivable injuries I'll be thankful my taxes are well spent.
On second thoughts, I have a slight headache today..... MEDIC!!! preferably one arriving in a merc please.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I'm sure the next time I'm gunned down/blown up in the Middle East with survivable injuries I'll be thankful my taxes are well spent.
On second thoughts, I have a slight headache today..... MEDIC!!! preferably one arriving in a merc please.
I'm sure you'd much prefer a nurse.
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Reminiscent of my Christmas presentI'm sure the next time I'm gunned down/blown up in the Middle East with survivable injuries I'll be thankful my taxes are well spent.
On second thoughts, I have a slight headache today..... MEDIC!!! preferably one arriving in a merc please.
I'm sure you'd much prefer a nurse. Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
As the song goes "I wish it could be Christmas every day"0
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Ah, the medical profession.
Always burying their mistakes :shock:“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Reminiscent of my Christmas presentI'm sure the next time I'm gunned down/blown up in the Middle East with survivable injuries I'll be thankful my taxes are well spent.
On second thoughts, I have a slight headache today..... MEDIC!!! preferably one arriving in a merc please.
I'm sure you'd much prefer a nurse.
What? Your other half dressed in cheap plastic and shoved her finger up your bum?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Yeah something like that
Reminiscent of my Christmas presentI'm sure the next time I'm gunned down/blown up in the Middle East with survivable injuries I'll be thankful my taxes are well spent.
On second thoughts, I have a slight headache today..... MEDIC!!! preferably one arriving in a merc please.
I'm sure you'd much prefer a nurse.
What? Your other half dressed in cheap plastic and shoved her finger up your bum? Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
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Yeah something like that
Reminiscent of my Christmas presentI'm sure the next time I'm gunned down/blown up in the Middle East with survivable injuries I'll be thankful my taxes are well spent.
On second thoughts, I have a slight headache today..... MEDIC!!! preferably one arriving in a merc please.
I'm sure you'd much prefer a nurse.
What? Your other half dressed in cheap plastic and shoved her finger up your bum?
What - she put two fingers up your bum?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Coffee,
Take kids to school,
Chatting up milfs,
Assorted delicious pastries and more coffee,
Weights session,
Chatting up milfs,
Coffee,
Posh lunch,
Coffee,
Bike ride/swimming,
Chatting up milfs,
Coffee,
Fettle with new bike,
Coffee.
Whilst a little jealous, as tax payers I feel we are at liberty to write to his superiors suggesting a new layout to his working day
Arrive at work at 7am sharp.
7am-8am paperwork,
8am-5pm saving lives.
Any further suggestions welcome.
Oh - just to add to this (and bump up my post count) yesterday at work also involved riding around on one of work's mountain bikes (paid for by you) pulling skids, for absolutely no reason at all apart from the fact that I could while I was on work time and therefore being paid by you.
Thank you for the new rear tyre tax payers. And the coffee afterwards while we all stood there and giggles while being paid by you.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I should work harder then maybe I can help solve this particular problem?I don't pay my bloody taxes so he can swan around chatting up milfs and drinking coffee."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
If it's any recompense, I am in work from 7 tomorrow all weekend.
However, it is a PTI course, so a bit of running around and drinking coffee while wearing t shirts that are 2 sizes too small in the true Army PTI tradition.
Thank you for paying for them as well.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0
