Is there even a hint of justification I can use to buy a...?
PostieJohn
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Ha the whole title doesn't fit so now I've got you, you might as well answer.
... Unicycle?
Ok so my nose is a normal colour, my feet are a normal size.
As a rule my car stays in one piece, and I tend not to throw confetti over people.
I'm certainly not 'extrovert'.
I shudder at the prospect of being different.
And yet, I kind of have an itch for a unicycle.
Within our weekly routines there's even a perfect time and place to use one, when I bike just won't do and I'm left behind on foot. (kids on other wheeled toys)
Please Bracketeers tell me unicycling is actually a good thing, and 'G' does it all winter, as part of his TdF training.
... Unicycle?
Ok so my nose is a normal colour, my feet are a normal size.
As a rule my car stays in one piece, and I tend not to throw confetti over people.
I'm certainly not 'extrovert'.
I shudder at the prospect of being different.
And yet, I kind of have an itch for a unicycle.
Within our weekly routines there's even a perfect time and place to use one, when I bike just won't do and I'm left behind on foot. (kids on other wheeled toys)
Please Bracketeers tell me unicycling is actually a good thing, and 'G' does it all winter, as part of his TdF training.
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That's one more wheel than most bracketeers use.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Evil dangerous bastards ! avoid at all costs. :twisted:Trek,,,, too cool for school ,, apparently0
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Have fun with your Unicycle. Cool.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Just don't commute on it. Once you start the "c" word, then your credibility has gone. And enjoy. It's a cheaper mid-life crisis than a Porsche.Ecrasez l’infame0
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To learn to ride a unicycle you need to be young and stupid. Unfortunately I'm not young. My son however is both and has learnt to ride one. Certainly gets some attention. He graduated from a 20" to a 29" wheel so he could cover longer distances.
Go for it, but it does take time, balance, coordination and, of course, stupidity.0 -
Go for it (I fancy one)0
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Get the OH to film all of the training. Just to see how much progress your making.
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Get the OH to film all of the training. Just to see how much progress your making.
That's a great idea0 -
The justification could be to cheer yourself up after Brighton lost again
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The justification could be to cheer yourself up after Brighton lost again
I thought they were called 'Brighton Nil'. Since when have they been called just 'Brighton'?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Brighton nil was after they played the mighty Boro.The justification could be to cheer yourself up after Brighton lost again
I thought they were called 'Brighton Nil'. Since when have they been called just 'Brighton'?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I'm more annoyed about the fact I predicted the game to Jnr, without putting my money where my mouth is.The justification could be to cheer yourself up after Brighton lost again
"We'll lose 1-0 to a stupid first half goal, then huff and puff but never really look like scoring for the rest of the game".
#theunicyclingpundit.0 -
That my friend is a very good point well made.[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19769311#p19769311]BelgianBeerGeek[/url] wrote:enjoy. It's a cheaper mid-life crisis than a Porsche.0 -
one trick cyclist needed in BB?0
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The Mid life crisis is just a conspiracy between sports car manufacturers and unemployed psychiatrists.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I'm sure that attractive gold diggers are in on this particular conspiracy as well.The Mid life crisis is just a conspiracy between sports car manufacturers and unemployed psychiatrists."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
And hair transplant clinicsEcrasez l’infame0
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Go wash your mouth out with soap!And bike shops. Are we allowed to mention bikes in BB?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I've got one...it's feckin lethal! Expect one or more of the following:
Broken coccyx
Broken wrist
Dislocated elbow
Broken nose
Dislocated jaw
Good laugh for everyone else, mind0 -
Does it count as a fixie?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Oh bugger I hadn't thought of that.Does it count as a fixie?
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Probably thee best thing you could do with a Trek.
Will you have a mudguard fitted?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Unfortunately what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Oh bugger I hadn't thought of that.Does it count as a fixie?
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If you get a fixie you will be banished to the communing forum..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Oh bugger I hadn't thought of that.Does it count as a fixie?
If you get a fixie you will be banished to the communting forum...
That would be classed as a result.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Someone tell TLW...
Oh bugger I hadn't thought of that.Does it count as a fixie?
If you get a fixie you will be banished to the communting forum...
That would be classed as a result."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
[quote="Pinno
That would be classed as a result.[/quote]
That's a bit harsh, I can be considerably more annoying, without even moving up the gears.
You're getting the best of me here!!0 -
[quote="Pinno
That would be classed as a result.
That's a bit harsh, I can be considerably more annoying, without even moving up the gears.
You're getting the best of me here!![/quote]
'Harsh' ?! Annoying communters is proper street cred in here. (There's irony in there somewhere).seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
