Oh suit you Sir

Oh Marone

"Every nook and cranny embellished with a lustrous layer of 24k gold"

Want to stand out from the crowd? Got quite a few £'s burning a hole in your designer pockets? How about one of these... :shock:
http://www.firebox.com/product/7156/24k-Gold-Racing-Bike?via=whatsnew&aff=512utm_source=AffiliateWindow&utm_medium=Affiliates&utm_content=HotUKDeals&utm_campaign=TextLink

rockmonkeysc

Who the fork would waste quarter of a million on that????
Who say, no I don't want a Ferrari AND a Lamborghi, what I want is a golden bicycle.
'kin idiots.

Stevo_666

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19748896#p19748896]RockmonkeySC[/url] wrote:

Who the fork would waste quarter of a million on that????
Who say, no I don't want a Ferrari AND a Lamborghi, what I want is a golden bicycle.
'kin idiots.

I'm guessing it woukd be the sort of person who gets bought this coffee mug from Firebox:

BigAl

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19748945#p19748945]Stevo 666[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19748896#p19748896]RockmonkeySC[/url] wrote:

Who the fork would waste quarter of a million on that????
Who say, no I don't want a Ferrari AND a Lamborghi, what I want is a golden bicycle.
'kin idiots.

I'm guessing it woukd be the sort of person who gets bought this coffee mug from Firebox:

That mug could (almost) make me sign up to 'Secret Santa' at work.

kinioo

At least delivery is free !!

veronese68

Wow! To think I thought £100 for a wifi kettle on there was overpriced and pointless.

bg13

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749088#p19749088]Veronese68[/url] wrote:

Wow! To think I thought £100 for a wifi kettle on there was overpriced and pointless.

A wifi kettle? I'm getting me some of that!

veronese68

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749098#p19749098]bg13[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749088#p19749088]Veronese68[/url] wrote:

Wow! To think I thought £100 for a wifi kettle on there was overpriced and pointless.

A wifi kettle? I'm getting me some of that!

There is an app to turn your kettle on and all sorts. Unfortunately you still have to get off your slack aris and fill it with water, then having turned it on remotely you have to get up and make the tea. Just buy a Goblin Teasmaid. Are they still around?
wanders off to Google gobbling maids...

schmako

Silver quick link and cable/brake bolts, i'm out.

pinno

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749110#p19749110]Veronese68[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749098#p19749098]bg13[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749088#p19749088]Veronese68[/url] wrote:

Wow! To think I thought £100 for a wifi kettle on there was overpriced and pointless.

A wifi kettle? I'm getting me some of that!

There is an app to turn your kettle on and all sorts. Unfortunately you still have to get off your slack aris and fill it with water, then having turned it on remotely you have to get up and make the tea. Just buy a Goblin Teasmaid. Are they still around?
wanders off to Google gobbling maids...

What?! All those unemployed immigrants and you still have to get off your aris and make tea, ffs.

thekickingmule

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749542#p19749542]Pinno[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749110#p19749110]Veronese68[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749098#p19749098]bg13[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749088#p19749088]Veronese68[/url] wrote:

Wow! To think I thought £100 for a wifi kettle on there was overpriced and pointless.

A wifi kettle? I'm getting me some of that!

There is an app to turn your kettle on and all sorts. Unfortunately you still have to get off your slack aris and fill it with water, then having turned it on remotely you have to get up and make the tea. Just buy a Goblin Teasmaid. Are they still around?
wanders off to Google gobbling maids...

What?! All those unemployed immigrants and you still have to get off your aris and make tea, ffs.

Never! Have you seen the way immigrants make tea? It's very uncouth!

pinno

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749587#p19749587]thekickingmule[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749542#p19749542]Pinno[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749110#p19749110]Veronese68[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749098#p19749098]bg13[/url] wrote:

[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19749088#p19749088]Veronese68[/url] wrote:

Wow! To think I thought £100 for a wifi kettle on there was overpriced and pointless.

A wifi kettle? I'm getting me some of that!

There is an app to turn your kettle on and all sorts. Unfortunately you still have to get off your slack aris and fill it with water, then having turned it on remotely you have to get up and make the tea. Just buy a Goblin Teasmaid. Are they still around?
wanders off to Google gobbling maids...

What?! All those unemployed immigrants and you still have to get off your aris and make tea, ffs.

Never! Have you seen the way immigrants make tea? It's very uncouth!

I live in Scotland so I can't comment. I've seen the local inbreds try and they set gob smacking 'standards' of agriculturealism.