The Quentin Tarantino Saturday thread
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How the F*ck are you doing?
Where the f*cking f*ck is everybody?
Enough already.
I'm f*ckin' outta here.
Later dudes,
Where the f*cking f*ck is everybody?
Enough already.
I'm f*ckin' outta here.
Later dudes,
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Still on my week off so If any of you f****g pricks move, I’ll execute every motherf****g last one of ya, upon my return from my afternoon out, may have overdone the coffee today.
my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.0
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Been to macdonalds - obviously tipped them0
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Been to macdonalds - obviously tipped them
Did you buy a 'Royale with Cheese'?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Been to macdonalds - obviously tipped them
Did you buy a 'Royale with Cheese'?
No, le Big Mac0 -
Today has been registering for the Dartmoor classic, sorting out costumes for the rug rats
Washing the cars and now time for beer, rugby and relax0 -
Had a very slow 50 miles earlier, now heading out until all the beggars, sorry, trick or treaters have long since departed.www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0
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Had a very slow 50 miles earlier, now heading out until all the beggars, sorry, trick or treaters have long since departed.
Quentin Tarantino was never as subtle as that ^.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Had a very slow 50 miles earlier, now heading out until all the beggars, sorry, trick or treaters have long since departed.
Quentin Tarantino was never as subtle as that ^.
Would it help if I cut one of their ears off?www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Had a very slow 50 miles earlier, now heading out until all the beggars, sorry, trick or treaters have long since departed.
Quentin Tarantino was never as subtle as that ^.
Would it help if I cut one of their ears off?
I'll re-word it for you.
Had a f*cking slow one and instead of cutting one of the self righteous Halloween oiks' f*cking ears off, i'm heading over to Jack Rabbit Slim''s for some f*cking chill time.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
The path of the righteous cyclist is beset on all sides by the guttering and the railings and the tyranny of bad drivers. Blessed is he who, in the name of Wiggle and good discounts, shepherds the communters through hanger lane junction, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of miss-placed Haribo. And I will bawl and shout vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to splat and destroy my fellow pedallers . And you will know I am not right in the head when I lay my sweaty old Merino base layer upon you.
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Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
You need more grog.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
You need more grog.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate.
What type of ratio 1-3?0 -
I'm working on it now.
You need more grog.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Mrs walked into the garage and asked "whose bicycle is that?"
"It's not a bicycle babe, it's a crosser"
"Whose crosser is that?"
"Zed's"
"Who's Zed"
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"
Then I pedalled off in complete silence with not even a squeak.0 -
Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: Hate what?
Mia: Uncomfortable saddles. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about communting in order to feel a sense of belonging?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found a bike that's really special: you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute and comfortably ride in peace.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Had a very slow 50 miles earlier, now heading out until all the beggars, sorry, trick or treaters have long since departed.
Quentin Tarantino was never as subtle as that ^.
Would it help if I cut one of their ears off?
I'll re-word it for you.
Had a f*cking slow one and instead of cutting one of the self righteous Halloween oiks' f*cking ears off, i'm heading over to Jack Rabbit Slim''s for some f*cking chill time.
You silver tongued devil you….www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Stevo do you drive a red mazda 6? Thought I'd check as I went past someone driving one near Redcar today on the A19. Thought can't be many people who aren't nearly dead driving such a car.
Tired, up North for family stuff got dates wrong for a trip. Would have been embarrassing had mother not told me. missed the football caught the rugby. Looking forward to Sunday and some rest.0 -
Nope, mine isn't red but I was on the A19 early afternoon. The other false clue was that you went past me - not many people didStevo do you drive a red mazda 6? Thought I'd check as I went past someone driving one near Redcar today on the A19. Thought can't be many people who aren't nearly dead driving such a car.
Tired, up North for family stuff got dates wrong for a trip. Would have been embarrassing had mother not told me. missed the football caught the rugby. Looking forward to Sunday and some rest. "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Funnily enough I did resemble a gimp last night wrapped head to foot in toilet roll.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Get any treats from the MILFs?
Funnily enough I did resemble a gimp last night wrapped head to foot in toilet roll.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Funnily enough I did resemble a gimp last night wrapped head to foot in toilet roll.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate.
The old scary Andrex puppy Halloween costume?0 -
Funnily enough I did resemble a gimp last night wrapped head to foot in toilet roll.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate.
The old scary Andrex puppy Halloween costume?
He went off the radar overnight. I reckon he was arrested for rustling.
I'll get my coat.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Tends not to be very effective if its raining.
Funnily enough I did resemble a gimp last night wrapped head to foot in toilet roll.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate.
The old scary Andrex puppy Halloween costume?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Tends not to be very effective if its raining.
Funnily enough I did resemble a gimp last night wrapped head to foot in toilet roll.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate.
The old scary Andrex puppy Halloween costume?
Or if the puppy is a 50 yr old man
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Never knew Wombles lived that long?
Tends not to be very effective if its raining.
Funnily enough I did resemble a gimp last night wrapped head to foot in toilet roll.Where's Seano? Or as Tarantino would say 'Get the Gimp'
Just been wandering round Tesco in Redka grumbling about football. I'm treating myself to some extra grog with the fish n chips tonight to compensate.
The old scary Andrex puppy Halloween costume?
Or if the puppy is a 50 yr old man"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Nope, mine isn't red but I was on the A19 early afternoon. The other false clue was that you went past me - not many people didStevo do you drive a red mazda 6? Thought I'd check as I went past someone driving one near Redcar today on the A19. Thought can't be many people who aren't nearly dead driving such a car.
Tired, up North for family stuff got dates wrong for a trip. Would have been embarrassing had mother not told me. missed the football caught the rugby. Looking forward to Sunday and some rest.
A19 - got a Saab turbo up to full chat on that.0 -
Nope, mine isn't red but I was on the A19 early afternoon. The other false clue was that you went past me - not many people didStevo do you drive a red mazda 6? Thought I'd check as I went past someone driving one near Redcar today on the A19. Thought can't be many people who aren't nearly dead driving such a car.
Tired, up North for family stuff got dates wrong for a trip. Would have been embarrassing had mother not told me. missed the football caught the rugby. Looking forward to Sunday and some rest.
A19 - got a Saab turbo up to full chat on that.
Did you take off?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
