The ask Team47b column
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Due to the absence of Cleat Eastwood and the recent intelligence rankings publication*, Team47b is going to answer all of those perplexing questions about life, the universe and everything. However, Scientists have discovered the difference between CJD and PMT: One is mad cows disease and the other is a little agricultural problem. That's a relief.
*TM Seano
T47 will await your questions eagerly.
*TM Seano
T47 will await your questions eagerly.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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Team47B - how is Cleat these days?0
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What was it like in the war?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Dear Team47b
If England fail to beat Australia on Saturday, exactly how much whingeing should we expect to hear?0 -
How many cats can you put in a bucket before it becomes cruelty?
P.s Get out of bed you lazy SOB! It's probably 27 degrees, that is warm enough!!Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Why has Seano's wannabe wifey thing got a sore arm?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Will there be any little Seano/Belinska cross offspring in the near future?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Does this thread supercede Arran's and did anyone take any of his 'advice'
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12969132&p=18975186&hilit=ask+arran#p189751860 -
Ahh, now if you'd have asked me those question you'd have got a straight answer. All you'll get from team47b is dwarves, smoke and mirrors.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Does this thread supercede Arran's and did anyone take any of his 'advice'
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12969132&p=18975186&hilit=ask+arran#p18975186
No that's an agony Aunt column.
Through this column, we will understand the meaning of life eventually.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Bally come back. You're not allowed to work today, I need entertaining.Does this thread supercede Arran's and did anyone take any of his 'advice'
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12969132&p=18975186&hilit=ask+arran#p18975186Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
He's online people
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
He's online people
The suspense is killing me. Mrs T47 must have re-attached the defibrillator leads.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
My sincere apologies for my tardiness, I've been busy
Well in no particular order...
It depends on the size of the bucket and the laws pertaining to centripetal force that -
Centripetal force = mass x velocity2 / radius X kittens +/- gender.
Only 26
It will depend on the scrum, unless it's cricket.
Happily ensconced in the dungeon with Mr Aggie.
It was ok Stevo, but the language was a bugger to learn.
Cake was better than the coma.
Lateral epicondylitis.
275 days.
It does, claro!
...the language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. (Extract about dwarves in book entitled Smoke and Mirrors)
Cogito ergo sum but I say so hum.
I am here.
Nipple clamps attached.
Slaters.my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
My sincere apologies for my tardiness, I've been busy
Well in no particular order...
It depends on the size of the bucket and the laws pertaining to centripetal force that -
Centripetal force = mass x velocity2 / radius X kittens +/- gender.
Only 26
It will depend on the scrum, unless it's cricket.
Happily ensconced in the dungeon with Mr Aggie.
It was ok Stevo, but the language was a bugger to learn.
Cake was better than the coma.
Lateral epicondylitis.
275 days.
It does, claro!
...the language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. (Extract about dwarves in book entitled Smoke and Mirrors)
Cogito ergo sum but I say so hum.
I am here.
Nipple clamps attached.
Slaters.
Well that's a fat lot of good isn't it given the general level of intelligence (or lack of) around here How will we ever become as clever as what you is T47 
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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eating only kale soup and sleeping till 10:40 helps. Sharpens your senses.My sincere apologies for my tardiness, I've been busy
Well in no particular order...
It depends on the size of the bucket and the laws pertaining to centripetal force that -
Centripetal force = mass x velocity2 / radius X kittens +/- gender.
Only 26
It will depend on the scrum, unless it's cricket.
Happily ensconced in the dungeon with Mr Aggie.
It was ok Stevo, but the language was a bugger to learn.
Cake was better than the coma.
Lateral epicondylitis.
275 days.
It does, claro!
...the language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. (Extract about dwarves in book entitled Smoke and Mirrors)
Cogito ergo sum but I say so hum.
I am here.
Nipple clamps attached.
Slaters.
How will we ever become as clever as what you is T47Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Paused to wash the isetta, yes, I used cold water in case it shrank :roll:
Sae20/50 there can be only one tyrant, who do you think assassinated Caligula
Mmm, kale soup, nice idea, but I'm having broccoli di rape (pronounced rapeee it's Italian!) costa nostra :roll:
How to become really clever...speak last my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
Why does PBlakeney and Ballysmate always come crawling out from under their stones late at night?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Why does PBlakeney and Ballysmate always come crawling out from under their stones late at night?0
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Thank you for the subtle reminder Matthew
(Read in a david Attenborough voice)
They crawl out from under their rocks and are clearly displaying signs of Parasomnias, sleep-related abnormal behaviors. These are frequent and overlooked causes of nocturnal disruptive behavior in the elderly, especially when patients are cognitively impaired. Confusion and violence can result in sleep disruption, injuries for the patients or their bed partners, caregivers, and they can be a motive for institutionalization or they tend to stay up late at night using the Internet to avoid further distress to their partners/keepers.my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
So you're saying that Blakey and Bally are deranged nutters with tendencies of insomnia and violence then?
I can't argue with that.
What clinchers should I buy which are as close to the feeling of tubs as possible?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I've answered your fecking question on the other thread. Now go and buy them or else.....So you're saying that Blakey and Bally are deranged nutters with tendencies of insomnia and violence then?
I can't argue with that.
What clinchers should I buy which are as close to the feeling of tubs as possible?The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
So you're saying that Blakey and Bally are deranged nutters with tendencies of insomnia and violence then?
I can't argue with that.
What clinchers should I buy which are as close to the feeling of tubs as possible?
Deranged nutter he may be, wrong he is not my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
idiots
i'm finding i become less tolerant
maybe it's the internet, in the old days they were hidden, now they have an outlet, they are more visible
i could correct them, but i'd rather spend my time enjoying life, plus if i were to put them right it'd be lessening my advantage in the gene pool, whereas if i leave them to it, that's evolution in action
am i being selfish? is it wrong to let them be? should i enlighten them? or outwit them into extinction?my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Grind the faces of the ignorant little fluffers into the dirt, I say, but then we already know we are right so maybe let them carry on amusing us with their special ways
I have never been tolerant and I ain't about to start now! my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
this is the voice of reason, let it be donemy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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Flat pedals...WTF :roll:my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Flat pedals...WTF :roll:
he can ride what he likes, it was his claim to know the thoughts of others i disliked, if he'd been for real he'd have known what was coming! as it is, fish in a barrel
man i'm bored, i'm going to go and drink tawny port while watching a 'the thick of it' dvdmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Tawny port - vôce e um bastardo!
It's torture I tell ya! my isetta is a 300cc bike0
