The ask Team47b column

pinno
pinno Posts: 51,325
edited October 2015 in The bottom bracket
Due to the absence of Cleat Eastwood and the recent intelligence rankings publication*, Team47b is going to answer all of those perplexing questions about life, the universe and everything. However, Scientists have discovered the difference between CJD and PMT: One is mad cows disease and the other is a little agricultural problem. That's a relief.

*TM Seano

T47 will await your questions eagerly.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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  • Team47B - how is Cleat these days?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    What was it like in the war?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    Dear Team47b

    If England fail to beat Australia on Saturday, exactly how much whingeing should we expect to hear?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,401
    How many cats can you put in a bucket before it becomes cruelty?

    P.s Get out of bed you lazy SOB! It's probably 27 degrees, that is warm enough!!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,325
    Why has Seano's wannabe wifey thing got a sore arm?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    what is it like to eat an entire chocolate cake?
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,325
    Will there be any little Seano/Belinska cross offspring in the near future?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Does this thread supercede Arran's and did anyone take any of his 'advice'

    viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12969132&p=18975186&hilit=ask+arran#p18975186
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,401
    Ahh, now if you'd have asked me those question you'd have got a straight answer. All you'll get from team47b is dwarves, smoke and mirrors.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,325
    Does this thread supercede Arran's and did anyone take any of his 'advice'

    viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12969132&p=18975186&hilit=ask+arran#p18975186

    No that's an agony Aunt column.

    Through this column, we will understand the meaning of life eventually.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,401
    Does this thread supercede Arran's and did anyone take any of his 'advice'

    viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12969132&p=18975186&hilit=ask+arran#p18975186
    Bally come back. You're not allowed to work today, I need entertaining.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,401
    He's online people :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,325
    He's online people :D

    The suspense is killing me. Mrs T47 must have re-attached the defibrillator leads.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    My sincere apologies for my tardiness, I've been busy :D

    Well in no particular order...

    It depends on the size of the bucket and the laws pertaining to centripetal force that -
    Centripetal force = mass x velocity2 / radius X kittens +/- gender.

    Only 26

    It will depend on the scrum, unless it's cricket.

    Happily ensconced in the dungeon with Mr Aggie.

    It was ok Stevo, but the language was a bugger to learn.

    Cake was better than the coma.

    Lateral epicondylitis.

    275 days.

    It does, claro!

    ...the language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. (Extract about dwarves in book entitled Smoke and Mirrors)

    Cogito ergo sum but I say so hum.

    I am here.

    Nipple clamps attached.

    Slaters.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    My sincere apologies for my tardiness, I've been busy :D

    Well in no particular order...

    It depends on the size of the bucket and the laws pertaining to centripetal force that -
    Centripetal force = mass x velocity2 / radius X kittens +/- gender.

    Only 26

    It will depend on the scrum, unless it's cricket.

    Happily ensconced in the dungeon with Mr Aggie.

    It was ok Stevo, but the language was a bugger to learn.

    Cake was better than the coma.

    Lateral epicondylitis.

    275 days.

    It does, claro!

    ...the language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. (Extract about dwarves in book entitled Smoke and Mirrors)

    Cogito ergo sum but I say so hum.

    I am here.

    Nipple clamps attached.

    Slaters.

    Well that's a fat lot of good isn't it given the general level of intelligence (or lack of) around here :lol: How will we ever become as clever as what you is T47 :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    He is keeping us down so he can rule like an old fashioned tyrant. Think Caligula. pretty sure they were teenage friends
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,401
    My sincere apologies for my tardiness, I've been busy :D

    Well in no particular order...

    It depends on the size of the bucket and the laws pertaining to centripetal force that -
    Centripetal force = mass x velocity2 / radius X kittens +/- gender.

    Only 26

    It will depend on the scrum, unless it's cricket.

    Happily ensconced in the dungeon with Mr Aggie.

    It was ok Stevo, but the language was a bugger to learn.

    Cake was better than the coma.

    Lateral epicondylitis.

    275 days.

    It does, claro!

    ...the language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. (Extract about dwarves in book entitled Smoke and Mirrors)

    Cogito ergo sum but I say so hum.

    I am here.

    Nipple clamps attached.

    Slaters.

    How will we ever become as clever as what you is T47 :wink:
    eating only kale soup and sleeping till 10:40 helps. Sharpens your senses.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Paused to wash the isetta, yes, I used cold water in case it shrank :roll:

    Sae20/50 there can be only one tyrant, who do you think assassinated Caligula :D

    Mmm, kale soup, nice idea, but I'm having broccoli di rape (pronounced rapeee it's Italian!) costa nostra :roll:

    How to become really clever...speak last :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,325
    Why does PBlakeney and Ballysmate always come crawling out from under their stones late at night?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,862
    Why does PBlakeney and Ballysmate always come crawling out from under their stones late at night?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Thank you for the subtle reminder Matthew :D

    (Read in a david Attenborough voice)

    They crawl out from under their rocks and are clearly displaying signs of Parasomnias, sleep-related abnormal behaviors. These are frequent and overlooked causes of nocturnal disruptive behavior in the elderly, especially when patients are cognitively impaired. Confusion and violence can result in sleep disruption, injuries for the patients or their bed partners, caregivers, and they can be a motive for institutionalization or they tend to stay up late at night using the Internet to avoid further distress to their partners/keepers.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,325
    So you're saying that Blakey and Bally are deranged nutters with tendencies of insomnia and violence then?

    I can't argue with that.

    What clinchers should I buy which are as close to the feeling of tubs as possible?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,738
    So you're saying that Blakey and Bally are deranged nutters with tendencies of insomnia and violence then?

    I can't argue with that.

    What clinchers should I buy which are as close to the feeling of tubs as possible?
    I've answered your fecking question on the other thread. Now go and buy them or else.....
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    So you're saying that Blakey and Bally are deranged nutters with tendencies of insomnia and violence then?

    I can't argue with that.

    What clinchers should I buy which are as close to the feeling of tubs as possible?

    Deranged nutter he may be, wrong he is not :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,525
    idiots

    i'm finding i become less tolerant

    maybe it's the internet, in the old days they were hidden, now they have an outlet, they are more visible

    i could correct them, but i'd rather spend my time enjoying life, plus if i were to put them right it'd be lessening my advantage in the gene pool, whereas if i leave them to it, that's evolution in action

    am i being selfish? is it wrong to let them be? should i enlighten them? or outwit them into extinction?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Grind the faces of the ignorant little fluffers into the dirt, I say, but then we already know we are right so maybe let them carry on amusing us with their special ways :D

    I have never been tolerant and I ain't about to start now! :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,525
    this is the voice of reason, let it be done
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Flat pedals...WTF :roll:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,525
    Flat pedals...WTF :roll:

    he can ride what he likes, it was his claim to know the thoughts of others i disliked, if he'd been for real he'd have known what was coming! as it is, fish in a barrel :)

    man i'm bored, i'm going to go and drink tawny port while watching a 'the thick of it' dvd
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Tawny port - vôce e um bastardo!

    It's torture I tell ya! :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike