Fryday
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You're assuming that he cares.
Are you sure it was a girl?Our Spanish neighbours are having a house party this evening. Lots of latin milf potential :twisted:
Yeah, along with masses of dark hair. Everywhere. Nothing like a girl with a hairy back to kill the bloody mood."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Had a terrifying moment Friday night when I thought my little boy had just died. Worst 30 seconds of my life by far.0
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Are you sure it was a girl?Our Spanish neighbours are having a house party this evening. Lots of latin milf potential :twisted:
Yeah, along with masses of dark hair. Everywhere. Nothing like a girl with a hairy back to kill the bloody mood.
Well she is married with kids now so someone out there wasn't as fussy as me.0 -
We'll need closure on that anecdote.Had a terrifying moment Friday night when I thought my little boy had just died. Worst 30 seconds of my life by far.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
We'll need closure on that anecdote.Had a terrifying moment Friday night when I thought my little boy had just died. Worst 30 seconds of my life by far.
He's alive and well and spent most of this afternoon climbing up and down in the park.
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Had a terrifying moment Friday night when I thought my little boy had just died. Worst 30 seconds of my life by far.
Was he knocked out?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Right, bit more detail now I've got time...
He's had a bit of a cold this week and I was just reading him a bedtime story when he started choking and seemed to be short of breath. Nothing unusual, just what he usually does when he's a bunged up snot machine. So I sat him up to let it clear. He was absolutely exhausted when he went to bed last night, having spent most of the day outside and suddenly his heavy breathing stopped and he slumped forwards into my arms. What had happened is that sitting him up had helped his airways to clear, so his breathing had suddenly got a lot easier and a lot quieter. With nothing choking him, he simply fell asleep and slumped forwards, but the contrast between the noise before and the noise after was so great, and falling asleep in that position so unexpected, that it just sounded like he'd stopped breathing altogether.
I shook him a little bit, to try and rouse him, but nothing happened, so I started screaming at my wife to call an ambulance. She had already fallen asleep, so couldn't hear me, so I picked him up and ran into our bedroom shouting "wake the f**k up, there's something wrong with Adam". She had a look at him, and just asked me what's wrong and I said "he's not f**king breathing."
She told me that he was breathing, and when I calmed down to listen, I could see that she was right. I shouldn't have been surprised that he'd fallen asleep in under a second - he's done that before when he was knackered, but it was the combination of the speed, the position he was in and the way his heavy breathing stopped so suddenly, I just went into a mad panic. My legs were like jelly for about an hour afterwards.
Anyway, all's well that ends well and like I say, there was nothing really wrong with him and we had a lovely day together today. 0 -
A big 'phew' then.
Mine have been knocked out on 3 occasions. Thing 1 walked into a moving swing in Spain on a Sunday, February last year. Her eyes rolled in her head and then went motionless. Frightening moment. To cut a long story short, there was a first aider right there, we were sent to the local Urgencia, she got checked out and we were sent 16km to a hospital in a place called Palamos where within 20 mins, saw a paediatrician - on a Sunday. Fantastic service.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pina called it - big phew0
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Phew, I am going to dominate bottom bracket.
Must do toots dinner...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Yes, he's certainly trying. Very trying.Is Pinno the new Arran, PW?0 -
Just bored and procrastinating. I shouldn't even be here. I should be in a haematology appointment.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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