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  • My prediction is that it will blow over

    I hope not, I hope the pig thing follows Cameron round forever. Have I Got News For You should introduce a regular pig round, everyone who chances meet him whenever he is on an official visit should have special T shirts printed, everyone should send a gift of pork scratchings to Number 10... We must be merciless. Until similar revelations emerge about George Osbourne, at which point the focus should shift to him because that will be even funnier.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    But yes, it's the result of a bunch of entitled inbreeds doing what entitled inbreeds do at their entitled inbreed places of 'education' where collectively w@anking over a digestive is the norm.
    You are aware that such a large chip on the shoulder isn't a very good look?
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,490
    But yes, it's the result of a bunch of entitled inbreeds doing what entitled inbreeds do at their entitled inbreed places of 'education' where collectively w@anking over a digestive is the norm.
    You are aware that such a large chip on the shoulder isn't a very good look?
    It would be a worse look if it was a digestive.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,717
    But yes, it's the result of a bunch of entitled inbreeds doing what entitled inbreeds do at their entitled inbreed places of 'education' where collectively w@anking over a digestive is the norm.
    You are aware that such a large chip on the shoulder isn't a very good look?

    way better than sticking you...etc

    You arent going to win this one Bomp. May I suggest a tactical withdrawal? You can join Stevo
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    You arent going to win this one Bomp.
    No, probably not, because it's in the "too good to check" category, isn't it? Personally I would be a bit less dismissive if I thought for a minute it was true. People are so keen to believe that posh idiots are totally depraved, rather than just another variation on silly drunk student lads, which is probably much closer to the truth, whether or not this story is all porkies.
    I'm not holding out a lot of hope that the "new politics" of people who "don't do personal attacks" will reassert itself any time soon, of course. I did particularly like this tweet:
    "The Daily Mail is a vile rag, spreading lies and smears about Jeremy Corb- Ooh. A pig? Really? Disgusting! Says a lot about David Cameron"

    Nevertheless, I predict (not because it's what I want, it's just how I reckon people react to this kind of thing) that this will blow over, and the pork-based puns that are such fun now will start to look a bit like the sort of people who think they're full of scathing political insight because they think "Bliar" is a funny thing to call Blair.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Yougov poll would tend to back me up. Surprise, surprise: labour voters think (by a very slender margin, though) that it's "legitimate public interest", everyone else can't give a pulled pork sandwich.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    I too couldn't give a pulled pork sandwich, although I have enjoyed all the pig jokes at Cameron's expense. I have no idea if any of the lurid revelations are true.
    But listening to one of the authors about 'Pig gate', she says that they heard the story from a contemporary of Cameron's, couldn't substantiate it, but decided to include it so that the reader could decide. Wtf?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm_Bli5h0Ns

    2 min 48 secs onwards.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    One amusing thing is that initiation ceremonies for university sports clubs have just had the bar raised considerably.
  • The response from Downing Street amused me. First they said they didn't "recognise" the claims. Not sure what that means, except it seems to fall somewhat short of saying they aren't true. Then a spokesperson said that they wouldn't be dignifying the allegations with a comment. Which is... a comment!
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    The response from Downing Street amused me. First they said they didn't "recognise" the claims. Not sure what that means, except it seems to fall somewhat short of saying they aren't true. Then a spokesperson said that they wouldn't be dignifying the allegations with a comment. Which is... a comment!
    They could always have walked away in silence and then muttered something to passing policemen about "these people are bothering me"... that worked well for Corbyn didn't it?
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    There haven't been very many wise words that have fallen from the mouth of George W Bush, but this quote seems particularly appropriate....

    "When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible!!"
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    There is photographic evidence apparently so it's unlikely the Tories will deny it.

    Cameron has certainly been hogging the headlines to much mirth.
  • mamba80
    mamba80 Posts: 5,032
    There haven't been very many wise words that have fallen from the mouth of George W Bush, but this quote seems particularly appropriate....

    "When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible!!"

    Do you anyone who has done anything remotely similar, during their formative years? pray tell!
    Getting pi$$ed and taking turns riding the village bike might well be or driving a roller into a swimming pool but sex with a dead pigs head...... ?

    why isnt Hameron suing the Mail etc if its indeed a pack of lies? the UK has some pretty harsh lible/slander laws.

    either way, we now all know the tories will defend a sexual act with a dead animal :shock:
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    Doesn't matter now if it is true or not. Now that the story has legs around the world, perception becomes 'truth' and shiny-faced Dave will have the tag of pig-xxxxer for all time. Shame that. Seemed such a jolly decent chap as well.

    Now bring on the retaliation on Ashcroft, he of the dubious financial arrangements for one holding / seeking high public office.

    This promises to be fun.
  • You voted for a man that stuck his cxck in a dead pigs mouth.

    ...and Jeremy stuck his into Diane Abbott. Just sayin'...

    Putting aside your misogyny (and potential racism) - David Cameron stuck his coxk in a dead pig's mouth.


    Racism? No mention of Ms Abbott's ethnicity, he was just remarking that she is more Babe than babe.

    careful, certain people will find offense or attempt to in whatever they can, for no other reason than a rejected political viewpoint, and hatred of people who attempt to achieve things without getting something for nothing.
  • putting his cock in a dead pigs mouth (im fairly certain he didnt f**k it)for a dare is pretty tame compared with most uni sports clubs initiations or even what a lot sports clubs get up to on pre season team buliding when pi**ed.

    but then a fair few cyclists are loners who didnt get picked for sports teams for the aforementioned reason and their often hand in hand lack of skill,hence took up the solo primarily fitness skilled (ie no ball skills needed)sport of cycling that so wouldnt know about such things.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    putting his fool in a dead pigs mouth (im fairly certain he didnt f**k it)for a dare is pretty tame compared with most uni sports clubs initiations or even what a lot sports clubs get up to on pre season team buliding when pi**ed.

    but then a fair few cyclists are loners who didnt get picked for sports teams for the aforementioned reason and their often hand in hand lack of skill,hence took up the solo primarily fitness skilled (ie no ball skills needed)sport of cycling that so wouldnt know about such things.


    Likewise many service messes and wardrooms.
    Matelots!! :shock:
  • putting his fool in a dead pigs mouth (im fairly certain he didnt f**k it)for a dare is pretty tame compared with most uni sports clubs initiations or even what a lot sports clubs get up to on pre season team buliding when pi**ed.

    but then a fair few cyclists are loners who didnt get picked for sports teams for the aforementioned reason and their often hand in hand lack of skill,hence took up the solo primarily fitness skilled (ie no ball skills needed)sport of cycling that so wouldnt know about such things.


    Likewise many service messes and wardrooms.
    Matelots!! :shock:


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  • Here we go. The Dutch Rudder crew in full tag team effect.
  • putting his fool in a dead pigs mouth (im fairly certain he didnt f**k it)for a dare is pretty tame compared with most uni sports clubs initiations or even what a lot sports clubs get up to on pre season team buliding when pi**ed.

    but then a fair few cyclists are loners who didnt get picked for sports teams for the aforementioned reason and their often hand in hand lack of skill,hence took up the solo primarily fitness skilled (ie no ball skills needed)sport of cycling that so wouldnt know about such things.


    Likewise many service messes and wardrooms.
    Matelots!! :shock:

    i ve seen some shocking service pranks, they also tend (but not always) to happen in the ranks but no one went onto become PM, this guy is supposed to be representing our country at the highest level, can take us to war even.
    had a group of teenage kids from the local sink college behaved like this, i doubt you d be so keen on defending them.

    He is a laughing stock, europe faces its biggest crisis since the cold war ended and we ve got a pig xxxxer in charge.
    He should sue if its not true, its not as if he cant afford the legal fees.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    putting his fool in a dead pigs mouth (im fairly certain he didnt f**k it)for a dare is pretty tame compared with most uni sports clubs initiations or even what a lot sports clubs get up to on pre season team buliding when pi**ed.

    but then a fair few cyclists are loners who didnt get picked for sports teams for the aforementioned reason and their often hand in hand lack of skill,hence took up the solo primarily fitness skilled (ie no ball skills needed)sport of cycling that so wouldnt know about such things.


    Likewise many service messes and wardrooms.
    Matelots!! :shock:

    i ve seen some shocking service pranks, they also tend (but not always) to happen in the ranks but no one went onto become PM, this guy is supposed to be representing our country at the highest level, can take us to war even.
    had a group of teenage kids from the local sink college behaved like this, i doubt you d be so keen on defending them.

    He is a laughing stock, europe faces its biggest crisis since the cold war ended and we ve got a pig xxxxer in charge.
    He should sue if its not true, its not as if he cant afford the legal fees.

    Where have I defended anyone? I have stated that I have no idea if the story is true. The co author of the book has also stated that the story could not be substantiated. From what she said in the interviews I've seen she states that they were careful not to say that the story was true, they just said that someone said...blah blah blah.
    I assume in those circumstances there would be limited grounds for legal action.
  • Here we go. The Dutch Rudder crew in full tag team effect.

    and thats not offensive to sufferers of erbs palsy at all is it. jeez.