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pinno
pinno Posts: 51,196
edited September 2015 in The bottom bracket
I think I have got the full list of rules for soft play areas:

1. Do not talk to anybody unless it is to berate a child that isn't yours.
2. Assume that your child is superior to any other child and treat those others with contempt.
3. Shake your head earnestly and condescendingly when another child acts up.
4. Ignore any coerciveness, rough or boystrous behaviour unless it is directed at your child.
5. Leave all your half eaten sh1t lying around to be spilt, nicked and cleaned up by someone else.
6. Buy lost of fizzy drinks and sweats for your children so that they become hyperactive and put of control.
7. Sit there with your phone texting relentlessly, occasionally looking up to correct your child to make it look like you are actually parenting.
8. Create the most mess you possibly can whilst in the toilet and fill the toilet bowl up with as much bog roll as possible so that it will imminently stop flushing.

Meh.

Laters.
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