Complete the sentence: if I was King of the World...
secretsam
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...well, what would you do?
It's just a hill. Get over it.
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I'd make Pearly Jam re-record Ten without a fretles bass.Insert bike here:0
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I'd be tempted to abdicate.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
I would make everyone learn how to use the subjunctive mood.0
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Id make grammer morer accessiblerI would make everyone learn how to use the subjunctive mood.0 -
I'd make people do it betterer
Id make grammer morer accessiblerI would make everyone learn how to use the subjunctive mood.0 -
I would make everyone learn how to use the subjunctive mood.
I wish I hadn't resisted that particular temptation now.0 -
I would make everyone learn how to use the subjunctive mood.
I wish I hadn't resisted that particular temptation now.
It's ok as the subjunctive is possibly an irrealis
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I would make everyone learn how to use the subjunctive mood.
OK, so should it have been "If I were King..."?????
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
I would make everyone learn how to use the subjunctive mood.
OK, so should it have been "If I were King..."?????
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There would be compulsory blood and organ donation (things they can do without) for criminals and the very long term (proven work shy) unemployed.Still thinking of something clever to say!0
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Predictably ....Ban religion!Still thinking of something clever to say!0
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I would reintroduce the birch as a form of punishment.0
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I'd make Pearly Jam re-record Ten without a fretles bass.
I've just gone back and listened to the album in its entirety and I must respectfully inform you that you are totally, categorically, absolutely, completely, utterly, comprehensively, wholly and conclusively wrong.
The fretless bass is integral to the sound of the album.0 -
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I'd have the joyless twunts who live opposite me shot.0
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I'd have the joyless twunts who live next to me shot.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I'd make it compulsory for wives to don a jumper before they reached for the heating thermostat.0
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...something must have gone very, very wrongCS7
Surrey Hills
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I'd get rid of all dictators.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
I would massage the head of dead pigs with my manhood.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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I would make everyone learn how to use the subjunctive mood.
I wish I hadn't resisted that particular temptation now.
It's ok as the subjunctive is possibly an irrealis
Pinno's guide to T47 academia:
Pronunciation
Hyphenation: ir‧real‧is
Adjective
irrealis (not comparable)
(grammar) Of a verb: inflected to indicate that an act or state of being is not a fact.
Although the only irrealis mood in English is the subjunctive mood, some other languages include additional irrealis moods, including cohortative, jussive, speculative, and optative.
Clear as mud now.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I'd make sure that someone taught 007 how to play chess properly.
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I know a few openings but if I was King, i'd kick N Short where it hurts.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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^^^ You could be the Kim Jong Un of British chess. "I very good at chess. Let me win or I kill you then I number 1".0
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I don't care anymore. Some higher being has answered my prayers. The neighbours are shipping in cardboard boxes and the 'For Sale' sign has gone.
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...some of you'd be in trouble, though not as much as othersmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
