Your Guilty Pleasure?
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There is nothing I like doing that my wife disapproves of.Sniffing bike seats might not be illegal but you wouldn't want your wife to catch you doing it....
I cannot comment on your fetishes.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
There is nothing I like doing that my wife disapproves of.Sniffing bike seats might not be illegal but you wouldn't want your wife to catch you doing it....
I cannot comment on your fetishes.
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Or his wife is a deviant
There is nothing I like doing that my wife disapproves of.Sniffing bike seats might not be illegal but you wouldn't want your wife to catch you doing it....
I cannot comment on your fetishes.
Well then one or both of you must be perfect0 -
Must be him then.
There is nothing I like doing that my wife disapproves of.Sniffing bike seats might not be illegal but you wouldn't want your wife to catch you doing it....
I cannot comment on your fetishes.
Well then one or both of you must be perfectThe above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Doesn't make sense. There's 5 in the pack but you only ate 2? They're like packs of crisps, they go off if you leave any.[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19677031#p19677031]Snakebite the 2nd[/url] wrote:2 doughnuts from the sainsburys raspberry jam filled doughnuts pack of 5
It's only matter of time isn't it?
My guilty pleasure used to be Morrison's 10 pack of raspberry doughnuts. I think my record is 30 minutes. Not to eat them but the longest they've lasted!
Ever tried Booths double chocolate doughnuts? A 5 pack is perfect for snacking on. Plus it's chocolate, healthy right? I read something about a lot of chocolate is good for something health- wise. It was it high content chocolate, if you eat.enough of those doughnuts it's the same anyway, right?0 -
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Peanut Butter and Chocolate Spread toasted sandwich.0
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Biscoff - it's like peanut butter only made of biscuits instead of nuts - between a pair of dark chocolate (or caramel) hobnobs.I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.0
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I did a pack of Jaffa cakes on the sofa last night.
(Does that sound a bit wrong?
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It was one of those 100% free packs, but technically it is still one packet, right?0 -
That does constitute one packet and it does indeed sound like pleasure.[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19679443#p19679443]Snakebite the 2nd[/url] wrote:I did a pack of Jaffa cakes on the sofa last night.
(Does that sound a bit wrong? )
It was one of those 100% free packs, but technically it is still one packet, right?
But two questions remain.
Did you derive pleasure?
Do you feel guilty? I wouldn't.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Jaffa cakes are one of those cake/biscuits that does not allow you to leave any left in the packet. For me I have very few things I have to finish once the packet has been opened. Jaffa cakes are one, walkers salt and vinegar multipacks, aldi salt and vinegar pringles clone and raspberry or double chocolate douhgnut multi packs are the few. Well apart from the ones I can't remember.
The one thing they all have in common is I have no guilt when I eat them all up. It is beyond compulsion it is a law of nature they have to be eaten.
PS willpower is very strong but my will is to eat them so that works out well too.
Blakeney makes a good point about feeling guilt about these things. It is a puritanical thing to feel guilt about what pleasures you enjoy. Is that a religious hang up in a secular society? We are not monks and nuns so why feel guilt about what we enjoy?0 -
Blakeney makes a good point about feeling guilt about these things. It is a puritanical thing to feel guilt about what pleasures you enjoy. Is that a religious hang up in a secular society? We are not monks and nuns so why feel guilt about what we enjoy?
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Nah, it's nothing to do with religion.Blakeney makes a good point about feeling guilt about these things. It is a puritanical thing to feel guilt about what pleasures you enjoy. Is that a religious hang up in a secular society? We are not monks and nuns so why feel guilt about what we enjoy?
In the medium to long term I would like to be faster on the bike.
In the short term I like cake.0 -
Nah, it's nothing to do with religion.Blakeney makes a good point about feeling guilt about these things. It is a puritanical thing to feel guilt about what pleasures you enjoy. Is that a religious hang up in a secular society? We are not monks and nuns so why feel guilt about what we enjoy?
In the medium to long term I would like to be faster on the bike.
In the short term I like cake.
And booze."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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There is no logic to feeling guilty about pleasure.
Succum to enjoying life. You only get one go. IMO.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
I'm sure you're being flippant for the sake of it, but anyway.
There is no logic to feeling guilty about pleasure.
Succum to enjoying life. You only get one go. IMO.
If I eat cake daily then I'll soon be irritated at the the middle-long term goal falling away.0 -
Nope. I am not being flippant.I'm sure you're being flippant for the sake of it, but anyway.
If I eat cake daily then I'll soon be irritated at the the middle-long term goal falling away.
I simply do not understand why anyone would have self imposed inner conflict.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Really?
Nope. I am not being flippant.I'm sure you're being flippant for the sake of it, but anyway.
If I eat cake daily then I'll soon be irritated at the the middle-long term goal falling away.
I simply do not understand why anyone would have self imposed inner conflict.
You can't conceive of a situation where someone would have a short term interest that conflicts with a longer term one?
I can't conceive of your inability to conceive
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Simply modify your longer term goal either in achievement level or time span.
Easy.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Really?
Nope. I am not being flippant.I'm sure you're being flippant for the sake of it, but anyway.
If I eat cake daily then I'll soon be irritated at the the middle-long term goal falling away.
I simply do not understand why anyone would have self imposed inner conflict.
You can't conceive of a situation where someone would have a short term interest that conflicts with a longer term one?
I can't conceive of your inability to conceive
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Oh. I was hoping for something more inspiring than "just aim to do less"Simply modify your longer term goal either in achievement level or time span.
Easy.
As it's a Friday I'll take the flippant approach myself.
Doesn't modifying your long term goal in achievement or times pan essentially equate to saying 'abandon ambition' and, when taken to extremes, run entirely contrary to progressing in just about anything.
Unless you have the unique ability to be completely aware of your ultimate potential in every field you have yet to invest any time in, and have been able to craft a route that with will leave you at your most content; weighing perfectly the time available to you with the consequences of each conflicting action, then I reckon you're talking bollocks.
(That last sentence started out with grander ambition than how it ended up. And I did adjust and lower my expectations at the point where I'd read it through a second time and wasn't sure where it was going. Still, point is almost there.)0 -
Maybe I turn into a forbidden pleasure so I can gain pleasure from doing something forbidden?
Oh cock, you've got me at it now!
All I want to do is ride bikes and eat Jaffa Cakes.
And drink booze.
And eat donuts.0 -
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There was also the expand the time approach for the ambitious.
Oh. I was hoping for something more inspiring than "just aim to do less"Simply modify your longer term goal either in achievement level or time span.
Easy.
You could even add 5 miles onto your next ride to compensate and stay within time goals but guilt will achieve nothing. These are your personal goals, you set the parameters, why make yourself miserable?
Find practical solutions. Guilt is a waste of emotion, time and needless negativity.
Now. Where are these Jaffa Cakes?????????The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Banoffe for me.
Buy a 4 serving pie for the missus and myself. put a quarter out each, eat, go back in to minutes and eat the other half pie. Yummy.Disc Trucker
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There was also the expand the time approach for the ambitious.
Oh. I was hoping for something more inspiring than "just aim to do less"Simply modify your longer term goal either in achievement level or time span.
Easy.
You could even add 5 miles onto your next ride to compensate and stay within time goals but guilt will achieve nothing. These are your personal goals, you set the parameters, why make yourself miserable?
Find practical solutions. Guilt is a waste of emotion, time and needless negativity.
Now. Where are these Jaffa Cakes?????????
You could be taking this a bit far. No one is lying awake at night for eating a jaffa cake and if they are, you are correct and I believe they need to re-evaluate their life. But you can have conflict between short and long term goals that can cause indecision in life which could be classified as guilt.
Then again, if the only thing keeping you awake at night was a jaffa cake, you may have the 'life' thing sorted.Raleigh RX 2.0
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You may well have a point there.You could be taking this a bit far. No one is lying awake at night for eating a jaffa cake and if they are, you are correct and I believe they need to re-evaluate their life.
So there is no guilt in these guilty pleasures? Then they are simply pleasures.
But you can have conflict between short and long term goals that can cause indecision in life which could be classified as guilt.
So there is guilt?
Then again, if the only thing keeping you awake at night was a jaffa cake, you may have the 'life' thing sorted.
But nothing is keeping me awake at night. Not even the Jaffa Cakes. The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Wind?But nothing is keeping me awake at night. Not even the Jaffa Cakes.0 -
Up?
Wind?But nothing is keeping me awake at night. Not even the Jaffa Cakes.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Given my enormous lardiness, as witnessed in the PRL photos of me (which I shall NOT be buying), pretty much everything.
However, a "healthy" one is dates. I love them, and can eat tonnes at a time. Mmmmmmmmmm
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