Lazy Feckers Monday Thread
arran77
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Afternoon slackers :P I see no one can be arsed to start the daily thread today, at least it gives me something to do 
Off out to the local bike shop soon to buy Mrs 77's new mountain bike and get the roadie booked in for some spanner work that I can't be arsed to do myself (or don't have the skills to do )
This afternoon will then mainly involve caffeine
Off out to the local bike shop soon to buy Mrs 77's new mountain bike and get the roadie booked in for some spanner work that I can't be arsed to do myself (or don't have the skills to do
)This afternoon will then mainly involve caffeine
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn
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Such a self-centred thread title
Although you're not quite living up to my old adage of listening at school so you wouldn't have to do manual labour 
Today is mainly minion hunting - again."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Nothing much to report here, ok ride in, windy as is the norm these days.
I seem to have rubbed someone up the wrong way over in the helmet debate thread. He seems to think he is clever and funny so i'll play along, mostly because i'm bored!www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Wind assisted ride in means pain on the way home
In lunch news tescos small sushi and a chicken wrap0 -
First morning for ages when it's not pi$$ing it down, and I'm ill, argh!0
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Today is mainly minion hunting - again.
You seem to have been trying to recruit a minion for months......you must be a complete bastard of a boss :P
Successful lunchtime today.....wife's new mountain bike ordered and being collected later in the week, roadie booked in for spannering and just for good measure I've just ordered my little boys first bike for his birthday later this month, think I'd better stop buying bikes for a bit "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
In lunch news tescos small sushi and a chicken wrap
Have you turned into sa0u what's his name :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
Pastrami and cheese sandwich for lunch......Londinium tomorrow -oh joy - hopefully back for a club ride in the evening....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Today is mainly minion hunting - again.
You seem to have been trying to recruit a minion for months......you must be a complete bastard of a boss :P
The 'dawn' hasn't happened yet obviously.
Cheese n 'am salad sandwich, coffee cake and a latte in one of those corrugated cardboard thingy cups that was so hot despite leaving it for 2 hours, I spilt it all over myself from the shock. Why do they have the little cut outs so you can supposedly drink out of it whilst on the go? Good job I managed to keep the van going in a straight line... Although that may disappoint some :roll:
Laters.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I have more than one minion
Today is mainly minion hunting - again.
You seem to have been trying to recruit a minion for months......you must be a complete bastard of a boss :P And the offer was enough to compensate for putting up with a bit of bastardish treatment from me.
Beginning of the year I got two new treasury minions recruited, now its time for a new VAT minion. I almost hooked one but he turned us down for a better offer, selfish git. I'd have been in touch with you but unfortunately there's no call for idle tw@ts with crayons :P"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I have more than one minion
Today is mainly minion hunting - again.
You seem to have been trying to recruit a minion for months......you must be a complete bastard of a boss :P And the offer was enough to compensate for putting up with a bit of bastardish treatment from me.
Beginning of the year I got two new treasury minions recruited, now its time for a new VAT minion. I almost hooked one but he turned us down for a better offer, selfish git. I'd have been in touch with you but unfortunately there's no call for idle tw@ts with crayons :P
Fortunately I'm already gainfully employed but I'm the last of a dying breed I reckon, computers will do my job in years to come, gonna become a Luddite I think "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
I have more than one minion
Today is mainly minion hunting - again.
You seem to have been trying to recruit a minion for months......you must be a complete bastard of a boss :P And the offer was enough to compensate for putting up with a bit of bastardish treatment from me.
Beginning of the year I got two new treasury minions recruited, now its time for a new VAT minion. I almost hooked one but he turned us down for a better offer, selfish git. I'd have been in touch with you but unfortunately there's no call for idle tw@ts with crayons :P
Fortunately I'm already gainfully employed but I'm the last of a dying breed I reckon, computers will do my job in years to come, gonna become a Luddite I think
Maybe they will upgrade you to an Etch-a-sketch.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
