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pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
edited June 2015 in The bottom bracket
Supposed to be a week off but i'm working. You know how it is.

Need to make a few phone calls. You know the one's:

"Thank you for calling blah blah PLC/Ltd/Service. Please be aware that all conversations are recorded for training and monitoring purposes. Our services are regulated by the never heard of offwhatthefuck ombudsman. In order to make sure you get to the right person, you need to select from the following 8 options. Press 1 if you were born on Monday, press 2 if you were born on a Tuesday... Press 1 if you have a problem that you have previously informed us about. Press 2 if You are trying to pay a bill...Press 19 if you would like to speak to an advisor...
Your call is important to us. Please hold. An advisor will be with you in.... six.... hours, 12 minutes and twenty four seconds. You are in queue position two... hundred and thirty six. Cue music...Your call is important to us. Please hold. An advisor will be with you in.... six.... hours, 11 minutes and 6 seconds. You are in queue position two... hundred and thirty five, Cue Robbie Williams singing shyte. All our advisor's are busy. Thank you for calling blah blah PLC/Ltd/Service. Please be aware that all conversations are recorded for training and monitoring purposes. Our services are regulated by the never heard of offwhatthefuck ombudsman. In order to make sure you get to the right person, you need to select from the following 8 options. Press 1 if you were born on Monday, press 2 if you were born on a Tuesday... Press 1 if you have a problem that you have previously informed us about. Press 2 if You are trying to pay a bill...Press 19 if you would like to speak to an advisor...

Laters.
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