Procycling Game of Thrones

rob churchill
rob churchill Posts: 272
edited April 2015 in Pro race
I can't take credit for this, Richmond Racer started it on twitter - but I think it deserves an airing on the more flexible medium of BR (not to mention with the rather better informed cognoscenti round here).

Link names from the world of procycling with their counterparts in GoT - by physical similarity, personal qualities, lack of body parts, whatever works. Comme ça;

Surdave...
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...and Varys
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or in a less literal vein;

That scary one in red...
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...and this bloke
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(and Stanis Baratheon is every rider he ever worked with)
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  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,332
    I feel excluded from this because I don't really 'do' fantasy. I tried it once or twice, but just never got into The Hobbit.

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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    It was done in this thread (mostly referencing Sky politics):

    viewtopic.php?f=40002&t=12970454

    Some of my best work in that. One quote from me
    Wiggins is more Stanis really - Baratheon establishment but now pushed to the sidelines and the direct enemy of the Froome Lanisters. Baelish would be Geraint Thomas. He plays both sides while plotting to claim it all for himself.
    Boasson Hagen is Sarah Lund from The Killing, but in Game of Thrones. All anyone could talk about a few years back but now looks like he has wandered on to the set of a completely different show.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632
    Genius.

    I had Valverde as Stanis - in thrall to the dark arts but can't help but admire his battle-smarts.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    I had Valverde as Stanis - in thrall to the dark arts but can't help but admire his battle-smarts.
    The thread was almost all about Sky.

    My other contributions
    RichN95 wrote:
    Contador is Daenerys Targayen. The last surviving member of the toppled House of Bruyneel now joining forces with powers from the east, still thought of by some loyalists as the 'True Monarch/Champion'.
    Above The Cows: Who's Jon Snow?

    RichN95: Jason Kenny. The Starks are the GB track team - once key to the Brailsford seat of power but now shorn of it's male and female figureheads and alienated with hopes of survival resting on a couple of young girls.

    And of course, Joffrey:

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    Twitter: @RichN95
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,697
    Thus far we had -

    Chris Hoy = Khal Drogo

    Pippo (or IMO Kittel) = Jamie Lanister

    Nicole Cook = Cersei

    Sagan = Theon Greyjoy (unless he finds some form)

    Anna Mears/Kirsten Wild = Brienne

    Laura Trott/PFP = Arya

    Lizzie A = Denarys

    Jaques Anquetil = Petyr Balish

    and in my opinion...

    Lance Armstrong = The Hound making Bruneyl Tywin Lanister and making Verbruggen Mad King Aerys
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • ddraver wrote:
    Thus far we had -

    Chris Hoy = Khal Drogo

    Pippo (or IMO Kittel) = Jamie Lanister

    Nicole Cook = Cersei

    Sagan = Theon Greyjoy (unless he finds some form)

    Anna Mears/Kirsten Wild = Brienne

    Laura Trott/PFP = Arya

    Lizzie A = Denarys

    Jaques Anquetil = Petyr Balish

    and in my opinion...

    Lance Armstrong = The Hound making Bruneyl Tywin Lanister and making Verbruggen Mad King Aerys

    I think Anna Meares was going to fight Kirsten Wild to see who gets to be Brienne, but yeah. I would add that Gregor 'the Mountain' Clegane,

    250px-Gregor_Clegane_4x07.jpg

    could be played by;
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    I have a policy of only posting comment on the internet under my real name. This is to moderate my natural instinct to flame your fatuous, ill-informed, irrational, credulous, bigoted, semi-literate opinions to carbon, you knuckle-dragging f***wits.