I gave birth to twin calves this morning

Kieran_Burns
Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
edited March 2015 in Commuting chat
They are healthy, albeit hairy and pale while blinking in the morning light and looking slightly scared.
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  • lancew
    lancew Posts: 680
    Well I went to the gun store this morning around Lambeth, got two long skinny pale pistols.

    Need to upgrade them over summer....
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  • Called by the dairy last night and got two bottles of milk. They almost shone in the moonlight.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Two pale, slightly wrinkly, hams were spotted round here on Sunday. Somewhat past their sell by date perhaps.
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    Faced with you KB, a Lion would look scared, so I'm not surprised the calves did!
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  • vermin
    vermin Posts: 1,739
    Called by the dairy last night and got two bottles of milk. They almost shone in the moonlight.

    I'm not sure I understand this one. Are you saying you got your moobs out for the commute home?
  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    I don't know what all the fuss is about; mine have been romping around muddy fields all Winter and having a whale of a time...
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    I'm just relieved KB didn't get the seals out.
  • essex-commuter
    essex-commuter Posts: 2,188
    I got two bits of string ready last night, tied a knot in each this morning and was good to go.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I'm just relieved KB didn't get the seals out.

    The seals are ALWAYS out. 8)
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I'm just relieved KB didn't get the seals out.

    The seals are ALWAYS out. 8)

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Why would do that? Just why....
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • vermin
    vermin Posts: 1,739
    Asprilla wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I'm just relieved KB didn't get the seals out.

    The seals are ALWAYS out. 8)

    6FE9E448-8D47-400A-B1BF-FEAFBB88446B-17249-00000CE0439893CB_zpsaa3a8d0b.jpg

    The Assos spring/summer range? :roll:
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,711
    vermin wrote:
    Asprilla wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I'm just relieved KB didn't get the seals out.

    The seals are ALWAYS out. 8)

    6FE9E448-8D47-400A-B1BF-FEAFBB88446B-17249-00000CE0439893CB_zpsaa3a8d0b.jpg

    The Assos spring/summer range? :roll:
    Isn't that what G66 and other tri antelopes wear?
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    vermin wrote:
    Asprilla wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I'm just relieved KB didn't get the seals out.

    The seals are ALWAYS out. 8)

    6FE9E448-8D47-400A-B1BF-FEAFBB88446B-17249-00000CE0439893CB_zpsaa3a8d0b.jpg

    The Assos spring/summer range? :roll:
    Isn't that what G66 and other tri antelopes wear?
    So that's why they don't draft in triathlon
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