Humanitarian aid

pinno

Unfortunately, one of our brethren has been evicted. Arran77 is now homeless and destitute and we're looking for some kind soul to give him and his 17 kids a roof over his head for a short while. A garden shed would do nicely.

Some words of support for the chirpy dwarf wouldn't go amiss either.

Stevo_666

He's not been chirping much lately has he? Must be quite time consuming selling 'The Big Issue'.

pblakeney

Arran holidaying at home again?

Should have just said he was away skiing for a week.

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

He's not been chirping much lately has he? Must be quite time consuming selling 'The Big Issue'.

can't imagine him putting too much effort into it

ballysmate

Perhaps someone has a spare burrow he can use.

seanoconn

VTech

Ive got a luxurious Log Cabin in the garden, normally use it for guests at party time but its available

Wheelspinner

VTech wrote:

Ive got a luxurious Log Cabin in the garden, normally use it for guests at party time but its available

I believe the rest of us call that a "kennel".

team47b

Wheelspinner wrote:

VTech wrote:

Ive got a luxurious Log Cabin in the garden, normally use it for guests at party time but its available

I believe the rest of us call that a "Shed".

FTFY

VTech

team47b wrote:

Wheelspinner wrote:

VTech wrote:

Ive got a luxurious Log Cabin in the garden, normally use it for guests at party time but its available

I believe the rest of us call that a "Shed".

FTFY

Funny thing is, everyone calls it the Shed, its a pet hate of mine as its 100% a cabin

slowmart

Spotted





Although life on the street must have dimmed the intellect as no consideration is being offered.

Stevo_666

The Big Issue Seller knows we're concerned about him

Stevo_666

Arran, we know you're lurking 'cos you were logged on here yesterday If you don't come back soon we're sending Pinno out as a search party.

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

Arran, we know you're lurking 'cos you were logged on here yesterday If you don't come back soon we're sending Pinno out as a search party.

The man for that job is the one and only T47b.

Arran said he'd logged on but it was the 'same old faces'. Does that mean he's thinks we're boring?

Stevo_666

But he doesn't know what we look like. Apart from the fact that you're a slap head :P

team47b

pinarello001 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Arran, we know you're lurking 'cos you were logged on here yesterday If you don't come back soon we're sending Pinno out as a search party.

The man for that job is the one and only T47b.

I know exactly where he is and the range and the wind speed and direction, this is the only time I'm gonna volunteer to take Arran out :shock:

mr_goo

VTech wrote:

Ive got a luxurious Log Cabin in the garden, normally use it for guests at party time but its available

I built one a couple of years ago. Mrs Goo wanted it to be a studio/office/garden lounge(whatever), but definitely not to be used for keeping bikes in. Currently has 4 bikes in it. Only furniture is a couple of deck chairs. I call it 'The Folly'. Arran is quite welcome to rent it out.

pinno

team47b wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Arran, we know you're lurking 'cos you were logged on here yesterday If you don't come back soon we're sending Pinno out as a search party.

The man for that job is the one and only T47b.

I know exactly where he is and the range and the wind speed and direction, this is the only time I'm gonna volunteer to take Arran out :shock:

Are you going to use your bent banger?

VTech

Mr Goo wrote:

VTech wrote:

Ive got a luxurious Log Cabin in the garden, normally use it for guests at party time but its available

I built one a couple of years ago. Mrs Goo wanted it to be a studio/office/garden lounge(whatever), but definitely not to be used for keeping bikes in. Currently has 4 bikes in it. Only furniture is a couple of deck chairs. I call it 'The Folly'. Arran is quite welcome to rent it out.

I am the same and the wife goes mad. She has however moved all of my junk from the cabin to my garage. I need a clear out.

Flâneur

I've got a summer house in the garden, but Arran can have the greenhouse. Maybe he is actually working? Let's not be silly on second thoughts.

T47b make sure he gets theses flowers n card tomorrow now if you are taking him out, don't want it to start on a bad note

Stevo_666

I know T47 hasn't succeeded.

Arran, stop lurking and get posting you gimboid

veronese68

Arran who?

tlw1

Veronese68 wrote:

Arran who?

He's the transsexual who claimed to be gt's mum

seanoconn

Stevo 666 wrote:

I know T47 hasn't succeeded.

I wouldn't be too sure, T47b is a pro, he might have extracted arran's login details before bumping him off to cover his tracks. If arran starts posting about the weather, cats or vegetables, we'll know the hit was a success.

Stevo_666

seanoconn wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

I know T47 hasn't succeeded.

I wouldn't be too sure, T47b is a pro, he might have extracted arran's login details before bumping him off to cover his tracks. If arran starts posting about the weather, cats or vegetables, we'll know the hit was a success.

Given what a crack shot he is, I do hope you're not implying the T47's posts are boring

pinno

Is it time to write Arran's epitaph?

Arran (who?) 77-15

Gone quick, forgotten quicker.

team47b

I haven't missed him

Stevo_666

team47b wrote:

I haven't missed him

For some reason I now have a mental image of you as Edward Fox in 'Day of the Jackal'.

team47b

Well I have done jackal today

pinno

Hello T47. Have you received the parcel yet?

team47b

pinarello001 wrote:

Hello T47. Have you received the parcel yet?

The new metal pieces arrived, if only they fitted the pieces in the last parcel! They are going back to Germany today and I wait for another parcel! You wouldn't think that A high powered accurate device for use by the A77 asset would cause so much hassle.

If only I had a book to read whilst I waited for a parcel