Will Ballysmate get a fair trial?

ballysmate
ballysmate Posts: 15,930
edited February 2015 in The bottom bracket
With the implication that only lemmings are allowed to vote in the recent poll, will I get a fair trial? :lol:

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Of course you'll get a fair trial. In fact, we were thinking of offering you the choice of trial method. You can't say fairer than that.

    So what'll it be - ducking stool or trial by fire?
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    ahh I see it's that old trick, if you agree with him he respects you, if you disagree you're a lemming.. where's that cliff edge :D
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    If found guilt, can I opt for stoning?
    Yeah man, I wanna get stoned. Far out, man.

    I hope I haven't misunderstood the punishment. :wink:
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    No chance.

    Hang him!
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • eric_draven
    eric_draven Posts: 1,192
    Ballysmate wrote:
    If found guilt, can I opt for stoning?

    all you need for that is mention how that bit of halibut is good enough for a certain person

    sorry i watched "The Life Of Brian" the other night
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    abu-bakr-al-baghdadi.jpg?w=650

    "Is Bally Guilty? Did the Roman catholic church hide, support and facilitate child abuse?"

    Exactly

    Off with his slap head :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 722
    I do apologise, but I have been out riding my bike :shock: and have missed what Ballysmate is on trial for. Can someone point me in the right direction?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    viewtopic.php?f=40088&t=13009843&start=560

    :lol::lol:
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Does there need to be a reason? :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    PBlakeney wrote:
    No chance.

    Hang him!

    My missus is looking forward to me being well hung.
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    eric draven wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    If found guilt, can I opt for stoning?

    all you need for that is mention how that bit of halibut is good enough for a certain person

    sorry i watched "The Life Of Brian" the other night

    Actually, I think he should be allowed to choose the manner of his own execution:

    http://vimeo.com/10798467
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Ballysmate wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    No chance.

    Hang him!

    My missus is looking forward to me being well hung.
    There are operations for that kind of thing.
    From the documentary that I had the misfortune of seeing it is not for you, unless you fancy having an overstuffed and burst sausage down there.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 722
    Ballysmate wrote:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40088&t=13009843&start=560

    :lol::lol:


    Ahh thanks Bally. Should've guessed really
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    No chance.

    Hang him!

    My missus is looking forward to me being well hung.
    There are operations for that kind of thing.
    From the documentary that I had the misfortune of seeing it is not for you, unless you fancy having an overstuffed and burst sausage down there.

    Why was he running away?

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