First Fryday of the Year Thread
arran77
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Made it through the first week so the obligatory fried pig baguette will be consumed soon
Bit of colouring in and counting to do this morning and then I'm off after lunch to the mortgage advisor.
Bit of colouring in and counting to do this morning and then I'm off after lunch to the mortgage advisor.
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Hooray, 30 minutes to dead piggy time. Not much else to report other than I'm very glad it's Friday.0
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I preferred the other Friday in 2015 so far.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
sa0u823e wrote:Bet you love all the hoops of buying the new house. Sorted out the interim bit yet?
Haven't really got into the details of what kitchen, bathrooms, flooring etc yet. I'm just glad we'll have a garage for all by bike stuff plus somewhere for a beat up old armchair for me to escape to
The interim will involve moving back to my Mum's but there is at least a Granny Annexe we could use there as the last Grandparent died almost 20 years ago!"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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and its my birthday!
ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Chris Bass wrote:and its my birthday!
ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!0 -
Veronese68 wrote:Chris Bass wrote:and its my birthday!
ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!
I need something to aim for, don't want to get complacentwww.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
arran77 wrote:sa0u823e wrote:Bet you love all the hoops of buying the new house. Sorted out the interim bit yet?
Haven't really got into the details of what kitchen, bathrooms, flooring etc yet. I'm just glad we'll have a garage for all by bike stuff plus somewhere for a beat up old armchair for me to be exiled to
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Chris Bass wrote:and its my birthday!
ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!
Now bog off you wise, disciplined, cautious, patient, stubborn, detached, moody old tosspot.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Chris Bass wrote:and its my birthday!
ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!
Happy birthday
The first thing to remember here is to forget all manners so no need to ask if you can join in, just do it"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Veronese68 wrote:Oh yeah, happy birthday Mr Bass. Forgot my manners.
That's because you fit right in around here :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Excellent!
I will make sure I lower the tone wherever possible!www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Chris Bass wrote:and its my birthday!
ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!
Happy birthday and welcome, we all look forward to you posting the traditional naked pictures of any fit females you know - we all do this on our birthdays0 -
Knackered today after being kicked out of the hotel bar at 2.30am and then going for a run 4hrs later - followed by meeting yeah
Now working at home as the wife is sick and I thought I had better pick the kids up. This obviously buggers up the pub tonight and our reservation at me underhills tomorrow0 -
Has anyone told the newcomer about the initiation ceremony yet?0
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verylonglegs wrote:Has anyone told the newcomer about the initiation ceremony yet?The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
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Chris Bass wrote:Excellent!
I will make sure I lower the tone wherever possible!
That' s a tough objective, good luck with that one.0 -
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Chris Bass wrote:Excellent!
I will lower the tone wherever possible!
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The bloomin rain :roll:
Tomorrow snow in this ere parts. As it is currently 11 deg c, that's going to be a bit if a shock.
Tried T47's anti lurgy recipe. The Turmeric made my nose yellow, the ginger gave me heartburn and the lemon is making my belly churn. It obviously works, I am in so much discomfort, I have forgotten about the cold I have.
Laters.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I'm finding that gin and bitter lemon is a good decongestant.
In related news, did anyone see that Abu Hamza has been sentenced to life in jail in the US today? I think I'll buy this natty little accessory to remember him by.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
PBlakeney wrote:verylonglegs wrote:Has anyone told the newcomer about the initiation ceremony yet?
Thought this was just a free pour job?
I admire how the gentleman above introduced himself rather than just joined in. Looks like we may have someone with manners after all.0 -
sa0u823e wrote:PBlakeney wrote:verylonglegs wrote:Has anyone told the newcomer about the initiation ceremony yet?
Thought this was just a free pour job?
I admire how the gentleman above introduced himself rather than just joined in. Looks like we may have someone with manners after all.
I just wish to remain comfortable in the Chesterfield thanks.
The manners won't last.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Thank god!
I can honestly say I've never worked so hard the first week back after the Christmas break. Bloody awful week!
I'm proper depressed now ... Will it continue this way every week, all year?
Help!!!!!!!!!Still thinking of something clever to say!0 -
Philly8mt wrote:Thank god!
I can honestly say I've never worked so hard the first week back after the Christmas break. Bloody awful week!
I'm proper depressed now ... Will it continue this way every week, all year?
Help!!!!!!!!!
You're in the wrong place - this is the venue for Britains best shirkers.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Just back from the pub, was there waiting with all your drinks and cakes but none of you were there.www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0
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Chris Bass wrote:Just back from the pub, was there waiting with all your drinks and cakes but none of you were there.
PS:- I was quite comfortable but stupid smoking laws denied me the cuban cigar to make it perfect.Oh, and the company. I made do with a few ladies so don't worry.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Chris Bass wrote:Just back from the pub, was there waiting with all your drinks and cakes but none of you were there.
not bothered about the cake, but really upset about missing the drinks0