First Fryday of the Year Thread

arran77
arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited January 2015 in The bottom bracket
Made it through the first week so the obligatory fried pig baguette will be consumed soon :D

Bit of colouring in and counting to do this morning and then I'm off after lunch to the mortgage advisor.
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

seanoconn

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  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    It is friday and Arran is once again quick off the mark. At least a new year isn't a new you.

    Bet you love all the hoops of buying the new house. Sorted out the interim bit yet?

    Think I will have chicken rather than pig.
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Hooray, 30 minutes to dead piggy time. Not much else to report other than I'm very glad it's Friday.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    I preferred the other Friday in 2015 so far.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    sa0u823e wrote:
    Bet you love all the hoops of buying the new house. Sorted out the interim bit yet?

    Haven't really got into the details of what kitchen, bathrooms, flooring etc yet. I'm just glad we'll have a garage for all by bike stuff plus somewhere for a beat up old armchair for me to escape to :lol:

    The interim will involve moving back to my Mum's but there is at least a Granny Annexe we could use there as the last Grandparent died almost 20 years ago!
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    and its my birthday!

    ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Chris Bass wrote:
    and its my birthday!

    ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!
    Only slightly irritating? You're going to have to work on that.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    and its my birthday!

    ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!
    Only slightly irritating? You're going to have to work on that.

    I need something to aim for, don't want to get complacent
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    arran77 wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    Bet you love all the hoops of buying the new house. Sorted out the interim bit yet?

    Haven't really got into the details of what kitchen, bathrooms, flooring etc yet. I'm just glad we'll have a garage for all by bike stuff plus somewhere for a beat up old armchair for me to be exiled to :lol:

    !
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Chris Bass wrote:
    and its my birthday!

    ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!
    Happy birthday fellow Capricorn! :D

    Now bog off you wise, disciplined, cautious, patient, stubborn, detached, moody old tosspot.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Chris Bass wrote:
    and its my birthday!

    ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!

    Happy birthday :D

    The first thing to remember here is to forget all manners so no need to ask if you can join in, just do it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Oh yeah, happy birthday Mr Bass. Forgot my manners.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Oh yeah, happy birthday Mr Bass. Forgot my manners.

    That's because you fit right in around here :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Excellent!

    I will make sure I lower the tone wherever possible!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Chris Bass wrote:
    and its my birthday!

    ps - i'm new round these parts, is it ok to join in from time to time? i'm not easily offended, self deprecating and pretty sarcastic with a penchant for being slightly irritating!

    Happy birthday and welcome, we all look forward to you posting the traditional naked pictures of any fit females you know - we all do this on our birthdays
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Knackered today after being kicked out of the hotel bar at 2.30am and then going for a run 4hrs later - followed by meeting yeah

    Now working at home as the wife is sick and I thought I had better pick the kids up. This obviously buggers up the pub tonight and our reservation at me underhills tomorrow :(
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Has anyone told the newcomer about the initiation ceremony yet?
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Has anyone told the newcomer about the initiation ceremony yet?
    When you are at the bar, mine's a Macallan. Preferably a 1938 thank you. Large, obviously.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Chris Bass wrote:
    and its my birthday!

    So where are our cakes?

    Happy Burpday!
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Excellent!

    I will make sure I lower the tone wherever possible!

    That' s a tough objective, good luck with that one.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Did somebody mention cakes?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Excellent!

    I will lower the tone wherever possible!

    Edit.

    The bloomin rain :roll:

    Tomorrow snow in this ere parts. As it is currently 11 deg c, that's going to be a bit if a shock.
    Tried T47's anti lurgy recipe. The Turmeric made my nose yellow, the ginger gave me heartburn and the lemon is making my belly churn. It obviously works, I am in so much discomfort, I have forgotten about the cold I have.

    Laters.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    I'm finding that gin and bitter lemon is a good decongestant.

    In related news, did anyone see that Abu Hamza has been sentenced to life in jail in the US today? I think I'll buy this natty little accessory to remember him by.

    Abu-Hamza-Keyholder-Hooks.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Has anyone told the newcomer about the initiation ceremony yet?
    When you are at the bar, mine's a Macallan. Preferably a 1938 thank you. Large, obviously.

    Thought this was just a free pour job?

    I admire how the gentleman above introduced himself rather than just joined in. Looks like we may have someone with manners after all.
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    sa0u823e wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Has anyone told the newcomer about the initiation ceremony yet?
    When you are at the bar, mine's a Macallan. Preferably a 1938 thank you. Large, obviously.

    Thought this was just a free pour job?

    I admire how the gentleman above introduced himself rather than just joined in. Looks like we may have someone with manners after all.
    Correct.
    I just wish to remain comfortable in the Chesterfield thanks.
    The manners won't last.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Philly8mt
    Philly8mt Posts: 552
    Thank god!

    I can honestly say I've never worked so hard the first week back after the Christmas break. Bloody awful week!

    I'm proper depressed now ... Will it continue this way every week, all year?

    Help!!!!!!!!!
    Still thinking of something clever to say!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Philly8mt wrote:
    Thank god!

    I can honestly say I've never worked so hard the first week back after the Christmas break. Bloody awful week!

    I'm proper depressed now ... Will it continue this way every week, all year?

    Help!!!!!!!!!


    You're in the wrong place - this is the venue for Britains best shirkers.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Just back from the pub, was there waiting with all your drinks and cakes but none of you were there.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Just back from the pub, was there waiting with all your drinks and cakes but none of you were there.
    Wrong pub. You owe us all one, plus another for the inconvenience.

    PS:- I was quite comfortable but stupid smoking laws denied me the cuban cigar to make it perfect.Oh, and the company. I made do with a few ladies so don't worry.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Just back from the pub, was there waiting with all your drinks and cakes but none of you were there.

    not bothered about the cake, but really upset about missing the drinks :(