Missing in action...
pinno
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Team47b was dragged out of retirement by Mi2 and sent to Poland to investigate a mysterious explosion which occurred in the small hours of Jan 1st.
What he saw was alarming to say the least: After arriving incognito as a dwarf Russian prospector and finding this remote clearing in a forest, he found bits of plastic and lumps of fur scattered as far as the eye could see and a hole in the ground at the epicentre.
After a bit of prodding around in the back streets of Gdansk, T47 soon picked up the trail of this mystery and the following is a transcript of his findings:
1. Office workers said that Victim/Suspect was complaining of a lack of 'underground resistance in Poland'?!?
2. Victim/suspect was seen in Action bikes [scribbles 'Apt'] purchasing a track pump.
3. V/S buys a one way ticket to Poland with excess baggage of a meagre 15kg's.
4. V/S disappears into woodland outside of Gdansk after his arrival carrying a large holdall a marked 'fragile, pneumatic artefact'.
5. Large explosion heard in said woodland at 2.15am.
After collating all the information and returning the scattered artefacts to London, an autopsy report came to the following short yet rather succinct conclusion:
Victim had inflated 'Belinska' to 4 times normal operating pressure and the pressure had reversed up 'a fundamental passage' with catastrophic consequences.
RIP Sean the conn; gone and soon to be even more forgotten.
More tragic is the disappearance of the diminutive investigator who witnessed the aftermath of the event who was last seen frequenting a bar in Warsaw, laughing uncontrollably, probably trying his best not to forget.
What he saw was alarming to say the least: After arriving incognito as a dwarf Russian prospector and finding this remote clearing in a forest, he found bits of plastic and lumps of fur scattered as far as the eye could see and a hole in the ground at the epicentre.
After a bit of prodding around in the back streets of Gdansk, T47 soon picked up the trail of this mystery and the following is a transcript of his findings:
1. Office workers said that Victim/Suspect was complaining of a lack of 'underground resistance in Poland'?!?
2. Victim/suspect was seen in Action bikes [scribbles 'Apt'] purchasing a track pump.
3. V/S buys a one way ticket to Poland with excess baggage of a meagre 15kg's.
4. V/S disappears into woodland outside of Gdansk after his arrival carrying a large holdall a marked 'fragile, pneumatic artefact'.
5. Large explosion heard in said woodland at 2.15am.
After collating all the information and returning the scattered artefacts to London, an autopsy report came to the following short yet rather succinct conclusion:
Victim had inflated 'Belinska' to 4 times normal operating pressure and the pressure had reversed up 'a fundamental passage' with catastrophic consequences.
RIP Sean the conn; gone and soon to be even more forgotten.
More tragic is the disappearance of the diminutive investigator who witnessed the aftermath of the event who was last seen frequenting a bar in Warsaw, laughing uncontrollably, probably trying his best not to forget.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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Pinno, now that the magic mushrooms have worn off, what makes you think he's gone awol rather than taking a short break? Admittedly some of our older forum members have been known to wander off when unsupervised, so I guess its not that unusual
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I think we've found him
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
...bugger, did you say Poland ?
my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
It was some crap country beginning with the letter 'P' "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Really slow moving van going uphill in Wales - easy target my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Stevo 666 wrote:Pinno, now that the magic mushrooms have worn off, what makes you think he's gone awol rather than taking a short break? Admittedly some of our older forum members have been known to wander off when unsupervised, so I guess its not that unusual
Why didn't the tag set the alarm off?
Your back T47!?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Pinno, now that the magic mushrooms have worn off, what makes you think he's gone awol rather than taking a short break? Admittedly some of our older forum members have been known to wander off when unsupervised, so I guess its not that unusual
Why didn't the tag set the alarm off?
You're back T47!?
From Poland?my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
I've still got ringing in my ears from the explosion and little Sean (like little John) is a bit tender but other than that I'm ok and I'm back from Krakow and on my way with Belinska to the local bike shop to patch her up and check the psi.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
