We Would All Have Been Sectioned

mr_goo
mr_goo Posts: 3,770
edited January 2015 in The cake stop
Think this is doing the rounds on the interweb at the moment. Below is a list of conditions/symptoms etc that would get one admitted to a Victorian asylum. If the list is anything to go by then the UK/Europe/World is an asylum.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,311
    I think the vast majority of the adult population could be covers by two or three of those :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • markhewitt1978
    markhewitt1978 Posts: 7,614
    Should be noted that these are seen as underlying causes not the reason in themselves.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,286
    Lets see if I have this correct.

    You can be locked up for masturbation.
    You can be locked up for suppressed masturbation.

    Under what circumstances could you not be locked up for?
    I guess that anyone with the right connections could get anyone locked up. The good old days, eh?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,311
    I wonder how 'deranged masturbation' differs from the normal variety?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I wonder how 'deranged masturbation' differs from the normal variety?


    This could possibly cover the definition you are looking for

    http://necromanc.blogspot.co.uk/2006/01 ... ecord.html
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  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    "Tobacco & masturbation"? Is this where the phrase, "ready rubbed" comes from?
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  • merkin
    merkin Posts: 452
    pottssteve wrote:
    "Tobacco & masturbation"? Is this where the phrase, "ready rubbed" comes from?
    Presumably, if one were to partake in both at the same time, assuming one smokes the tobacco, there is the possibility of a mishap. At which point the understandable commotion (cursing and ranting) could be enough to get one banged up.
  • Silly Old Hector
    Silly Old Hector Posts: 573
    "Feebleness of Intellect"

    &

    "Exposure and Quackery"

    are my favourites
    All the gear, but no idea...
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    It's a good job workhouses don't exists anymore, otherwise my missus might be in there after suffering, "seduction and disappointment".....
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I wonder how 'deranged masturbation' differs from the normal variety?

    Knocking one out to Susan boil rather than reed
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    50 out of 86 8)
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,286
    seanoconn wrote:
    50 out of 86 8)
    I could only manage 30. :oops:
    Given the amount of forces and female only afflictions, I can only assume that to get 50, seanoconn is female.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I don't think Sean is old enough to have managed 30 years of w@nking either.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,311
    I notice one reason for being chucked in the asylum is 'women trouble'. Some things don't change, eh?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I notice one reason for being chucked in the asylum is 'women trouble'. Some things don't change, eh?


    F*ck me! Sometimes I would have happily have checked myself in. :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,311
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I notice one reason for being chucked in the asylum is 'women trouble'. Some things don't change, eh?


    F*ck me! Sometimes I would have happily have checked myself in. :lol:
    I guess pubs perform the same function now :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I notice one reason for being chucked in the asylum is 'women trouble'. Some things don't change, eh?


    F*ck me! Sometimes I would have happily have checked myself in. :lol:
    I guess pubs perform the same function now :)

    They now let women in the pubs near me :(
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,286
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I notice one reason for being chucked in the asylum is 'women trouble'. Some things don't change, eh?


    F*ck me! Sometimes I would have happily have checked myself in. :lol:
    I guess pubs perform the same function now :)

    They now let women in the pubs near me :(
    I know of one pub where they reluctantly decided to let women in as it is the law.
    There is no law to force them to install a female toilet though. :twisted:
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,461
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I don't think Sean is old enough to have managed 30 years of w@nking either.

    30 years? I thought 10 minutes was a long one and get cramp then!!
  • lakesluddite
    lakesluddite Posts: 1,337
    I think quite a few of those could be the title of my biography.

    Seduction and Disappointment probably being the most apt.

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