2015 Predictions
pottssteve
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So what's going to happen in 2015? Post your predictions here. No football.
A couple to get you started:
1. Tony Blair will broker a lasting Middle East peace deal.
2. Through careful diet and exercise my body mass will drop to 77 kilos.
3. The Dutch government will build a 700m high tower in Amsterdam as they are sick of having no tall buildings to fire New Year fireworks off.
4. Peter Sagan will wheelie to an Alpine stage win in the Tour.
These aren't very funny, so over to you....
A couple to get you started:
1. Tony Blair will broker a lasting Middle East peace deal.
2. Through careful diet and exercise my body mass will drop to 77 kilos.
3. The Dutch government will build a 700m high tower in Amsterdam as they are sick of having no tall buildings to fire New Year fireworks off.
4. Peter Sagan will wheelie to an Alpine stage win in the Tour.
These aren't very funny, so over to you....
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Bradley wiggins won't do another graham norton show0
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My predictions:-
1. Tony Blair will not broker a lasting Middle East peace deal.
2. Through careful diet and exercise my body mass will not drop to 77 kilos.
3. The Dutch government will not build a 700m high tower in Amsterdam as they are sick of having no tall buildings to fire New Year fireworks off.
4. Peter Sagan will not wheelie to an Alpine stage win in the Tour.
That was quite simple.
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
No one from Astana will be caught doping.'Hello to Jason Isaacs'0
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Betancur will finish a stage heavier than when he started it.0
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Frank the Tank will vote Tory.
Stevo will buy some lycra
mattyH will sign the pledge
Pina's political hero, Kinnochio will make a political comeback.
Sean will bat for the other side.
Arran will do some work.
VTech will start wearing a hair shirt.
Daviesee will come more than once a year
MrGoo will convert to Islam
I will stop being a miserable old git.
OK, Ok, the last one was made up and tongue in cheek.
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PBlakeney wrote:My predictions:-
1. Tony Blair will not broker a lasting Middle East peace deal.
2. Through careful diet and exercise my body mass will not drop to 77 kilos.
3. The Dutch government will not build a 700m high tower in Amsterdam as they are sick of having no tall buildings to fire New Year fireworks off.
4. Peter Sagan will not wheelie to an Alpine stage win in the Tour.
That was quite simple.
I did say they weren't very funny....I did have one with Kim Jong Un as the next Bond but I won't bother now... Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs0 -
Well, that's twice this year already.Ballysmate wrote:..
Daviesee will come more than once a year
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Had to be done! None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
daviesee wrote:
Well, that's twice this year already.Ballysmate wrote:..
Daviesee will come more than once a year
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Had to be done!
Perhaps I should have written Mrs Daviesee... 0 -
That'll be 3 times then. Christmas, Birthday and anniversary. Don't want to raise expectation levels too high.Ballysmate wrote:daviesee wrote:
Well, that's twice this year already.Ballysmate wrote:..
Daviesee will come more than once a year
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Had to be done!
Perhaps I should have written Mrs Daviesee...None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
You beat me to it, I was only going to add that Elvis will be spotted riding the Loch Ness Monster and a three legged horse will win the Grand National.Ballysmate wrote:Frank the Tank will vote Tory.
Stevo will buy some lycra
mattyH will sign the pledge
Pina's political hero, Kinnochio will make a political comeback.
Sean will bat for the other side.
Arran will do some work.
VTech will start wearing a hair shirt.
Daviesee will come more than once a year
MrGoo will convert to Islam
I will stop being a miserable old git.
OK, Ok, the last one was made up and tongue in cheek.
PS: one of your predictions will definitely not happen "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Ballysmate wrote:Frank the Tank will vote Tory.
Stevo will buy some lycra
mattyH will sign the pledge
Pina's political hero, Kinnochio will make a political comeback.
Sean will bat for the other side.
Arran will do some work.
VTech will start wearing a hair shirt.
Daviesee will come more than once a year
MrGoo will convert to Islam
I will stop being a miserable old git.
OK, Ok, the last one was made up and tongue in cheek.
Praise be to Allah the one true god....... I better finish off that bottle of Macallan.......and eat that Christmas gammon joint.......
Predictions 2015
Saudi Arabia to become a free and open democracy, allow women to drive cars legally, allow women to stand in first free elections. And to stop funding terrorism.
Tony Blair will broker at least half a dozen Middle East/Chinese trade deals, thus increasing his wealth...more
Torries will win Gen Election with a small minority and have to form a coalition with UKIP, Sinn Fein and SNP.
Chelsea will win the League Cup and nothing else.
Barak Obama will make an impromptu visit to Castle Neuschwanstein (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) after the G8 summit in German Alps and take the opportunity for a 'selfie' photo with a local family.
North Korea release a film about 2 state employed propaganda officials attached to the DPRK basketball team tour of USA, who are on a secret mission to assassinate George Lucas for selling out the Star Wars franchise to Disney.
Star Wars 7 is a box office flop.
Matthew Mcconaughey appears in a film that you don't need to have subtitled to understand his dialogue after Ed Miliband becomes his full time speech coach after resigning the Labour leadership in the wake of their general election loss.
Will Smith to give up Hollywood after the string of recent flops, sign up for The Royal Shakespeare Company, and play Othello.
Queen to abdicate, Chazza to renounce the throne and become governor of the Bahamas and William to accept the monarchy on the basis that he can still fly an ambulance helicopter at weekends.
A few famous people will die thus spawning huge media coverage and an outpouring of condolence on social media by people who never knew them or cared to be known to by the deceased . Millions of non famous people will die from natural causes, famine, disease and conflict..... only their loved ones will care..... their passing will in the most part go unnoticed.Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.0 -
The population of the UK will be tired of the press coverage of the election by March.
Tony Blair will be sent to Guantanamo for interrogation into alleged war crimes. The interent crashes when volunteers are asked to apply as interrogators.
Boris Johnson will be found in compromising poses with Mrs Cameron and Mrs Clegg. The following images of the ladies faces covered like the lid of a painters tin are released on the net.
Colin the law enforcement bod will return from holiday and denies any link to the photos, pleb gate and the shooting of numerous black unarmed and totally innocent teenagers in the USA.
Farage is pictured with a pint in his hand whilst shagging a midget
Prince Harry's parentage is resolved once and for all.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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This place will continue to be over moderated and posts will continue to mysteriously disappear "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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You may be right, but you're not really entering into the spirit of the threadarran77 wrote:This place will continue to be over moderated and posts will continue to mysteriously disappear "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
You may be right, but you're not really entering into the spirit of the threadarran77 wrote:This place will continue to be over moderated and posts will continue to mysteriously disappear
It's already happening "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Posts disappearing as fast as kids from their beds eh Arran?0
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Smokers will finally realise that they are not exempt from littering laws and that the outside world is not their ashtray.
The waterways of Ashford will not be constantly clogged with litter.
The customers of the local corner shop will park their cars somewhere legal and walk that massive 20 seconds to the shop, rather than park on the double yellow lines on the tight bend and "just quickly nip in", 'cos accidents can't happen in a few seconds y'know.
My little nipper will finally get bored with standing on the footbridge waiting for ages for a train to go by.
Jose Mourinho will go a whole week without making a massive t1t out of himself.
North Korea's mighty and glorious army will join up with the brave, indomitable lions of ISIS and rain devastation upon the decadent West.
Cake Stop will be as good as it used to be. So will Viz.0 -
Ballysmate wrote:Posts disappearing as fast as kids from their beds eh Arran?
That'll be the one
My prediction was as likely to happen as your prediction about me "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Mr Goo wrote:Ballysmate wrote:Frank the Tank will vote Tory.
Stevo will buy some lycra
mattyH will sign the pledge
Pina's political hero, Kinnochio will make a political comeback.
Sean will bat for the other side.
Arran will do some work.
VTech will start wearing a hair shirt.
Daviesee will come more than once a year
MrGoo will convert to Islam
I will stop being a miserable old git.
OK, Ok, the last one was made up and tongue in cheek.
Praise be to Allah the one true god....... I better finish off that bottle of Macallan.......and eat that Christmas gammon joint.......
Predictions 2015
Saudi Arabia to become a free and open democracy, allow women to drive cars legally, allow women to stand in first free elections. And to stop funding terrorism.
Tony Blair will broker at least half a dozen Middle East/Chinese trade deals, thus increasing his wealth...more
Torries will win Gen Election with a small minority and have to form a coalition with UKIP, Sinn Fein and SNP.
Chelsea will win the League Cup and nothing else.
Barak Obama will make an impromptu visit to Castle Neuschwanstein (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) after the G8 summit in German Alps and take the opportunity for a 'selfie' photo with a local family.
North Korea release a film about 2 state employed propaganda officials attached to the DPRK basketball team tour of USA, who are on a secret mission to assassinate George Lucas for selling out the Star Wars franchise to Disney.
Star Wars 7 is a box office flop.
Matthew Mcconaughey appears in a film that you don't need to have subtitled to understand his dialogue after Ed Miliband becomes his full time speech coach after resigning the Labour leadership in the wake of their general election loss.
Will Smith to give up Hollywood after the string of recent flops, sign up for The Royal Shakespeare Company, and play Othello.
Queen to abdicate, Chazza to renounce the throne and become governor of the Bahamas and William to accept the monarchy on the basis that he can still fly an ambulance helicopter at weekends.
A few famous people will die thus spawning huge media coverage and an outpouring of condolence on social media by people who never knew them or cared to be known to by the deceased . Millions of non famous people will die from natural causes, famine, disease and conflict..... only their loved ones will care..... their passing will in the most part go unnoticed.
Phil the Greek must be in with a shout?0 -
RIP a few famous people.Mr Goo wrote:A few famous people will die thus spawning huge media coverage and an outpouring of condolence on social media by people who never knew them or cared to be known to by the deceased . Millions of non famous people will die from natural causes, famine, disease and conflict..... only their loved ones will care..... their passing will in the most part go unnoticed.
I am glad to have got that out of the way so early in the year and can now move on.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Somebody, somewhere, will have an interesting conversation that starts with the question "Did you see Top Gear Last Night?"0
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Member of Royal Family unmasked as a paedo perhaps??0
