It gets on my t1ts

Frank the tank
Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited December 2014 in The bottom bracket
When I hear (usually women) saying/shouting Oh my god! and usually expressed at something totally unremarkable.
Tail end Charlie

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    And your standing naked in front of said female? :wink:
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Slowmart wrote:
    And your standing naked in front of said female? :wink:

    No, then its uncontrollable hysteria :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • my_grandadʹs_bike
    my_grandadʹs_bike Posts: 1,300
    Frank the tank wrote:
    When I hear (usually women) saying/shouting Oh my god! and usually expressed at something totally unremarkable.

    To be fair Frank you live in Hucknall so it's going to be about something totally unremarkable :wink:
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,562
    Your have t1ts? So, the gender reassignment surgery is going well then and we will soon be calling you Francesca? :mrgreen:
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  • Aphorism
    Aphorism Posts: 11
    Frank the tank wrote:
    When I hear (usually women) saying/shouting Oh my god! and usually expressed at something totally unremarkable.
    I find it slightly annoying when grown men (it's usually men that do this) use the expression 'gets on my t1ts' over slightly annoying expressions, and hide casual sexism in their complaints.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Aphorism wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    When I hear (usually women) saying/shouting Oh my god! and usually expressed at something totally unremarkable.
    I find it slightly annoying when grown men (it's usually men that do this) use the expression 'gets on my t1ts' over slightly annoying expressions, and hide casual sexism in their complaints.

    Who you calling 'casual'?
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Aphorism wrote:
    I find it slightly annoying when grown men (it's usually men that do this) use the expression 'gets on my t1ts' .

    More casual sexism?
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Aphorism wrote:
    I find it slightly annoying when grown men (it's usually men that do this) use the expression 'gets on my t1ts' .

    More casual sexism?

    Yes please :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,747
    Frank the tank wrote:
    When I hear (usually women) saying/shouting Oh my god! and usually expressed at something totally unremarkable.
    Oh my god!
    OMG! WTF!
    Upset at so little?
    Are you hormonal?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
    Aphorism wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    When I hear (usually women) saying/shouting Oh my god! and usually expressed at something totally unremarkable.
    I find it slightly annoying when grown men (it's usually men that do this) use the expression 'gets on my t1ts' over slightly annoying expressions, and hide casual sexism in their complaints.
    It might not be sexist - maybe Frank has moobs?
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    If Frank hasn't. I have. The right one is particularly pert.
    Wish they had developed at a younger age. I would have had something to play with apart from my c0ck. :wink:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
    Ballysmate wrote:
    If Frank hasn't. I have. The right one is particularly pert.
    Wish they had developed at a younger age. I would have had something to play with apart from my c0ck. :wink:
    Just think Bally, if you'd been a woman you would have just stayed in all day and played with yourself.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    If I'd been a woman. I'd have been a right slut.
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Ballysmate wrote:
    If Frank hasn't. I have. The right one is particularly pert.
    Wish they had developed at a younger age. I would have had something to play with apart from my c0ck. :wink:
    :D:D:D
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Aphorism wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    When I hear (usually women) saying/shouting Oh my god! and usually expressed at something totally unremarkable.
    I find it slightly annoying when grown men (it's usually men that do this) use the expression 'gets on my t1ts' over slightly annoying expressions, and hide casual sexism in their complaints.
    It might not be sexist - maybe Frank has moobs?

    In the interest of equality shouldn't we be referring to them as 'mits'?
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Well it still gets on my tits.
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    In the interest of equality shouldn't we be referring to them as 'mits'?
    In this age of free choice we should also be allowed to refer to them as 'mugs', 'maps' or 'morks'.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,329
    You didn't quite expect this response Frank, did you?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
    He's probably feeling like a right mit now.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    I am. :wink:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    If I'd been a woman. I'd have been a right slut.

    8)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    pinarello001 wrote:
    You didn't quite expect this response Frank, did you?
    Never surprised at any kind of reaction, the worst is to just be ignored I suppose.
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    He's probably feeling like a right mit now.
    Not in the slightest.
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    He's probably feeling like a right mit now.
    Not in the slightest.
    Your only mistake was posting this in BB rather than Cake Stop :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,329
    Frank the tank wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    You didn't quite expect this response Frank, did you?
    Never surprised at any kind of reaction, the worst is to just be ignored I suppose.

    The Oxygen of publicity...
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