The Saturday 'are you feeling fat yet?' thread

Stevo_666

I am.

Not been on the bike for a week now and we're off to the brother in-laws for turkey curry or something like that. May be mildly tedious but his daughters are both easy on the eye and the boyfriend of the elder one is a West Ham fan :twisted: so I should be able have a bit of fun today...

city_boy

Yes, very!

Not just feeling it....the scales just confirmed it

Major change of eating habits and training schedule starting New Year!

pblakeney

Stevo 666 wrote:

I am.

Not been on the bike for a week now and we're off to the brother in-laws for turkey curry or something like that. May be mildly tedious but his daughters are both easy on the eye, and the boyfriend of the elder one :twisted: so I should be able have a bit of fun today...

FTFY
Feeling fat and too icy to get out on the bike.
Detox day today, then back on it tomorrow.
May get on the bike at some point. There is a turbo in the cupboard which should be used but I simply cannot be ar$ed.

Stevo_666

Think I might have to make do with doing a few weights for now as the chances of getting on the bike again this year are pretty slim. Not that it'll lose me any lard. I just stepped on the scales as well - curiosity got the better of me - 73kg Not that New Years resolutions are any good :roll:

pottssteve

Stevo 666 wrote:

I am.

Not been on the bike for a week now and we're off to the brother in-laws for turkey curry or something like that. May be mildly tedious but his daughters are both easy on the eye and the boyfriend of the elder one is a West Ham fan :twisted: so I should be able have a bit of fun today...

If they like fat blokes you might be in there.

I was feeling fat but went for a 12km walk today in one of the country parks - almost 800m of ascent and descent. Now I'm not fat but my knees are fu@ked.......

Stevo_666

pottssteve wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

I am.

Not been on the bike for a week now and we're off to the brother in-laws for turkey curry or something like that. May be mildly tedious but his daughters are both easy on the eye and the boyfriend of the elder one is a West Ham fan :twisted: so I should be able have a bit of fun today...

If they like fat blokes you might be in there.

I was feeling fat but went for a 12km walk today in one of the country parks - almost 800m of ascent and descent. Now I'm not fat but my knees are fu@ked.......

I remember HK is a bit on the hilly side - at least the weather isn't shyte like it is here just now.

pottssteve

Stevo 666 wrote:

pottssteve wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

I am.

Not been on the bike for a week now and we're off to the brother in-laws for turkey curry or something like that. May be mildly tedious but his daughters are both easy on the eye and the boyfriend of the elder one is a West Ham fan :twisted: so I should be able have a bit of fun today...

If they like fat blokes you might be in there.

I was feeling fat but went for a 12km walk today in one of the country parks - almost 800m of ascent and descent. Now I'm not fat but my knees are fu@ked.......

I remember HK is a bit on the hilly side - at least the weather isn't shote like it is here just now.

You're not wrong. One section of today's walk was over 1km at an average gradient of 25-30%. It's a killer on the knees.

There's pros and cons living here, though. True, there's no snow or frost - current daytime temperatures are hovering around 15 degrees or so, although today was very humid and misty on the tops so there was no view from the Pat Sin Leng range. I've been out riding 4 days in the last week, and the forecast is for sun again for the next week or so. However, on the negative side much of the riding is on bike paths and many of the roads are very dangerous due to the generally poor quality of driving as it would appear that the locals can judge neither speed or distance and are bullying @rseholes....Can't have it all.

Frank the tank

Just done an hour on the turbo, it's eased my conscience but I would imagine done very little in reality.

florerider

Out on the bike Boxing Day and today, shivered the calories away.

tlw1

despite a decent ride on boxing day and a swim and a 4 mile run today I'm feeling fat. Thankfully eaten relatively well today and going out for a couple of hours run tomorrow.

Later today is the theatre with the bin lids to watch the borrowers, so should be fun

Flâneur

Not feeling fat, well no more than usual.

Took the crudder out, felt weird so came home quickly and took the real bike out and got wet and freezing cold to the point I was scared I couldn't operate my brakes

More food and drink tonight with friends. the best part of this time of year eh!

slowmart

I take the view that it's better to enjoy your food and cycle off the excess rather than be a racing snake.

Life's too short to eat salad and drink foul wine. 8)

veronese68

Quite right Slowmart. About to have another huge meal at my folks. Mmmmm. I'm not as skinny as I used to be, but who cares.

Flâneur

The better half?

I am in the same boat, I do watch what I eat as such but I'll never say no to a meal out or a glass of wine. Cheese and Ham are always nice. And chocolate, god damn chocolate

verylonglegs

I don't have any real problem with chocolate, will indulge in a kitkat chunky or picnic bar now and again, it's crisps for me. I am an absolute sucker for crisps, especially when I've a beer on the go. Cheese too, I eat far too much cheese. Luckily I inherited naturally skinny genes from my father otherwise I'd be an absolute bloater.

florerider

I have a real problem with chocolate , it gives me migraine.

Helps keep the weight off though.

Beer makes me ill, not so happy with that one not good for someone who worked in Germany for years. Can just about survive 2 small ones in Belgium and that's it.

Still, it meant I learnt a bit about German wines

pinno

Not feeling fat, just had my regular 4 meal and snacks today..

Spent an hour or so cleaning bike bits and wrestling with that pesky thing you put in a Campag overboard cup whilst you torque the crankset up.
Thing 2 has had a very high temperature today so been paying nurse to the poor sausage and stripped her down to nappy, cold cloths and lots of fluid. Then she emptied the contents of her stomach all over me as i tried to carry her to bed. Must go as she is bawling and due some Calpol. Hope to get a banana or something to carry her through the night or bike plans for tomorrow are out of the window.

Laters.

Stevo_666

Sounds messy.

Just got back from our day round at the in-laws where my second curry in 24 hours could have similar consequences. Idid at least manage to sit in between the hot sisters at the dinner table to keep my interest up

florerider

Are you the Uncle mothers warn their daughters about at Xmas?

Stevo_666

florerider wrote:

Are you the Uncle mothers warn their daughters about at Xmas?

Nope - I'm very well behaved, it's just fortunate they can't mind read :twisted:

florerider

Stevo 666 wrote:

florerider wrote:

Are you the Uncle mothers warn their daughters about at Xmas?

Nope - I'm very well behaved, it's just fortunate they can't mind read :twisted:

Let's hope you're right

pinno

florerider wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

florerider wrote:

Are you the Uncle mothers warn their daughters about at Xmas?

Nope - I'm very well behaved, it's just fortunate they can't mind read :twisted:

Let's hope you're right

Never mind that, he should be locked up for incestuous thoughts (even though your not actually related).
Have you got any pictures of them?

Stevo_666

If you want to make yourself a decent pervy uncle you'll need to get your own material.