Silly Christmas cracker jokes...

pinno
pinno Posts: 51,325
edited January 2015 in The cake stop
How do cats get their presents delivered?

By Santa Paws.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 711
    Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

    It was two tyred. :roll:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Why has Santa got three gardens?

    Because he likes to ho, ho ho.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Courtesy of BBC R4 cracker...

    What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire...frost bite!
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Why can't snowmen have sex?

    Snow balls.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • crescent
    crescent Posts: 1,201
    Two snowmen standing in a field. One says to the other one, "Can you smell carrots?"
    Bianchi ImpulsoBMC Teammachine SLR02 01Trek Domane AL3“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. “ ~H.G. Wells Edit - "Unless it's a BMX"
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    What's the rudest type of Elf?

    The GoFuckYoursElf
  • Manc33
    Manc33 Posts: 2,157
    A cyclist was found lying in a ditch, barely able to talk. A couple of cyclists turn up to help him and one says to the other "Has he got a band on?" to which the other replies "No, its a braze on".

    We wanted "jokes from crackers" not "jokes from on crack". :lol:

    Heard about that cyclist stalking people? Sy Cling.

    I either make up chit jokes or tell ones that have been told before.

    You think you're gonna read something funny here? Unlikely. :P

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