Pill time...
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If that cat watches anymore Masterchef, the Lizard will be marinaded in fish oil, flambé'd, served on a garlic crouton and dressed with a puree of wild boar liver.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Christ it's dull without being able to reminisce about the golden olden days in the land of my father.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Tell me about! Used to spend Saturday afternoons watching the mighty Nantlle Vale FC with my taid. He played for them until he was well into his forties. Morgan they called him. Caught a couple of hun rounds in the arm during the first one. Never complained. Smoked woodbines if i recall correctly. Bovril at half time. This guy used to manage them.
I think he must've known MF0 -
My taid got a job in the mines. The lesser known Salt mines of Abergavenny. He got high blood pressure so had to retire early at the age of 15 but he did get a job fighting the hun. He was a shell polisher. Left him shredded. Nain always shouted things like "You can't keep spilling the bloody tea Dilwyn, you need to go to the Doc to get your Parkinson's sorted man." It wasn't the Parkinsons, it was those years of polishing shells - it left him well dodgy it did. Shout 'bang' and he used to jump behind the couch.
One particular 5th of November, Dilwyn was behind the couch with his tin helmet on, clutching a Lee Enfield and he shot the bloody neighbours dog. Neighbour made the mistake of calling the dog 'Hans' and when the neighbour shouted 'Hans - come here you bloody silly dog' when it ran off, that's when it happened it did. It was an Alsation and never walked right after that incident. Took his left bollock out too. You've never heard such a squeaky bark from a dog.
Its all in his memoirs. Lived to 104. Never once managed a full cup of tea since 1918.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Mind you, my nain was a complete cow I think. Died when I was about five. My abiding memory of her was that she was always cleaning the front steps with that red soap that they used to have, or brushing the pavement. I think she got dementia very badly and died in some 'home for the bewildered'. She was only 62, duw. Mam never spoke about it.0
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seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Jeezo, it's tumbleweed central...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Pinno wrote:
Nah, mine were brand spankers, same case, no scratch and they've never been to Milton Keynes. Besides, black ones never won any of the classics this year, just white ones. The Gaztron wears the white ones.0 -
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Nah - she's wired funny.
Who's the rambling cupcake with 2 r's?;
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Pinno wrote:Nah - she's wired funny.
Who's the rambling cupcake with 2 r's?;
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Jeez, they don't half bang on in that thread.
Your C40. What size?0 -
57cm traditional geometry. I'm 5 ft 8 and a bit. I could have probably had a 56 or even 55 cm. 58 - too much.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Short legs, long torso?0
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I look nothing like Marc Bolan.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Gone quiet again.0
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I shudder to think! The badlands of Pontypridd maybe?0
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That means he's out somewhere - on the loose.
Shall we phone the Military Police or the guys at the funny farm?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Anyone?0
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Stevo 666 wrote:
Last seen hand in hand with Matthew, skipping across a meadow.
How goes it Stevo? Was thinking about you when I was in Tescos today and almost bought a bottle of that Weston's. Thought better of it and bought some Elvis Juice instead.0 -
WTF!0 -
Better. Just tried to write a eulogy but given up for the evening so MOTD shortly. Just supped a bottle of Westons coincidentally. Also Tesco have a tenner off JD with honey so got a bottle last week.Garry H wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Last seen hand in hand with Matthew, skipping across a meadow.
How goes it Stevo? Was thinking about you when I was in Tescos today and almost bought a bottle of that Weston's. Thought better of it and bought some Elvis Juice instead.
What's Elvis Juice when its at home?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Good to hear, can't be easy.
Elvis Juice, the rehydration choice of champions:
Buy some, I bought "shares" back in the day. It's my ticket to one of those drinking straw bikes
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Rehydration with 6.5% ABV. Not bad."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Reckon that Weston's stuff would've had me calling for an ambulance.0
