Pill time...
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You are either all tucked up in bed or all out on the piss.0
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Not yet, I've not finished my G&T.."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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1115 in numberplate terms.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0
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You are either all tucked up in bed or all out on the wee-wee.
I had just got in from playing dads taxi
Which means the kids are going to be knackered and very grumpy today0 -
And again.0
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Hello Bally. Come out of your foxhole?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Got to be careful. Got to keep an eye open for BnG and his lurchers.
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I am going to attach some headlights to my trattor mower, you can make some catapults using old inner tubes and we'll go do some 'lamping' of our own.
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I am going to attach some headlights to my trattor mower, you can make some catapults using old inner tubes and we'll go do some 'lamping' of our own.
Bloody hell. That takes me back. Childhood that was pre Playstation.0 -
I am going to attach some headlights to my trattor mower, you can make some catapults using old inner tubes and we'll go do some 'lamping' of our own.
Or perhaps you could attach a hosepipe to give Boris his much wanted water canon?0 -
If we take BnG's eye out, think of all the furry things we could save. I could offer a £10 for his lanky, mangy, shaggy haired greyhounds and feed them to the lions at Chester zoo. Should be an interesting chase.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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"Come here littl' BnG wabbit..."seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Right on time.0
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That's a very good one hit wonder by 'Black Box'.Right on time."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Bear with me. I have a jackanory about that song.
Whilst a student in Eastbaaaawn, I travelled down from Scotland on this particular Friday by Nat Express, went out on the lash till silly o'clock - the sun was coming up. Woke up to Ride on time at full blast emanating from the landlady's daughter's room. Knackered, by my own volition I admit, I knocked on her door which was futile to ask her to turn the music down. Upon opening the door, there she was with her knickers down around her ankles and a hair dryer in her hand. "What the f*ck are you doing?" I asked, the reply was "I spilt some orange juice on herself and I am trying to dry, just f*ck off will ya?". Reverse gear, confused...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Did she have a black box?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Did she have a black box?
Yes she was an 'air hostess blonde' - always comes with one.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
You missed that part out in your initial rendition.always comes with one.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
You missed that part out in your initial rendition.always comes with one.
It was late and I was trying to keep it short (which I did). In the light of recent posts from certain people ^ :roll:, it was succinct.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Deja vu0
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Deja vu
I've had that feeling before0 -
Can I get some crowd funding to go to Zimbabwe and shoot the lion shooter? I don't think the filter will make any rant comprehensible.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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It's when there's a glitch in The Matrix and 'The Agents' start closing in...Deja vu
I've had that feeling before"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Can I get some crowd funding to go to Zimbabwe and shoot the lion shooter? I don't think the filter will make any rant comprehensible.
Even the Yanks in the land of huntin', and shootin' have turned on the c*nt.
I just can't comprehend why anyone would want to do such a thing. The two locals who orgainised it are looking at 15 years. Could we get Pina to lead an 'Eichmann' style snatch squad so that he could be accommodated in the next cell?0 -
The c*nt is in deep deep shit:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/29/cecil-the-lion-calls-for-prosecution-us-dentist-walter-palmerseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
"Palmer is reportedly receiving death threats and a deluge of horrible Yelp reviews, and it probably goes without saying that his patients are likely hunting themselves – for a new dentist. But Palmer is by no means the first big game trophy hunter to get skewered online for their exploits. "
I hope the death threat is carried out.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
"Palmer is reportedly receiving death threats and a deluge of horrible Yelp reviews, and it probably goes without saying that his patients are likely hunting themselves – for a new dentist. But Palmer is by no means the first big game trophy hunter to get skewered online for their exploits. "
I hope the death threat is carried out.
With a cross bow to wound first?0 -
Is he a dentist?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I see you lot have rolled in from the pub :roll:
Is it cooler now T47 or have you run out of vino, or both?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
