My 1,000 post

Matthewfalle
Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
edited December 2014 in The bottom bracket
Will not break far from the norm in that I will ask for someone to post a picture of someone's sisters norks. Or those belonging to Nina from Nina and the Neurons.

And there be it for another 1,000 posts.

Adieu mes Amis .......
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
smithy21 wrote:

He's right you know.

Comments

  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,714
    Congrats, hard to choose a favourite post with such quality, keep it up Matthew.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Keep going and you'll soon overtake Sean the deserter Oconn :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    seanoconn wrote:
    Congrats, hard to choose a favourite post with such quality, keep it up Matthew.

    Many thanks - I do realise that I reached a nadir in my comedy posting levels at one point (I blame it on work, not so much a lack of comedic talent) but hope to find my mojo again. It'll probably involve spreading the truth about 105 but it'll get there.

    Any pictures of girls smashing 105 with hammers? Now that would be cool.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,451
    ^ No, but I did find this for you.

    bike-grrrl-gang.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,451
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!

    Apparently he is only passing.

    What do you think of MF's 1000th post then Bally. Not much cop, he's still a newbie.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Manc33
    Manc33 Posts: 2,157
    I'm nearly on 1,000 and I don't know what I am talking about.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,423
    Manc33 wrote:
    I'm nearly on 1,000 and I don't know what I am talking about.
    We know. :wink:
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,185
    Manc33 wrote:
    I'm nearly on 1,000 and I don't know what I am talking about.

    Are you preparing a list of your top ten posts for that event?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!

    Apparently he is only passing.

    What do you think of MF's 1000th post then Bally. Not much cop, he's still a newbie.

    You can't beat an ode for your 1000 milestone. :wink:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,733
    matthew h wrote:
    Manc33 wrote:
    I'm nearly on 1,000 and I don't know what I am talking about.

    Are you preparing a list of your top ten posts for that event?
    The most amusing ones are all in the Premier League thread :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,185
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Manc33 wrote:
    I'm nearly on 1,000 and I don't know what I am talking about.

    Are you preparing a list of your top ten posts for that event?
    The most amusing ones are all in the Premier League thread :)

    :(
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Manc33 wrote:
    I'm nearly on 1,000 and I don't know what I am talking about.

    Does anyone here?
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
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    Toy
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    sa0u823e wrote:
    Manc33 wrote:
    I'm nearly on 1,000 and I don't know what I am talking about.

    Does anyone here?

    VTech says he does :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,714
    arran77 wrote:
    Keep going and you'll soon overtake Sean the deserter Oconn :lol:
    I prefer AWOL if you don't mind!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,714
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!

    Apparently he is only passing.

    What do you think of MF's 1000th post then Bally. Not much cop, he's still a newbie.

    You can't beat an ode for your 1000 milestone. :wink:
    That was a year ago, you're due another good post Bally :wink:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,714
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!
    So his attempt of a life ban for posting a record amount of uncensored boobs in one thread was unsuccessful!?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!
    So his attempt of a life ban for posting a record amount of uncensored boobs in one thread was unsuccessful!?

    Indeed it was :lol:

    He's left a Christmas pressie in the Big Girls thread but I don't dare click the link whilst at work :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    ^ No, but I did find this for you.

    bike-grrrl-gang.jpg


    Pwoooooaaarr - it's like a posse of vintage Pendletons.

    Nice white walls as well. Top find that man.

    Wonder if they lezz up in the shower after racin'?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,451
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!
    So his attempt of a life ban for posting a record amount of uncensored boobs in one thread was unsuccessful!?

    Indeed it was :lol:

    He's left a Christmas pressie in the Big Girls thread but I don't dare click the link whilst at work :shock:

    It ain't much, wouldn't make a nun blush. If that is anything to go by, he's gone soft in his absence.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!
    So his attempt of a life ban for posting a record amount of uncensored boobs in one thread was unsuccessful!?

    Indeed it was :lol:

    He's left a Christmas pressie in the Big Girls thread but I don't dare click the link whilst at work :shock:

    It ain't much, wouldn't make a nun blush. If that is anything to go by, he's gone soft in his absence.
    Well, I did try to resurrect last years thread.
    That post has gone, along with the thread.
    It is hard to be hard these days. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see Daviesee lurking.
    Welcome back!!
    So his attempt of a life ban for posting a record amount of uncensored boobs in one thread was unsuccessful!?

    Indeed it was :lol:

    He's left a Christmas pressie in the Big Girls thread but I don't dare click the link whilst at work :shock:

    It ain't much, wouldn't make a nun blush. If that is anything to go by, he's gone soft in his absence.
    Well, I did try to resurrect last years thread.
    That post has gone, along with the thread.
    It is hard to be hard these days. :wink:

    It's the thought that counts daviesee :mrgreen:

    Ignore Piña, he's just a miserable old git :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,733
    arran77 wrote:
    Ignore Piña, he's just a miserable old git :wink:
    Apparently he disputes one of those last three words. No idea why :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ignore Piña, he's just a miserable old git :wink:
    Apparently he disputes one of those last three words. No idea why :D

    He reckons he's the Peter Pan of Bottom Bracket :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn